Campaign Texts Archive

[KidTDragon]

FROM TRUMP: Greeeeeeeeen

Sent from my iPhone.

STATEMENT:
6:13 PM

I'm afraid to ask what this means.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Fine. I'll try the link.

Ah, it's a black MAGA hat with green lettering.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Well, that was anti-climactic... but not surprising.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: I'm looking to speak with [CoffeeHorse]

Are you voting for me?

ANSWER NOW:
10:11 AM

Team Trump: Do we ship your flag to FL?

MAGA FLAGS JUST LAUNCHED!

CLAIM YOURS NOW:
12:40 PM

I got hit in the face [CoffeeHorse]

With what? Your love.

This is Trump, and I'm asking for your ENDORSEMENT:
2:34 PM

[CoffeeHorse], are you my friend?

This is Donald Trump, and I'm in need of your advice.

RESPOND:
5:11 PM

[CoffeeHorse] will you wish my dad a happy birthday?

It's Don Jr. and I'm doing a surprise card!

ADD YOUR NAME:
5:51 PM

[CoffeeHorse], don't get caught wearing this!

It's Trump, and I'm offering this gold MAGA hat...

Do you want it?
7:47 PM

 

[abates]

I got hit in the face [CoffeeHorse]

With what? Your love.

I have the strong suspicion that someone on his communication team is trying to see how wild the texts they come up with can get before anyone says anything.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Right? I'm guessing the process for vetting these texts (assuming there's any process at all) is entirely automated. The software just checks for the fundraising link, and if it's there the text goes out.

Somebody realized their work isn't being checked, and is seeing how far they can push it. Or they're drinking heavily on the job.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Por que pas dos?