Cybertronian ren faires do not play around.
You callin' Trypticon a chicken? Them's fightin' words!
Somebody help! I'm being Marty McFly'd!
Wouldn't the grammatically correct term be "Marty McFlown"?
Decepticons: "Hooray for Trypticon, out mightiest weapon against those cursed Autobots!"
Random dude: "He's a chicken, I tell you! Trypticon Boo is a giant chicken!"
...hilarious misadventures ensue...
Random dude: "He's a chicken, I tell you! Trypticon Boo is a giant chicken!"
...hilarious misadventures ensue...
I don't care what the reboot says, Chicken Boo was one of the funniest recurring segments of Animaniacs.
Either way, he wears a disguise.
Just make sure he's still voiced by Brad Garrett.
The closest living relative to the T-Rex is the chicken...You callin' Trypticon a chicken? Them's fightin' words!
But what about the closest living relative to the godzillasaurus?
ALSO a chicken! They've quietly infiltrated ALL our dinosaur taxonomy, now they're relatives of Cybetronian city-bots, and soon they'll be cousins to the Japanese Kaiju genera as well. Chickens are a lot better organized when it comes to political marriages than we ever gave them credit and now it's too late...
Or the duck.
Or the kiwi.
Or the hummingbird.
Or the penguin.
All birds are equally related to the T-Rex.
Especially funny if you can imagine Frank Welker's Galvatron reading his lines here.ALSO a chicken! They've quietly infiltrated ALL our dinosaur taxonomy, now they're relatives of Cybetronian city-bots, and soon they'll be cousins to the Japanese Kaiju genera as well. Chickens are a lot better organized when it comes to political marriages than we ever gave them credit and now it's too late...
BOCK BOCK B-GBWAAAAAAA
Please leave discussions on macroeconomics and high level political discourse out of this. You KNOW Galvatron has trouble following the arguments...
