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The four Laser Rods all have the GI Joe-style rubber bands and thin metal hips. They all break in half over time. Electro's also mostly gold plastic, so he gets to race himself to see how he'll self-destruct first.

And if you can get the launcher apart without breaking it. That thing's not designed to be disassembled.

He bought Twitter because people were being mean to him. Maybe if you bully him hard enough, he'll pay you off to stop it.

First repeal Citizens United. Bribery should not be considered free speech.

Explaining doesn't work on Trumpers. Either they're too ignorant (willingly or otherwise) to care, and thus you're just wasting your time; or they only cared about making people mad in the first place, in which case you're giving them what they want. They're either stupid, or they're bullies...

Putin needed a win somewhere, and Ukraine has proven harder to conquer than the Republican party, so.....

Laser Prime doesn't have a rubber band waist, he has a normal swivel joint.

"Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?" "If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it." "Is that gaslighting?" "Shut up."

They need at least one more to qualify. (Titan Energon Scorponok when?)

The sign says they don't move, not that they can't.

If that's what it takes to get a decent Powermaster, so be it.

Clench at least has a gun mode. It wasn't a terribly convincing gun, of course, but it could be improved pretty easily.

The only injury that matters to Trump is to his ego. And this is a steel-toed boot to the nuts.

Kinda surprised Hasbro didn't just do Core-class Sparkplug and Leader-1 to go with their partners.

But articulated fingers! For that ever vital flipping the bird gesture!

If he went to a debate, he'd just incriminate himself more on all of his many ongoing trials and investigations, and almost certainly violate all of the court orders about threatening remarks. While I eagerly await someone finally locking him up, his lawyers aren't quite that stupid. Plus, we...

It must've been done by an aide. There isn't a single mention of impeaching Biden.

I don't care what takes him off the street at this point, somebody take off the kid gloves and lock him up already. If anyone else had done a fraction of the jive he's pulled, they would've been behind bars years ago.

Her default expression is "traumatized shelter dog."