Well heck! Let's do this!
*jumps into go-cart and drives like a maniac down the hallway*
VROOM-VROOM!
Dork! Like seriously...dork. How does he even do that sober, anyway?
*chugs a rynrift, gets in a go-cart and crashes right into a wall*
VROOM-VROOM!
You're not moving. You're stuck in a wall you dolt colt!