What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

Pale Rider

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That feeling when you're talking to someone who considers himself a "reasonable" Republican but then he says that stupid f**king line about how Republicans stand for "freedom" and you know he's just another mindless idiot who doesn't know the difference between slogans and ideas.
The fact that right-wingers think gay marriage "opens the door" to bestiality shows you that they don't understand that an animal cannot legally consent to marriage, which is not actually out of character for them. They always had a problem with the concept of consent.
I understand why washed-up action stars like Dean Cain, Hulk Hogan, and Kevin Sorbo gravitate toward the MAGA message. They miss the past because they miss being young and relevant.

Our children deserve better than to have their futures dragged down by the rose-tinted nostalgia of bitter old men.
 

Axaday

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But Walz being gay only matters if I am voting for a pastor, right? That's what I've been led to understand.

Tucker's point CANNOT BE that I shouldn't vote for Walz because he is a sinner. It can't be that. And then I am left scratching my head. I'm sure I have terrible gaydar, because my ability to read people in general is impaired. Walz isn't effeminate, is he? If that's a reason not to vote for him, then my goodness Tucker, focus on Harris. She is a lot more feminine that Walz is, if that is a problem. Keep your eye on the ball, man?

What else? Where does he go with it? Is it that he will push for gay rights because a married, closeted gay man can't help but do that? The guy has been in government for a while now. We needn't rely on our gaydar. He surely has a record. And without looking, it is surely pretty standard Democrat platform stuff on this issue, so again keep your eye on the ball. We don't need our gaydar.
 
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Axaday

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Does Tucker think that performing your own household and car repairs means you're gay?
Was that on one side of the discussion? I wouldn't think that would track. Tucker himself isn't a archetype for virility, but I think his core audience expects real men to attempt those things.
 

KidTDragon

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I was trying to come up with a reason why Tucker would think Walz is gay, and it seemed logical that it's because of something Walz does that Tucker doesn't. And Tucker doesn't look like the kind of guy who engages in any physical labor that he can pay someone else to do, ergo, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, e pluribus unum, Tucker must think doing your own repairs makes you gay.
 

NovaSaber

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I was trying to come up with a reason why Tucker would think Walz is gay, and it seemed logical that it's because of something Walz does that Tucker doesn't. And Tucker doesn't look like the kind of guy who engages in any physical labor that he can pay someone else to do, ergo, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, e pluribus unum, Tucker must think doing your own repairs makes you gay.
I don't know if Tucker thinks about the things he says at all, though.

 


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