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Welp, Walmart just cancelled my Cannonball preorder.

Yeah, I'm specifically considering stuff he's made, otherwise I'd be noting all the touring and such.

Well, fell dormant musically, then, since as far as I know the only other new thing he put out in that timeframe was the Hamilton polka.

Mayhem's topics, for better or worse, generally do not lend themselves to encouraging this particular brand of linguistic tomfoolery for the most part.

I'm just completely giddy he put in Uptown Funk, because I've lamented for years that it hit right as his contract ran out and he fell dormant - and like, no hate 'cause it's his life, he can do whatever the hell he wants with it, but it was one of the big pop culture songs I really wanted to...

I didn't mind the Pro Controller D-pad too terribly much at first, but there was some game that got me to just start swapping in my 8BitDo for D-pad-centric games, but I forget exactly what it was. Maybe Ninja Saviors? Outside of that, love it as a controller, minus the labeling for the triggers...

If people can jack off homages to goddamn Enemy and ever how many wacky misprint things for who knows how long now, something like Reverse Convoy can certainly have a go again.

Nothing good ever comes from screwing around on Mars, it always ends in demonic invasion.

Yeah, I had forgotten that TFOne both had a Sentinel in its lineup, and that they're doing the "it's totally the same continuity, we swear" thing with it and the regular movies like they did back in the day with the Aligned stuff.

Ah...of course it'd be the one version of Sentinel I didn't check on the wiki, because I forgot about continuity clusterfucks.

What's the blue figure?

Same for my Cannonball.

Yeah, though I wonder if he could even hold it if it were more appropriately-sized.

This is all true, but unfortunately, I have a Springer problem, and as such, I am become Smithers. I still think the hammer is dumb, though. It was dumb in the Wrecker capsule, it was dumb carrying over into the Mayhem capsule with the battlemaster guy with no supporting fiction beyond the...

Even when I was eating fast food on a more consistent basis and had a higher tolerance for trashy food, Checkers would still wreck my guts most times I tried it. Still tasty, tho.

Censored, yes - but also fully 3D environments, the ability to save the imprisoned girls, and some weapon and level changes. Though, I'd want as many of the variations of 3D on a theoretical collection as possible, just for the hell of it. Even the totally dogshit game.com and zodiac ones.

Duke 64's different enough from 3D to warrant being alongside it, though I'd rather get it in a proper big collection release not locked to the damn Evercade.

No, I'd want the crown to remain a solid, if ultimately, functionally useless accessory. :P

I wanna see them do Starscream, except it's just a Galvatron re-release with a scrunched crown and a bunch of grey plastic dust.

Neither does saying that Ulfric Stormcloak sharted the high king apart...though, if they're Yogurtland, I guess they wouldn't really have that kind of problem with dairy, so this joke doesn't work. Damn.