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Noooo! They found my weakness!

I finished Before the Storm last night. I hope to start LiS tonight but haven't yet. So what I'm about to say applies to Before the Storm. It may also (likely) apply to the main game, but I don't want to commit to that until I've actually played it. If you want to play these games, get the...

*uses eldritch powers to send fish and game people straight to Tartarus* Ha! Mayhem!

"Static sighed" is more of a Caldwin writers tick than it was Static. If you read anything else I've done (which I really don't suggest)... Take a shot any time someone sighs Take a shot when someone winces Take a shot when someone rolls their eyes Take a shot whenever someone says something...

Wait, the second season's out already? I'm definitely going to have to set aside some time for this soon.

I'm going to need a bigger bottle of tartar sauce.

Oh dear! This part...looking back at this part is so cringe. It was one of those things where, yeah, Static would love this. But I was IRL panicking because as much as Static would love this, I was having an IRL meltdown wondering how the hell I was going to RP this.

GameStop promotion? Guess I better check Seribii. First I've heard about it. Edit: Free growlith and feather balls? That's...underwhelming. I've released so many Growliths and could make hundreds of feather balls if I had the compulsion. But no, I haven't heard anything.

So when I got True Colors I got the version that came with the remasters of the first game and Before the Storm. I don't know if I'm the only one here playing this, but I started Before the Storm and I seem to be getting a lot of crashe. Is it just me?

Hello, pitiful mortal. Let's see how I can hug up your life today.

Oh, hey, it's Wing!

Philosophy without action is just empty words. *punt*

The old boards used to have a function so you could look up all the past screen names of someone on their profile. It was a useful function. I miss it.

It took me a while before I started seeing them. I was asking that very same question at first. But then they just started coming. So...wait for it!

Before I post I must ask myself...is my life truly so empty that I find such pleasure in knocking some faceless screen name off of the "King of the Hill" spot on a small pointless thread on one of the last remaining internet message boards? YES!

So let me take you on a little journey through Legends Arceus... ... Holy crap, guys! I just got a shiny (****). I can't believe I finally got a shiny (****). I've been shiny hunting for this one for years! ... Hey, guys, I just got a shiny (****). I mean, it's not one I was trying...

Ask for a new card and shred the old one. It may be nothing, but better safe than sorry.

Inside a time distortion picking up items la la la! Shiny Alakazam appears right in front of my face and before I can even gasp in surprise...BAM! Distortion clears up. That...sucked.

Except for chocolate, peanut butter and mint, I find most of the candy I loved as a kid is too sweet. When I was a kid, if you gave me a choice between sweet or salty, I'd choose sweet every time. Now I often go for salty. Though Reeses Take 5 is a perfect mix of sweet and salty (pretzels...

It finally happened!!!