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  1. Caldwin

    Tomb Raider

    Welp! I went and did it. I preordered the remasters for PS5. I hope they have save states. But even if they go with save crystals (though I really hope they don't), it's still my only way to play TR III (since I don't have a PC to run my copy) and I'd be no worse off than I am with just my PS 1...
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    Vi's cave of bad choices

    Good luck. I call dibs on the plush.
  3. Caldwin

    Destron's Thread about things and stuff

    A man walks into a bar... https://www.allspark.com/forums/threads/tecs-bar-reopened-for-a-4-time.106/ Bad things happened.
  4. Caldwin

    Destron's Thread about things and stuff

    I love retail being so f'd that your first chance to get a Transformer toy is at a video game store.
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    Baldur's Gate

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    Destron's Thread about things and stuff

    There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, a Japanese, and an American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor says to them, "We are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in the fact that we don't believe in waste here, and that...
  7. Caldwin

    Tomb Raider

    Something to note for timeline sake. I didn't own a PS2 (and therefore something that could play PS1 games) until well after owning a PS3. By then, the grid based play of the old games was just as frustrating as save crystals. Beat it on PC a couple times. Unfortunately now I don't have a...
  8. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Well, having just finished a Friday the 13th marathon and watching TCM, I'm kinda slasher flicked out. Still plenty of days left in October though. So what're y'all doin'?
  9. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 1974 If you look on IMDB, it looks like this has had several remakes. As far as I can tell, 1974 is the original. I've never seen any of them before, so this should be interesting. ---- Well that was very much not what I expected. When it comes to slasher films, that...
  10. Caldwin

    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    I love Italian food.
  11. Caldwin

    Ninja Turtles - Cowabunga!

    Well, I just finished a Friday the 13th marathon. So when I saw this at Target today, I had to get it. It came with a maskless face as well, but I'll probably keep that in my parts bin. It's just a shame Mark Pellegrini doesn't post here anymore. I'm sure he'd have something to say about this.
  12. Caldwin

    Quotes

    I was just thinking of that one a couple days ago but wasn't sure if I had the exact wording. I was actually pretty close.
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    Well, if you're going to allow that, how about... VAGINA
  14. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    I thought it was pretty good, even considering the shaky cam bits. I mostly just think it's fair warning to note that for as much sex and gore the franchise usually had up to this point, this one amazingly found a way to up the game. At the very least, they took it back to its roots. Where as...
  15. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Friday the 13th - 2009 Now, before I start, let me just say that I'm going to be watching the Killer Cut. This is supposed to be a remake, but Jason is on the cover with the hockey mask. So I guess I'll see what that means for Jason's mother. I haven't heard good things about this. But if it...
  16. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Jason X So we go from campers in the woods to cryogenic freezing and space travel. I'm seriously debating saving myself an hour and a half. Oh hell! This is worse than I thought. I was thinking they'd be on an advanced shuttle or upsized international space station. This has gone total sci-fi...
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    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Freddy Vs. Jason As I said before, I've already seen this a couple times before as a Nightmare on Elm Street fan. But it has been a while and this will be the first time seeing it having also seen the lead-in Friday the 13th movies. Still, so far of what I've seen, I still like the Nightmare...
  18. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Jason Goes to Hell - The Final Friday Huh! Doesn't even have "Friday the 13th" in the title. Should I be worried? Wel...okay! This is the first movie from New Line. Unlike all the Paramount sequels, there's no recap of previous events. Understandable since, while they had franchise rights...
  19. Caldwin

    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    The first one was actually pretty good. You don't get Jason in his iconic hockey mask, but it's a really solid (if low budget) horror film. It's just that as the series progressed, it kinda lost focus. TBH, the Nightmare on Elmstreet series is pretty much the same way, watch the first episode...
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    31 Days of Halloween (2022)

    Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan I have not heard good things about this one. Can't wait to see for myself. Well, aside from the question of how a boat got from a summer camp lake into the Atlantic, can I just note that the vast majority of a movie called "Jason Takes...


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