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Anyone ever see Monty Python's "Meaning of Lif?"

But it makes the work day feel so much longer.

*comes back up the mountain and throws Sharkshadow off* That was false advertisin. I ate their entire stock and I'm still hungry.

I am Caldwin and this is my favorite post on the Allspark!

You have productive days? How does that even work?

Mystery gift code THX4 Y0UR HELP Grit Pebble x5 Rare Candy x5 Star Piece x5

It's a shocking development. He had such an electrifying personality. Every time he was around, the entire room was charged with energy. Unfortunately, his career just became static after a while. There was a current in the air that something just wasn't right.

So here's an idea I'm working on with a story I'm (trying to get back to) writing at the moment. We've seen stories of a technology advanced future. We've seen stories of an anarchic post apocalyptic future. What about a post-post-apocalyptic story. Some where in the past there was a great...

Never had it before but it sounds delicious.

Was that ever in doubt? 🧐

Wow! It's been a while since the last post. I'm afraid I must have lost my train of thought.

Why do humans have that fishes face?

Noooo! They found my weakness!

I finished Before the Storm last night. I hope to start LiS tonight but haven't yet. So what I'm about to say applies to Before the Storm. It may also (likely) apply to the main game, but I don't want to commit to that until I've actually played it. If you want to play these games, get the...

*uses eldritch powers to send fish and game people straight to Tartarus* Ha! Mayhem!

"Static sighed" is more of a Caldwin writers tick than it was Static. If you read anything else I've done (which I really don't suggest)... Take a shot any time someone sighs Take a shot when someone winces Take a shot when someone rolls their eyes Take a shot whenever someone says something...

Wait, the second season's out already? I'm definitely going to have to set aside some time for this soon.

I'm going to need a bigger bottle of tartar sauce.

Oh dear! This part...looking back at this part is so cringe. It was one of those things where, yeah, Static would love this. But I was IRL panicking because as much as Static would love this, I was having an IRL meltdown wondering how the hell I was going to RP this.

GameStop promotion? Guess I better check Seribii. First I've heard about it. Edit: Free growlith and feather balls? That's...underwhelming. I've released so many Growliths and could make hundreds of feather balls if I had the compulsion. But no, I haven't heard anything.