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*glub glub* *Caldwin uses water gun* *it's super effective* I'm Caldwin and this is my favorite mountain in Mayhem.

Um, how long can sharks survive out of the water? *punt Sharkshadow off the mountain and into the nearest freshwater lake* YOU'RE WELCOME!

You underestimate my power!

"I usually work digitally. Never been in a fight. But aren't there any non-leathel weapons we could use...knock out darts or something?"

ALWAYS! *punt* LAST POST!

Hazy looked shocked. "Ruin their livelihoods just so we can loot and pillage? In this city, they'd be better off if we killed them than steal their livelihoods. Are you really so cold?"

"I can take care of the cameras," Hazy offered. "The guards...not much I can do aside from advising stealth."

*throws ring into volcano and the golem jumps in after it*

*punts GSO over to Bone Mountain*

*builds a bigger mountain* You can keep it. This one's mine!

*taps Sharkshadow on the shoulder* Yippee kai yay, mother hugger! *blows up Sharkshadow and shoots the glass he lands on*

No. I did a Maleshep before and it was a Tali romance. I do plan on another play through, but not until after the new year.

*mixes a pitcher of red wine, triple sec, oranges and cherries* I'm taking back my text color. Mayhem city's pretty dead, so I doubt we'll be seeing that other Static any time soon.

*tumbleweed passes through*

Hazy looks towards the fourth wall. "You may want to turn away kids. This is what we adults call exposition." She turns back to the group. "I'm a netrunner/hacker. I can take care of the cameras or any automated locks. I'm not quite sure how much time we'll have between casing the joint and...

"On it!"

okay, seriously, it was funny at first, but please just stop.

He should have a full mustache and have crappy CGI to cover it up.

"sheesh! No sense of humor!" *pout*