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The Republican party has been holding the line against new plans for decades, why would they change now?

If Trump wins, then it was free and fair and it's fine. If Trump loses, it was corrupt and tampered with and they immediately demand all the recounts, delays, anything else they can get away with, and whatever else they can pull out of their asses too just for good measure, and also the cult is...

$20 for a new dino, AND a free jeep? Might be taking a ride to Ollie's tomorrow.

Man, I'm glad I held off on all of the previous versions.

I have bought, endless plastic I have filled, countless shelves Only to display you Only to display you But I stiiiiiiiiill haven't fooooooound what I'm looking for But I stiiiiiiiiill haven't fooooooound what I'm looking for

Guess which one is left!

Because Florida Man is everywhere.

Anyone who wasn't already convinced that he's a waste of carbon isn't going to change their mind from just one more scandal on the pile. He's stacked up so many crimes already that they just don't have any shock value left.

Grimlock's ghosting him.

BBTS has it listed too. $200, due for next fall.

We haven't had a lot of cannibalism around here lately since the bar thread died off.

I wish him generals more successful at their goals than Hitler's.

"This is just like that Skyfire jive all over again, isn't it?" "Your Honor, it's Jetfi-" "Still don't care."

My wallet can't deal with that now.

Still waiting for Dead Wheeljack and Dead Windcharger.

"You know, you remind me a little of my fourth wife." "Oh? Was she a redhead too?" "No, but she had the most magnificent set of perky round--" "Eyes. Let's pretend you were about to say eyes." "Fair enough."

You could tape handguns to a bunch of rabid badgers and throw them into a box, it would be an only slightly less terrible idea.