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This almost seems like a pattern or something.

"Hello computer..." "Just use the keyboard." "The keyboard. How quaint."

I think Melon's motto is more like "move fast, set things on fire."

Well, he very probably thinks that's how it will work, but it isn't. You have to actually be President to fall under that 'can't prosecute a sitting President' thing*. (*And even that doctrine has never faced a serious legal challenge. Considering that it only exists in the form of a memo from...

Whoever invented the hospital blanket warmer should be sainted. Reach into a drawer, pull out a warm blanket. Perfection.

It's a (tourist) trap! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uranus,_Missouri Apparently the guy who owns/runs it started in 2002, long after the planet name was a joke.

The twenty-five year smear campaign against her by the GOP ultimately had its intended effect, with a push over the finish line by the eleventh-hour help from Russia. There was also part of the left who were eager to buy into anti-Hillary propaganda for various reasons. To paraphrase the meme...

Mobile or the Roku app.

The worst part about YT ads is when the uploader goes to the trouble of putting in chapter breaks and then YT ignores them and just throws in their ads all willy-nilly.

Slap a fake beard on him and call him 'Santamus Prime'. "Toys are the right of all good little beings." "

She was also low on the percentage. It's a lot more than 50%.

Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau?

No, that's Rick Hunter (Hikaru Ichijyo in the original Macross). Rick and Morty was, alongside Andrew Probert, one of the key illustration artists on Star Trek: The Next Generation.