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Any day now the fever will break. At the gym. Mother of God, everything in that Daily Show segment is infuriating.

One of my favorite takeout places just goofed up my order and gave me extra food. My chicken parm sub was supposed to be half size but they gave me a full. Other customizations I ordered are there so I know I didn't get the wrong bag. The kitchen just got the wrong size in my favor. I'll pay...

It's my job to tempt fate like that.

It should be. I wasted a lot of time and effort on something important and got nothing. I can't get less than nothing, so all that can happen next week is I don't waste time and effort on it.

Yeah the writing in this one was Swiss cheese. But hey, at least someone in this town cares about her job even if she's bad at it.

You just know he has the CIA looking for that birth certificate.

The absolute week I had doing futile estate work.

I'm excited. Somehow.

I'll read this one for completion's sake, but it sounds like this is going to hurt. This is the end of an era.

A Four Star capsule line would be bonkers.

I don't follow the food pyramid. I don't eat a whole loaf of bread every day.

I ignore the warning labels on software all the time.

Absolutely. If you're going to go Universe, go full Universe.

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The last few years trained me to assume food is still good. I don't waste a scrap anymore.

It's over. The bombs had fallen. I didn't see that part. This was an indeterminate amount of time afterwards. Not that time mattered anymore. My house was still partly intact. The doors and windows were gone, and somehow the floor was ruined. The beautiful old terrazzo floor, finely pulverized...

"Ah, okay. I suppose that's why I'm here today rather then Rhapsody." Symphony replies. Her sister had recovered fairly well over the past couple of weeks since being discharged from the hospital. Last she heard was the Rhapsody was sent on mission a few days ago. "I guess she's not back yet."...

"Did the first expedition team also leave from the teleport room? If we start from the same point they did, we can retrace their hoofsteps and find them that much easier!" "You'll be leaving right now," "Brisk Iron said." "On the matters of the teleport circle, they only transport between each...

I would like the smaller compromised retail option just to have something.