Alrighty then. Equestria Girls. Get ready for a huge wall of text!
00:00:16
Wow! Correct me if I'm wrong, but this is the first time I recollect a top-down view. In fact, I think I'm seeing all kinds of angles here that we don't usually get in the show. Ahh! I love the bump in production values that comes with a theatrical release.
00:00:47
Pinkie Pie's a Transformer! I had to rewind this the first time I saw it just to be sure I heard what I thought I heard. I cracked up so hard!
00:01:16
Remember this from Twilight's Hot Minute video. I don't know. On the one hand, it seems odd that at the end of Magical Mystery Cure, she was flying towards the screen, seemingly already used to her wings...where as now she's totally Scootalooing it. On the other hand, it is a cute moment and it is nice to know she still has some learning to do.
00:01:41
Who knew that this would turn out to be Twilight's love interest?
00:01:47
Hey! Where's my dang "Sunshine Sunshine" song!?!?
00:02:00
Doesn't look like Pinkie's ready for bed time.
00:02:21
I like this. It totally fits with Twilight's character. Heck! I'm sure anyone would feel like this. She didn't ask to be a princess. She had no idea that was what she was even headed for. So of course she's unsure if she's ready for the responsibility. Of course, I'm sure Celestia knew all along.
00:02:53
This must have been
right after Magical Mystery Cure. Twilight still doesn't know how to get comfortable sleeping with the wings. *cracks up* Cue the wing-boner montage! I'd like to think that as much as the writers know about the fandom, that somehow they were doing this unintentionally. But knowing how much they actually do keep a thumb on the pulse of the fandom, they had to have known what they were doing here.
00:03:06
I love Twilight's annoyed grunts. They're so adorable.
00:03:10
I really don't care for the redux of the themesong. It's just...meh. Didn't hit any of the right cords for me.
00:06:06
The big reveal of Sunset Shimmer. Such a shame that we only get to see her pony form so briefly.
00:06:26
And that's the last we see of Sunset Shimmer in her pony form. Twenty seconds people...that's it. *looks at his Sunset Shimmer toy* *sighs* All that money for twenty seconds.
00:07:27
Has someone done the math? Exactly how long is every thirty moons? I'm assuming they mean from full moon to full moon?
I also love the look Luna has here as she telekinetically moves Pinkie away from the mirror.
00:09:28
Cue Doctor Who theme.
00:09:56
Lyra would be soooooo jealous!
00:09:59
I love this moment. Of course you'd expect Twilight to freak out. But this frame here is just so memeable!
And...umm...I could spend the rest of the night going through her little fish out of water moments alone. It's just freaking hilarious. But I just spend the last 40 minutes going over the first 10. I better pick up the pace here.
00:12:18
I don't know what it is that Diamond Tiara did here. It went by so quickly. But it just makes sense she'd be the one to do it.
00:12:43
The first musical score. Actually not bad. And as much as musical numbers usually drive me crazy, I can't really think of any better way than a montage to show Twilight trying to learn about the human world. Actually, all the musical numbers in the movie are pretty solid!
00:13:23
Should Scootaloo really be riding her scooter through the hallway?
00:15:24
Anyone else having a really weird case of deja vu?
00:19:42
Okay, I understand the fruit bowl. But Twilight's going to be in for one heckuva shock if she ever finds out what that hamburger's made out of.
00:22:11
So Pinkie's been to the big city...and she's met this worlds Twilight...yet she just said "I thought you didn't look familiar." I think I'll just chalk that up to Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie.
00:24:22
I see Snips and Snails are instant-lackeys for any old villian that comes to town in this world too!
00:27:11
I'd really like to know who this last girl to challenge Sunset Shimmer was.
00:27:58
Wow! The Great and Powerful Trixie knows how to use a quarter! Anyone else impressed?
00:29:11
Yeah, I love the CMC...and it was nice that they had their own little moment here...but that music makes it hard to watch.
00:37:22
Oops! Sorry! Kinda got absorbed in the movie there. Finally though, the introduction of human Rainbow Dash!
00:39:00
Hmm...and you know...I almost kinda thought Twilight would find some way to win. I mean...now how's she supposed to get Dash to help?
00:39:15
Oh...! So...she's just gonna help anyway. Alrighty then!
00:39:52
Oates! Are you crazy!?
00:43:32
Derpy cameo, bottom right!
00:43:39
Check it! Magenta eyes! Not red...MAGENTA! No blaming the lighting on this one. Brightly lit cafeteria. No mistake. Magenta...not red. HAH!
00:49:33
Okay...this is just a liiiiittle bit too much to even chalk up to Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. That's just freaky!
00:54:05
Seriously, Rarity? How long have you known Dash?
00:56:00
Did a double take the first time I saw this one. Scootaloo is doing the Chicken dance! Oh I LOVE the writers of this show!
00:56:40
You know...I half expected Sunset Shimmer to win...you know, maybe she got a hold of the ballet box and switched out the votes or something.
00:58:54
Wait...what? She wins? Huh? You know...don't make a bluff like that unless you're ready for them to call you on it. Seriously! How anti-climactic!
00:59:10
Okay...better.
CAT FIGHT!
00:59:54
I don't think Twilight understands the rules to "Keep Away."
01:00:39
They need a toy of this.
And I was also kinda wondering how Sunset would be able to use one of the Elements of Harmony. I mean, I guess she knows a thing or two about magic...but like they're about to show...she know's nothing about friendship.
01:02:49
"She needs to die." I...thought you weren't allowed to say "die" in a kids show.
01:02:59
Umm...okay. I guess it makes sense once it's explained...but first time I saw it, them not being incinerated here seemed like a total arse pull. But hey! Bless her! Sunset Shimmer really tried!
01:03:09
"The magic contained in my element was able to unite with those who created it." I'm sorry, that does sound like a bit of an arse pull. I mean, for one thing...technically...those aren't the ones who helped in the first place. They look like the ponies from Equestria...but they're not them. For another thing, while it makes sense that the element might work that way...the way this plays out and the fact that it even worked for Sunset Shimmer in the first place just makes it seem like they were making it up as they went along here.
01:04:25
Okay...rainbow effect here is pretty darn impressive.
01:05:40
Oh cry me a river! Please tell me she's not gonna be redeemed. Please? PLEEEASE! Aww crap!
I don't know. I'm able to forgive Bab's because she actually stood up to Diamond at the end. She actually showed by her actions that she'd changed. Luna I'm able to forgive because the evil in her heart was clearly destroyed and she was truly good afterwords.
But here, it seems like all we're getting is a simple "I'm sorry." And personally, I don't know about anyone else...but I've been on the wrong end of too many "sorry's not good enough" for much...MUCH smaller things to consider it good enough here.
01:06:16
"Seriously? The talking dog is the weird thing about all this?" Well said, Spike. Well said.
01:07:18
Rainbow Dash takes Scootaloo flying. I totally missed that the first time. Awesome!
01:07:23
Oh no! Twilight's dancing. Somebody stop this! NOOOOOO!
And hey! Trixie's got her hat!
01:08:10
Okay, Sunset. That's a
start.
01:08:33
"I've been walking on two legs and picking things up with these!" Something tells me Twilight never really did get totally comfortable with her human form.
01:09:27
"What are hands?" LOL! Love it! Love it love it love it!
01:09:47
"DANCING?" Yeah, I see everypony in Equestria was just as horrified at the thought as I was.
1:10:00
So...who thinks we'll be seeing more of Flash Sentry in the 4th season? We better! Twilight's first paramore...we absolutely must see more of him. I would say we need to see more of Sunset Shimmer...but I'm finding that unlikely.
01:10:19
Okay, Pinkie. Stop it! That's just freaky...and "that's just Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie" does
not cover it!
1:12:59
Derpy cameo with muffin!
What? You read all that? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND????