BALLS
- Thread starter unluckiness
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"Where does he get such wonderful balls?"
We impose balls on the chaos of organic evolution. Your balls exist because we allow it, and your balls will end because we demand it.
"There are no balls, only the illusion of balls."
~L~
~L~
First Thought/ Giver of Balls.
"This story's gonna grab balls! It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama!"
~L~
~L~
Guy named Otto Octavius ends up with eight balls. What are the odds?
"You don't trust anyone, that's your problem."
"I trust my balls."
~L~
"I trust my balls."
~L~
Balls are my religion.
"My balls are my warrant."
~L~
~L~
"Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile my balls."
"What do you want?"
"Oh a little song, a little dance, Batman's balls on a lance."
Or...
"My balls on the one dollar bill!"
"Oh a little song, a little dance, Batman's balls on a lance."
Or...
"My balls on the one dollar bill!"
"Balls?! Balls don't explode when sunlight hits 'em, I don't care how ******* crazy they are!"
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, balls
"I will not speak to you 'til you put your head on balls!"
~L~
~L~
For England, James?
No. For balls.
No. For balls.
I shall await thine return, slayer of balls. I am here for thee and thee only.
If you will not listen, then to BALLS with you!