"Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided, not to endorse your balls."
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BALLS
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"God creates balls. God destroys balls. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates balls."
"Balls eat man......woman inherits the earth."
"Balls eat man......woman inherits the earth."
"Hey, where'd you find those?"
"In a box under my seat."
"Are they heavy?"
"Yeah."
"Then they're balls, put 'em back."
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"In a box under my seat."
"Are they heavy?"
"Yeah."
"Then they're balls, put 'em back."
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Ogres are like balls.
They stink?
Yes. No.
Oh, they make you cry.
No.
Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
They stink?
Yes. No.
Oh, they make you cry.
No.
Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.
Ah yes, "Balls." We have dismissed that claim.
"Now you listen here, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two balls and several bartenders depending upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself 'slightly' killed."
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Bah weep granagh weep ni ni balls.
Harry tells me you're quite the balls whiz. You know, I'm something of a ballsist myself.
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“Remember, all I’m offering is the balls. Nothing more."
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Looks like balls are back on the menu, boys!
Dread it. Run from it. Balls arrive all the same
Madness? This! Is! BALLS!!!!
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Paint me like one of your french balls
"You can say balls when you see me. You don't have to be afraid."
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For a time, I considered sparing your pitiful planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness ITS BALLS!
The worst part about having balls illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don’t
"I'm through with taking falls,
And bouncing off the walls,
Without that gun, I'd have some fun,
I'd kick you in the..."
"Balls!"
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And bouncing off the walls,
Without that gun, I'd have some fun,
I'd kick you in the..."
"Balls!"
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