"Not so tough without balls, are you?"
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BALLS
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Cheessa neenjah mah wongee Balls. Kanjee teh droid!
“A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' balls. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or balls, or plate o' balls out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.”
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Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the balls to create life…
"By Grabthar's balls, you shall be avenged."
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"Conan, what is best in life?"
"To crush your balls, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"
"To crush your balls, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women"
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled balls of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
"This was a device we discovered on an alien's balls. We don't know what it does either."
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"This machine will swap your conscious and subconscious minds back and forth in an endless loop. And also, every ten seconds it stabs your balls.."
"I thought for sure I was busted when I was climbing out that window, I tell you. So, how did you keep him distracted?"
"I dazzled him with my balls."
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"I dazzled him with my balls."
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Spider-Man was a hero, I just couldn't see it. He was a... A THIEF! A CRIMINAL! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his balls! I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAN
"Lady, I only speak two languages, Balls and bad Balls."
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I am Solaire of Astora, an adherent to the Lord of Balls. Let us engage in jolly cooperation.
These balls are beyond any of you.
You're too kind. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the galactically feared, globally reviled, universally despised - they call me Ivan Balls
"I hate your balls! Dangling precariously and pendulously like two ostrich eggs in a turkey skin!! Begone!"