Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'm announcing my VICE PRESIDENT

But first I want to know who you think it should be.

VOTE:
11:06 AM

From Trump: SHOULD I WEAR THIS TO COURT?

It's CAMO, but I want to know what you think.

TAKE A LOOK:
1:45 PM

Mister President, the New York prosecutor can still see you if you wear that.

FROM TRUMP: You have until MIDNIGHT to accept your invitation to Mar-a-Lago.

Let's take a picture!

ENTER TO WIN:
4:45 PM

President Trump is waiting for YOU! Complete the Trump Sample Ballot TODAY:
5:45 PM

From Trump: I'M TAKING THE STAGE SOON

This is how I wipe the floor with Biden.

Emergency Response:
8:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse] you don't have to answer every question

But PLEASE don't skip #1

TRUMP POLL NOW OPEN:
11:04 AM

From Trump: KICKED IN THE TEETH!

Biden just raised MILLIONS.

PLEASE my deadline is here!

This is bad.

READ
1:40 PM

ALERT FROM THE PRESIDENT

[CoffeeHorse], this is Donald Trump.

Do I have your endorsement?

ANSWER:
4:33 PM

Don Jr: the Senate GOP is asking you to confirm your GOP Voting Status. [CoffeeHorse], this is an encrypted & unique link >
6:39 PM

From Trump:
BONE-CRUSHING DEADLINE IN LESS THAN 48 HRs!

WE CAN'T LET BIDEN GAIN THE UPPER HAND!

My last message:
7:53 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

ALERT FROM THE PRESIDENT

An alert from the president?! It must be important!

[CoffeeHorse], this is Donald Trump.

........Wait a minute. That's not the president! What the Sam Scratch is goin' on here?!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'M TESTIFYING OUTSIDE

[CoffeeHorse] turn on the TV quick or you'll miss me!

My message:
9:32 AM

BREAKING FROM TRUMP: RIGGED DEMOCRAT JUDGE RULES AGAINST ME!

I will NOT be silenced!

My Emergency Response:
11:09 AM

FROM TRUMP: [Coffeehorse], I'm on my lunch break

Can we talk before I head back to court?

RESPOND:
1:41 PM

It's Caitlin w/ Defenders! Urgent help is needed! Tell your rep to OPPOSE 4 anti-wildlife bills that could be voted on today:
2:56 PM

[CoffeeHorse], you've been chosen to represent your area on the Election Integrity Advisory Board-Accept your invite by completing survey
3:24 PM

From Trump: 24 HRS LEFT BEFORE IT'S ALL FINISHED

Start the countdown. My deadline is here!

HELP TRUMP FIGHT BACK:
5:08 PM

From Trump: NOT MY LAST RALLY!

Democrats are using filthy tricks to try to LOCK ME UP

Read before I'm on stage:
7:51 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Radical Left Democrats are trying to BANKRUPT ME!

This is a disgusting new low

My emergency response:
11:18 AM

Lara Trump: I'm looking for patriots like YOU to join our Election Integrity Team. Can I count on you to stand up?
11:45 AM

[CoffeeHorse], do you want to speak one-on-one?

It's Trump, and I've got a few questions for you

Let's talk:
1:09 PM

From Trump: YOU CAN'T KEEP ME OFF STAGE

Not Joe Biden. NOT THE DEEP STATE.

Read this before I address the nation:
4:02 PM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], do you need a hug?

Because I will always love you!

Read my letter:
7:25 PM

I need an adult.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'M HOLDING AN EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE

I will not be silenced. Will you?

I'M VOTING TRUMP:
9:36 AM

FROM TRUMP: I wish [CoffeeHorse] were my VP

I'm announcing my pick...but before I do!

CAST YOUR VOTE:
11:19 AM

I'm gonna do it, Allspark. I'm gonna be a heartbeat away from the presidency. I wish you all good luck.

[CoffeeHorse] are you skipping lunch?

I am, because MAGA NEVER STOPS!

It's Trump.

Here's what I'm thinking:
1:40 PM

It's Don Jr. I'm asking for your opinion not $. Take our 2024 Priorities Survey by 9PM! The road to Conservative victory starts NOW
3:44 PM

[CoffeeHorse, PLEASE!
It's Trump: do I still have your support? They convicted me of CONTEMPT OF COURT.

ANSWER:
4:35 PM

[CoffeeHorse], do you have a minute? Lara Trump needs you to take our MAGA White House Survey. >>
5:19 PM

[CoffeeHorse] - if you can give at least $25 within the next hour of receiving this message to help defend + expand the Republican House Majority, we'll send you a "I Stand with Israel" mug. Claim yours now
6:26 PM

From Trump: IS THIS REAL LIFE?

You're not going to believe what the judge did to me...

Read my confidential memo:
7:33 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm starting to miss the old aggressive texts. This new approach is so weird. This is not how political fundraising works. This is not how anything works.

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], you know I like shiny things

Do you? Welcome to the Trump Diamond Club...

ACCEPT:
11:12 AM

[CoffeeHorse], can i take you out for lunch?

It's Trump and I'd do it if Biden would let me out of court

RESPOND:
1:34 PM

[CoffeeHorse], I need your help

This is Trump.

Please don't skip #1!

REPLY:
4:45 PM

Don Jr: My father & I want to hear from you!

You get to represent FL in our Trump Presidential Canvass.

1 HR:
5:05 PM

From Trump: MY WIFE LOVES THIS HAT

This will look great on [CoffeeHorse]

ONLY A FEW LEFT:
7:41 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I AM THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!

[CoffeeHorse], would you agree?

Finish TRUMP REPORT CARD:
11:14 AM

Attached is HIGHLY CLASSIFIED info only for you from Trump Jr. [CoffeeHorse], there's only 15 MINUTES to review this before it expires >
1:37 PM

Great. I've been the VP candidate for two days and already they're roping me into the classified documents mess.

FROM TRUMP: That nasty judge just threatened me!

But I will Never Surrender.

THIS IS NOT FAREWELL:
2:04 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP

[CoffeeHorse], where should I ship your GOLD MAGA HAT?

ORDER:
5:17 PM

You won't beleieve this! Lara Trump viewed your profile and nominated you as a MAGA LIVING LEGEND. Accept TODAY:
5:36 PM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], do you need a job?

I want your advice to get through the RIGGED TRIAL

JOIN MY BOARD:
7:50 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

RESPOND TO ME

LARA TRUMP: Will you spend your morning with me?

I'm addressing the nation in 1 HR

Before I go live, READ THIS:
9:26 AM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], start your interview with me!

I'm always thinking about YOU...

RESPOND TO ME:
12:38 PM

PATRIOTS NEEDED:
Are you ready to protect election integrity in FL? Become a part of the Election Integrity Team TODAY:
3:06 PM

From TRUMP: THE END OF MY CAMPAIGN

Will never come because I have you!

But first please answer ONE QUESTION:
5:03 PM

From Trump: DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?

Wait 'til you see the mug I've got in store for you...

TAKE A LOOK:
8:00 PM

They finally figured me out.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Before my trial resumes, will you endorse me?

PLEASE PLEASE I've never needed you more.

ENDORSE TRUMP:
11:04 AM

Breaking from Trump:

PUNISHABLE BY INCARCERATION!

HANDCUFFED & TOSSED IN JAIL

JUDGE THREATENS ME!

My response:
2:07 PM

From Trump: I want my next Vice President to be exactly like [CoffeeHorse]!

Who should that be?

CAST YOUR VOTE:
5:01 PM

Vivek Ramaswamy reached out w/ a critical message.

Now we're following up b/c it's even more important after what just happened:
5:07 PM

Lara Trump: Have you ever been to a Trump rally?

We want to host the next one in FL!

Tell me if you'd go:
5:22 PM

From Trump: DID YOU SEE THIS COMING?

Probably not because it's a Camo MAGA Hat!

Order before they're gone:
7:48 PM

 

[abates]

PUNISHABLE BY INCARCERATION!

HANDCUFFED & TOSSED IN JAIL

JUDGE THREATENS ME!

That's a terrible attempt at a haiku. I appreciate the sentiment though.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: PLEASE! I have a job for you.

You've supported me & I need you to go a bit further!

ACCEPT POSITION:
11:08 AM

Here we go, Allspark! Presidential line of succession here I come!

FROM TRUMP: Would you vote for me if I'm ARRESTED?

The filthy Democrat judge wants me in JAIL!

SICK!

RESPOND:
2:07 PM

Don Jr: My father & I want to hear from you!

You get to represent FL in our Trump Presidential Canvass.

1 HR:
3:18 PM

FROM TRUMP: Have you seen this Pink MAGA hat?

This one goes out to all the MAGA Mothers whom I love!

TAKE A LOOK:
5:07 PM

From Trump: 100% NOT GUILTY!

Where should I ship this mug with my mugshot for [CoffeeHorse]?

ORDER NOW:
7:52 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: MISTRIAL MISTRIAL MISTRIAL!

that FILTHY JUDGE wants me ripped to shreds...

Confidential memo:
2:04 PM

We need you to step up, [CoffeeHorse]!

Complete your Trump Voter Profile NOW >>
5:07 PM

From Trump: MY LAWYERS DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS

Read my message on carpet bombing:
7:32 PM

???

 

[KidTDragon]

Is "carpet bombing" what he calls his constant farting in the courtroom?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Who knows. I actually did try to open that link to see what the heck he's talking about there but all my devices rejected it. I've trained them well.

From Trump: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?

Because I have, and I'd do it again for [CoffeeHorse]

ANSWER:
11:10 AM

From Trump: Give me liberty or GIVE ME DEATH!

I'm fighting for my life in Biden's corrupt court.

NEVER SURRENDER:
2:04 PM

[CoffeeHorse], was this an accident?

It looks like you missed a question on your Republican Platform Audit.

Fix ASAP >>
3:04 PM

This is Chairman Whatley and I need your help to ensure safe and fair elections. Will you join me, [CoffeeHorse]?
4:04 PM

From Trump: I STORMED OUT OF COURT!

They want me inJAIL but I will NEVER SURRENDER!

Read my full response:
5:12 PM

From Trump: THE MOST FAMOUS PHOTO EVER TAKEN

This is a reminder of the day they failed to TAKE ME OUT

Take a look:
7:32 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I JUST WALKED INTO COURT

They're holding me hostage!

Read my emergency update:
11:14 AM

... Are you really texting in court?

[CoffeeHorse], I forgot

It's Donald Trump. I want to sit down with you and ask a few questions.

START INTERVIEW:
2:11 PM

Newt Gingrich: [CoffeeHorse], I need to know immediately.

Are you voting for Trump again?

Answer NOW:
3:17 PM

[CoffeeHorse], are you coming?

Before my next rally starts in 24 hours, I need to know this...

QUESTION #1:
5:10 PM

Hold on. Let me check the weather first.

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], do you BACK THE BLUE?

I do, so I made a Thin Blue Line MAGA Hat for you.

Take a look:
7:43 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Amazing that they still have the nerve to say they "back the blue" after they beat the blue with flags on J6.

Wait, not "amazing". What's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah, "expectedly hypocritical".

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Well, clearly not THOSE blue. Those blue were antifa or something.

 

[Pocket]

A real cop would have taken their side, clearly.

Hell, most of the real cops literally did, because Trump told them to and they probably didn't need a lot of persuading anyway.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP:

I've got something Gold for [CoffeeHorse]...

CLAIM:
11:12 AM

From Lara Trump: Your endorsement could put Trump over the top!

Set an example for the MAGA movement to follow

ENDORSE TRUMP:
12:52 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION IN 2 HRS

If you're reading this, it means I NEED YOU!

Are you watching?
2:12 PM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], let's take a picture together

Want to have lunch with me?

CONFIRM RESERVATION:
5:07 PM

FROM TRUMP: I'm looking to speak with [CoffeeHorse]

Are you voting for me again?

ANSWER NOW:
7:34 PM