Campaign Texts Archive

[wonko the sane?]

Mister President, I'm 103 pounds. I don't think one of your shirts is going to fit me.

I'm wondering how you can even stand up in a shirt...

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Very lightweight fabrics.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

REPLY TO TRUMP

From Trump: I want to honor [CoffeeHorse] during the convention.

Can I add YOUR NAME to the world?

1st spot:
10:14 AM

From Trump: Is George Clooney endorsing me?

He said BYE Biden

I couldn't care less. I only want YOUR endorsement:
12:28 PM

Last call!

It's Donald Trump, and this could be your last chance to own a piece of MAGA history!

Want to see it?
3:10 PM

It's Jen, your Democratic candidate for congress in FL-25.
Let's be frank. Our current representative is in the pockets of the big real estate industry.

Want to know why home ownership is impossible, and rent prices are too expensive?

Elected officials like DWS get paid to keep it that way. It's time we replace her.

Please cast your vote by Aug 20 for a candidate who will be accessible to you, who will vote for your best interests and fight for affordable housing.
6:12 PM

From Trump: I love [CoffeeHorse]!

PLEASE tell me you're voting for me?

REPLY TO TRUMP:
6:21 PM

[CoffeeHorse CoffeeHorse CoffeeHorse]

It's Donald Trump, and this is a signed poster for you

TAKE A PEEK:
8:15 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Should I announce my VP today?

I'm just waiting on [CoffeeHorse] to give me the final word!

VOTE:
10:05 AM

From Trump; PLEASE!

Please tell me you'll answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:
12:33 PM

[CoffeeHorse], are you ready to defend Election Integrity?

It's Lara Trump & I need YOU to register as a Poll Watcher in FL:
2:25 PM

Don Jr: [CoffeeHorse], what do you think about the next VP?

I'd like to know before he decides!

CAST YOUR VOTE:
3:42 PM

From Trump: It's a beautiful day to pick my VP

In 60 MIN I may make the call!

Please, read this before my rally:
4:04 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP

I want to thank The United States Secret Service, and all of Law Enforcement, for their rapid response on the shooting that just took place in Butler, Pennsylvania.

Most importantly, I want to extend my condolences to the person at the Rally who was killed, and also to the family of another person that was badly injured.

It is incredible that such an act can take place in our Country. Nothing is known at this time about the shooter, who is now dead.

I was shot with a bullet that pierced the upper part of my right ear.

I knew immediately that something was wrong in that I heard a whizzing sound, shots, and immediately felt the bullet ripping through the shin.

Much bleeding took place, so I realized then what was happening.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Donald J. Trump
45th President of the United States
9:34 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP

I will Never Surrender!

MAGA:
11:06 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: FEAR NOT

It is more important than ever that we stand UNITED.

MAGA:
11:26 AM

From Trump: NEVER SURRENDER

I will always love you for supporting me.

Unity. Peace. MAGA:
3:15 PM

From Trump: FEAR NOT

I will be giving an acceptance speech for President!

MAGA 2024:
5:24 PM

Pres. Trump's message to [CoffeeHorse]: FEAR NOT!

Your support is all he neeeds to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Stand w/ Trump:
7:01 PM

I AM DONALD TRUMP AND I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

FEAR NOT!

STAND WITH ME TODAY:
8:24 PM

President Trump was asking about [CoffeeHorse].

It's Michael Whatley. I just got off the phone with him.

Here's his message:
9:24 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: OUR REPUBLICAN CONVENTION OPENS TODAY!

STAND WITH ME BEFORE THE CONVENTION BEGINS:
9:33 AM

BREAKING FROM TRUMP: THE DOJ'S DOCUMENTS CASE WAS JUST DISMISSED

NOW IT'S TIME TO UNITE THE COUNTRY!

My response:
11:03 AM

FAKE DOCUMENTS CASE AGAINST TRUMP DISMISSED!

Time to put this nightmare behind us & unite to SAVE AMERICA!

STAND WITH TRUMP:
12:35 PM

From Trump: VP ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY?

It could happen... but I haven't decided yet!

CAST YOUR VOTE:
1:10 PM

WE'RE LIVE IN MILWAUKEE!

Convention starts RIGHT NOW!

Watch history unfold:
2:02 PM

FROM TRUMP: My message to all Americans!

FEAR NOT. This really means a lot to me.

Please take a look at this:
3:07 PM

From Trump: FEAR NOT
I will be giving an acceptance speech for President!
MAGA 2024:
3:52 PM

From Trump: I SELECTED JD VANCE FOR VP!

Read my announcement first:
4:24 PM

TRUMP-VANCE 2024!

It's Lara Trump & I'm proud to introduce America's next Vice President!

My full announcement:
4:41 PM

JD Vance: I promise WE WILL WIN!

[CoffeeHorse], please be the first to read my statement as your VP nominee:
6:27 PM

FROM TRUMP: Want a Trump - Vance T-shirt?

[CoffeeHorse], PLEASE!

Claim today:
8:21 PM

Don Jr: [CoffeeHorse], MY FAMILY IS SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU!

Together, we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

STAND WITH TRUMP:
9:12 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

ANSWER NOW

From Trump: DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?

FEAR NOT, I've got somethng I want you to see!

Take a look:
10:09 AM

From Trump: JD Vance WILL BE THE BEST VP IN HISTORY!

Be the first to read my Day 1 plan for him:
12:35 PM

LARA TRUMP: YOU can make a huge impact in this election!

Join the Trump Force 47 Team BEFORE the GOP Convention ends.

SIGN UP:
2:14 PM

Donald Trump Jr: PLEASE!

Will you congratulate JD Vance for being nominated as VP?

1 million signatures needed:
3:16 PM

Don Jr: JD Vance will make you proud.

My dad LOVES this guy & you will too!

Please, ENDORSE TRUMP-VANCE 2024:
3:49 PM

From Trump: JD VANCE & I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Will you vote for us?

ANSWER NOW:
6:26 PM

FROM TRUMP: This is the official VP MAGA HAT!

Limited Edition. Made in USA.

JUST RELEASED:
8:09 PM

Lara Trump: THANK YOU FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT.

My father-in-law won't quit, but he needs you to have his back.

ENDORSE TRUMP:
11:47 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

JD Vance: One question for [CoffeeHorse!

As your VP, what should I tackle first?

Response needed in 1 hour:
10:20 AM

FROM TRUMP: Want to do an interview with me and JD Vance?

I need you to confirm for 7/17 ASAP!

CONFIRM:
12:46 PM

FROM TRUMP: Canceling tomorrow's speech?

NEVER!

I need to know, what should I say to unite America?

ANSWER:
3:19 PM

Become an official Trump - Vance endorser!

1 MILLION ENDORSEMENTS needed before President Trump accepts his nomination!

ACT:
3:40 PM

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
5:27 PM

SPECIAL OFFER FROM TRUMP

I might wear this hat during my acceptance speech...

Do you want one?

TAKE A LOOK:
6:23 PM

JD Vance: I AM THE NEXT VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

I'm addressing the nation in 2 hours, please read this:
8:05 PM

JD Vance: I'M ON STAGE RIGHT NOW!

it's the honor of a lifetime to be chosen as your next VP.

My promise to [CoffeeHorse]:
10:56 PM

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

JD Vance: One question for [CoffeeHorse!

As your VP, what should I tackle first?

Might I suggest a blast furnace?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump Force 47 is inviting YOU to a RNC Watch Party!

Register here:
9:18 AM

Are you having a good morning?

It's Trump, and I know what would make it better...

My Official VP Mug!

See:
10:13 AM

FROM TRUMP: Do you want to meet America's next VP?

How does a FREE trip with us sound?

MEET TRUMP & VANCE:
1:07 PM

FROM TRUMP: Should I wear this during my acceptance speech?

It's one of the BIGGEST DAYS in MAGA History

RESPOND:
3:22 PM

JD Vance: President Trump told me all about you!

I had to meet [CoffeeHorse] in person.

Let's take a trip together:
3:24 PM

JD Vance: [CoffeeHorse], you came RECOMMENDED by President Trump!

Will you join my VP Advisory Board?

ACCEPT:
6:12 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Before I deliver my acceptance speech in 2 HRS, read this:
8:11 PM

[CoffeeHorse], PLEASE respond before my convention speech.

It's Eric Trump. Will you publicly stand with my father?

ENDORSE:
8:36 PM

From Trump: I'M ACCEPTING YOUR NOMINATION RIGHT NOW!

[CoffeeHorse], I'll be be speaking directly to YOU.

WATCH LIVE:
10:51 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: THIS IS THE MAGA CUT OFF HULK HOGAN WORE ON STAGE!

Do you want one?

Take a look:
10:22 AM

From Trump: What did [CoffeeHorse] think of my convention speech?

PLEASE! I need your feedback.

REPLY TO TRUMP:
12:40 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], are you on the list?

Before JD and I take the stage, I'll check for your name!

24 HRS:
3:25 PM

Want to meet President Trump?

Be his VIP guest for a day!

Enter by TONIGHT for your chance to WIN:
3:48 PM

FL, the Election will be here SOON! President Trump needs YOU to join our Election Integrity Team. Sign up HERE >>
5:10 PM

FROM TRUMP: Fear of missing out?

My VP Hat might be discontinued after this week...

SECURE VP HAT:
6:13 PM

Donald Trump Jr.: PLEASE!

Will you congratulate JD Vance for being nominated as VP?

1 million signatures needed:
8:12 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: ACTION REQUIRED

You have until my rally starts today to accept my Official VP Shirt!

TAKE A LOOK:
10:21 AM

From Trump: THIS IS A FORMAL INVITATION TO MEET ME

FREE flight. FREE hotel. FREE meal.

Enter to win:
12:24 PM

Eric Trump: Have you congratulated JD Vance?

I saved a spot for YOUR NAME on his Card next to mine!

SIGN:
1:01 PM

From Trump: MY FIRST RALLY WITH JD VANCE!

PLEASE, tell me you'll be watching...

2 HOURS:
3:07 PM

[CoffeeHorse], will you wish JD Vance a happy birthday?

It's Trump, and I'm doing a surprise card

ADD YOUR NAME:
6:08 PM

Hi, is this [CoffeeHorse]?

From trump HQ: Want a signed postcard from Trump?

CLAIM SIGNED POSTCARD:
8:15 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

You're taking getting snubbed for Trump's VP spot surprisingly well.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Well it turned out that there's some rule that both candidates can't be from the same state, and it's just not feasible for me to change my residence right now, so it just didn't work out.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: JD VANCE & I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Will you vote for us?

ANSWER NOW:
10:07 AM

[CoffeeHorse], the SAVE Act passed the House and though it was blocked last night by Senate Democrats - IT'S NOT DEAD YET. Here are three facts you need to know:

Fact #1: Joe Biden has let 10 million illegal immigrants into this country and Democrats are registering them to vote in record numbers.

Fact #2: The SAVE Act is our last chance at saving our democracy. If Republicans in Congress force passage of the SAVE Act, ensuring that noncitizens won't be eligible to vote in federal elections, by attaching it to the next continuing resolution, which must be passed by September 30th to avoid a shutdown - it can still become law.

Fact #3: If everyone reading this text today chips in EVEN JUST $1 right now, my team and I will have the resources we need to get the SAVE Act PASSED.

I'm being serious, even just #1 will help me get this bill across the finish line and one step closer to ensuring illegal immigrants don't vote in our elections:

Please, support my efforts ASAP and help me get this across the finish line:

Thanks,
Mike Lee
10:15 AM

JD Vance: Do you want to become a member of my VP Advisory Board?

I'm asking TOP MAGA Patriots to join!

Accept:
12:21 PM

Breaking From Trump: BIDEN JUST DROPPED OUT!

Worst President EVER!

Be the first to read my full response:
2:59 PM

Lara Trump: BIDEN JUST DROPPED OUT BECAUSE OF [CoffeeHorse]!

Your support delivered the final blow.

My full response:
3:00 PM

It's all my fault.

From Trump: BIDEN DROPPED OUT, SO I'M RELEASING THESE HATS TO COMMEMORATE!

Do you want one?

Take a look:
5:23 PM

The hat is nothing new. They didn't have anything prepared for this.

From Trump: BYE BYE BIDEN!

ONE MILLION signatures needed...

Be the first to read my full response:
8:20 PM

Don Jr: IT'S ALL JOE-VER!

Biden drops out of the race - THANKS TO YOU!

TELL ME YOU'RE STILL VOTING TRUMP:
8:35 PM

It's Jen Perelman, your candidate for congress in FL-25.

Today I applaud President Biden's decision to pass the torch to the next generation of leaders. In our district, we've been represented by one elected official for almost 20 years.
She won't pass the torch, and she's not term limited.

We need a fresh face in congress. We owe it to our kids and our families.
Please return your mail in ballot or make a plan to vote for JENerational change on August 20th.
Thank you!
8:41 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Adios to Crooked Joe

He threw in the towel!

ONE MILLION Trump endorsers needed.

ADD YOUR NAME NOW:
10:19 AM

JD Vance: BRING IT ON

No matter who replaces Joe, we will SAVE AMERICA.

Before I'm on stage in 90 MIN, read this:
12:35 PM

From Trump: BIDEN'S REPLACEMENT ANNOUNCED!

It's me, DONALD J. TRUMP!

Read the full replacement memo:
3:03 PM

Lara Trump: 1 MILLION RESPONSES NEEDED TODAY!

[CoffeeHorse], are you voting for Trump - Vance?

Pledge your support ASAP
3:47 PM

From Trump: Can I take you to dinner?

Let's celebrate now that Crooked Joe quit the race!

LAST CHANCE TO WIN:
6:23 PM

From Trump: I forgot, did I give you one of these?

Making sure you get one before we run out!

CONFIRM ORDER:
8:21 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], how does a FREE trip on Trump Force Two sound?

JD VANCE WILL BE THERE!

Enter to WIN!
10:11 AM

From Trump: I love Elon Musk! He just endorsed me.

But honestly, I LOVE [CoffeeHorse] MORE!

Will you endorse me?
12:30 PM

Kamala raked in $100,000,000 from liberal billionaires

It's JD Vance, I'm organizing an IMMEDIATE response

JOIN:
2:51 PM

I was told I should speak to [CoffeeHorse] first.

This is JD Vance, your next VP, with some questions for you.

Let's talk:
4:09 PM

From Trump: THE COVERUP OF THE CENTURY!

[CoffeeHorse], I need to speak to YOU!

24 hours for a HISTORIC RESPONSE:
5:52 PM

From Trump: My last few VP MAGA Hats...

But I had to make sure [CoffeeHorse] had one!

1 HR LEFT TO CLAIM:
8:17 PP

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: FORMAL INVITATION FROM DONALD TRUMP

Want to meet me & future Vice President JD Vance?

ENTER TO WIN:
10:08 AM

From Trump: HILLARY CRAWLS OUT OF HER CAVE TO SPIT IN OUR FACE!

Kamala raised ONE HUNDRED MILLION!

My response:
12:26 PM

Michael Whatley: I need you to step up.

Please, support our Election Integrity operation by becoming a Poll Worker.

Sign up:
2:21 PM

From Trump: $231,000,000

That's the size of Kamala's Warchest

IT'S ALL DIRTY LIBERAL CASH

Here's my RALLY CRY:
2:39 PM

re: I chose you!

Lara Trump reached out TWICE!

Complete your census:
3:46 PM

From Trump: THE SWAMP CREATURES ARE LINING UP FOR KAMALA

Harris was gifted millions in Dark Money!

My response:
6:25 PM

TRUMP'S RESPONSE TO JOE BIDEN'S ADDRESS TO THE NATION:

You're unfit to serve!

Read my full remarks:
8:27 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

From Trump: HILLARY CRAWLS OUT OF HER CAVE TO SPIT IN OUR FACE!

Kamala raised ONE HUNDRED MILLION!

My response:
12:26 PM

One last "But her emails!" for old times' sake.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

What's it gots in its nasty little emails, precious?