Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Coffee, [CoffeeHorse]?

I've got something brand new I want you to see!

LOOK:
10:14 AM

FL! TOMORROW is the Voter Registration Deadline. Ready to Make America Great Again? Then Hurry! Register to Vote NOW:
11:05 AM

FROM TRUMP: Thank you for everything!

Will you donate $15 after my historic Butler Rally?

PLEASE:
12:16 PM

From Trump: My campaign ends in 30 days!

PLEASE!, will you endorse me now?

ANSWER:
2:04 PM

We are only 30 days out from the Election!

This is the time that we need you the MOST.

JOIN HERE:
2:06 PM

FL! TOMORROW us the Voter Registration Deadline. Ready to Make America Great Again? Then Hurry! Register to Vote NOW:
2:31 PM

JD Vance: [CoffeeHorse], can I share something personal?

This will only take 5 minutes.

PLEASE READ:
3:38 PM

From Trump: WAKE UP, IT'S GAMEDAY

My first rally after going back to where I got shot has to be HUGE

ALL OUT BLITZ:
4:08 PM

If everyone reading this pledges to VOTE TRUMP, we'll beat Kamala in a landslide!

I's Trump. I can't win without YOU:
6:03 PM

Ten Dollars?

It's Trump. I need everyone reading this to give $10. The fate of our country is on the line

THANKS!
8:10 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I can't afford to send this text to everyone.

But I can always count on [CoffeeHorse].

PLEASE READ:
10:25 AM

URGENT: FL's Voter Registration Deadline is TODAY! Pres Trump needs your support. Can we count on YOU? Register to vote NOW:
11:13 AM

Who is this?

It's Trump.

Can you PLEASE take a look at my secure message?

READ:
12:19 PM

FL's Voter Registration Deadline is TODAY! Pres. Trump needs your support. Can we count on YOU? Register to vote right NOW:
12:39 PM

JD Vance: [CoffeeHorse], can I share something personal?

This will only take 5 minutes.

PLEASE READ:
2:11 PM

ARE YOU VOTING FOR TRUMP IN 29 DAYS?

Let President Trump know ASAP:
3:19 PM

From Trump: [CoffeeHorse], please donate $15

With only 29 days left, we need to end Kamala's campaign!

GIVE $15:
4:07 PM

Hi, this is Ben Sorensen! I'm honored to share that I've received the endorsement of the Broward Democratic Party! This support and the support of Broward Young Democrats and Dolphin Democrats demonstrates that Democrats trust me to deliver results that can make a difference across Fort Lauderdale.

I am committed to advancing our shared values of housing affordability, taking real action to address homelessness, and mitigating flooding throughout our city.

Learn more at: or call/text me at .

Election Day is November 5th!


Paid Electioneering Communication Paid for by Future Fort Lauderdale PC
4:24 PM

From Trump: ELON MUSK IS DARK MAGA!

[CoffeeHorse], are you?

GET YOUR DARK MAGA HAT:
5:38 PM

[CoffeeHorse],
Sign up NOW for a one-time webinar on Wednesday, Oct 9!

Special Guest:
*JD Vance, VP Nominee

Team Trump needs YOU to PROTECT THE VOTE!

Sign up NOW:
6:51 PM

From Trump: PLEASE!

Please tell me you'll at least answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:

7:52 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: GOOD MORNING?

You've never let me down, ever, and I need you.

GIVE $10:
10:14 AM

JD Vance: $5 from every PATRIOT reading this text means we'll OUTRAISE Kamala before my rally!

2 HOURS:
12:10 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: don't miss out on tomorrow's virtual training with Specia Guest: Future VP JD VANCE. Sign up NOW:
1:47 PM

From Trump: KAMALA'S BILLIONAIRES RAISED $55 MILLION MORE.

I need every PATRIOT to give $15 to beat them.

Help:
2:16 PM

Lara Trump: ILLEGALS VOTING IN OUR ELECTIONS?

Experts say MILLIONS are likely to vote!

Keep our elections SECURE:
3:22 PM

(1) Friend Request: DONALD TRUMP

You're one of the few Patriots from FL to get this. Congrats!

ACCEPT:
4:23 PM

From Trump: THE NEVER SURRENDER HAT

Look:
6:51 PM

From Trump: CONGRATS? You're invited to Mar-a-Lago!

[CoffeeHorse], you have to enter in the next 2 days.

ENTER:
8:17 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Want to know how much I love you?

I'm giving you my signed photo!

Check out the personal note:
10:21 AM

[CoffeeHorse],

REMINDER: Virtual Training TODAY with Future Vice President: JD VANCE!

Sign up NOW:
11:18 AM

Do you not think Floridians are a little preoccupied right now?





Huh. I guess they listened to me.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Or the power and cell service went out at point of broadcast...

 

[abates]

Related to campaign texts: https://apnews.com/article/trump-ca...nors-decline-f1a6b238d15edb3f72260e4c86d2c552

 

[wonko the sane?]

Yup, but honestly: trump has been pumping that bilge non-stop since 2016. What did they think would happen?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Elon! Elon! Elon!

It's Trump

I want YOU to own the DARK MAGA Hat just like his

Where should I ship it?

REPLY:
10:15 AM

The spammers have no electricity. I'm free.

 

[wonko the sane?]

So, you're going to unsubscribe after the election, right?

 

[KidTDragon]

I think you should burn the phone, then have holy men from every religion exorcise the ashes, then place the ashes in an urn, then coat the urn with wax, then make impressions of every evil-sealing rune you can find in the wax, then lock the urn in the strongest safe available, then lock that safe in a larger safe, then charter a boat to the deepest spot in the ocean and drop that sucker in.

Or change your phone number. Whichever's easier for you.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Someone had to chronicle this madness. But when this is all over I'm definitely destroying my phone.

It's a garbage phone anyway. I won't miss it.

 

[Pocket]

At this point it's even odds which will die first, the phone or Trump.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm free.

 

[wonko the sane?]

I guess he got nothing today.

would be too maudlin to assume the poor folks chained in that call center all drowned?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Why, is Russia flooding too?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

You got the wrong Saint Petersburg. Turns out it was Florida all along.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Why, is Russia flooding too?

It's moonsoon season in china right now...

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It was good while it lasted.

From Trump: PLEASE!

Please tell my uo'll at least answer question 1.

Take my MAGA POLL now:
2:43 PM

Kamala Harris here. [CoffeeHorse], I am reaching out to you to make a contribution before our campaign's final FEC fundraising deadline at midnight tonight.

This election will be one of the closest of our lifetime. We will win this fight. And to do so, we must out-organize and out-mobilize Donald Trump's campaign.

I am coming to you directly: Now is the best moment to donate to our team.

[CoffeeHorse], can I count on you to chip in whatever amount is meaningful to you before our final FEC deadline at midnight tonight?

Here is my personal donation link:

This is one of the most important moments of our campaign, and it would mean the world to see your name on our list of donors.
3:47 PM

From Trump: WANT A SIGNED DARK MAGA HAT?

If you order now, you'll be automatically entered to win the last one:
5:52 PM

From Trump: DID KAMALA REALLY SAY THAT ON NATIONAL TV?

My full response to her HUMILIATING interview:
8:20 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'M GIVING MY BLOOD, SWEAT, & TEARS

Will you give $19 for a TRUMP VICTORY?

Please, I'm counting on you:
10:17 AM

Don Jr has a message for you.

Read it now before the mainstream media has it taken down:
11:18 AM

NEW JOB OFFER FROM TRUMP

Congrats! I'm looking forward to working with [CoffeeHorse].

JOIN MY TEAM:
12:17 PM

From Trump: THIS WAS WORN BY ELON MUSK

The official Dark MAGA Hat! Maybe the Elon MAGA Hat?

Get one now:
2:16 PM

We just uncovered the Dem's election plot... REMOVING Voter ID Laws across the USA! Help secure our election before it's too late:
2:41 PM

Lara Trump: I'm asking you to make a sacrifice, [CoffeeHorse].

Will you stand with Pres. Trump & make a small contribution?
3:36 PM

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
3:46 PM

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
4:14 PM

ALERT: You have 1 WEEK left to request your ballot online in Florida! Show your support for Pres Trump. Request your ballot now:
4:38 PM

From Trump: MAGE in Manhattan?

This is a formal invitation to join me at Madison Square Garden

FREE.

MEET TRUMP:
6:40 PM

ALERT: You have 1 WEEK left to request your ballot online in Florida! Show your support for Pres Trump. Request your ballot now:
7:05 PM

ALARMING NEW POLL: GOP candidate Bernie Moreno is now HANGING BY A THREAD.

Without him we will LOSE! help us FIRE Schumer >>
7:26 PM

I WILL BE AMERICA'S 47th PRESIDENT!

It's Trump & my FEC deadline is at 11:59 PM.

Here's what we're up against:
8:15 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'LL NEVER STOP LOVING YOU!

Will you PLEASE give $15 before tomorrow night's deadline?

THANK YOU:
10:09 AM

Trump: $5 for a signed ELON MUSK DARK MAGA HAT?

That's not all $5 gets you!

5 reasons to give before my deadline:
11:48 AM

JD Vance: I don't ask for money lightly

So before I make the case for investing in our campaign, I want to be fully transparent:
12:22 PM

From Trump: I only had time to sign a few!

So PLEASE, don't miss out...

PRE-ORDER SIGNED POSTER:
2:18 PM

JD Vance: [CoffeeHorse], did I spell your name right?

I'm handling this list to Pres. Trump later, so take a look ASAP:
3:20 PM

Hi, this is Ben Sorensen! I believe Fort Lauderdale deserves a leader you can trust to deliver results.

That's why I am proud to be endorsed by organizations that Democrats can trust. I am committed to advancing our shared values of housing affordability, taking real action to address homelessness, and mitigating flooding throughout our city.

Learn more at: or call/text me at .

Election day is November 5th!

Paid Electioneering Communication Paid for by Future Fort Lauderdale PC
3:39 PM

From Trump: THE ELON MUSK MAGA HAT?

Go Dark MAGA for a chance to win a signed hat by me!

ORDER:
4:12 PM

I AM DONALD TRUMP

and I'm about to walk on stage in 1 hr!

PLEASE, ready this before one of my last rallies ever:
6:15 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can you at least answer the first question?

I'd be HONORED to hear what you have to say.

TAKE POLL:
8:21 PM