Thus is born Star-Tank! Hmm...S.T.A.R. Tank? It's Starscream with a HISS Tank for legs! (Which works doubly so if you remember the old STARS club from the toys. I doubt that was intentional, but it's still neat.) That alone is worth the price of admission. Where's our toy of this Hasbro!? Actually, this would be pretty easy to kitbash...hmmm.
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Starscream handles this with all the dignity and civility that we've come to expect from him.
But, honestly, he's mostly just upset that they didn't draw him right. I'm honestly not sure if that's a meta-joke or not? Honestly, I think the art has been pretty good in this comic, myself. There's always a critic.
He almost kills one of these guy's pet cat! Yes, they actually brought their pet cat into a warzone with a giant robot that they're running tests on. At least ONE team in this universe knows how to put together a proper team! Take notes GI Joe! You could learn a few things.
Apparently, this main guy's name is Horton. (He's a who?) And as far as I can tell, he's not a reference to anybody. I think he's just new?
"HMPH, well played, squishy" Ah, Starscream's already giving them nicknames. I think these guys are going to stick around for the long haul!
Meanwhile, in the past, Megatron mind controls Starscream into killing innocent civilians against his will! Harsh! And probably a bad idea, in retrospect. I guess this is what gave this version of Starscream his taste for needless violence.
Back in the now, Starscream recruits Astrotrain by promising to let him have Megatron's head. I mean, someone's got to have it, it might as well be him.
It's so weird that this huge piece of metal falling from space has such a minor impact on the planet. But, I guess it's lighter and has less mass than it looks? Maybe it has mass conversion properties like the cassettes, I dunno. I guess it just gently fluttered down from the heavens...like a giant potato chip falling from the sky.
Starscream also recruits the Combaticons. This is really turning into a adventuring party now! So, who's the wizard of the group?
"Bask in my glory, Onslaught!" You're awfully full of yourself when you're only half of your usual self there, Starscream.
Okay, maybe I was wrong about some of these Cobra guys sticking around long term. That "long haul" was about half a issue. But, at least the cat and the artist survive. Someone needs to be around to chronicle Starscream's deeds.
So, they're all united now! United by their hatred of Soundwave! Why does HIS face get to be the Decepticon Logo, anyway!? It's unfair!