[IC] Equestrian Radio Show's Adventure Variety Hour: Explorers of STOMP

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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"Does an hour sound good? More? Less?"

"An hour sounds good." Snowy waves lightly before turning and heading into the swamp.

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As Static entered the room, he feigned awe while actually looking around for escape routes and anything that could be used as a weapon (blunt objects, things made of glass, dinner knives, etc.). He also sized up everyone in the room.

[I can take that one. Leave that one to Rhapsody. Amber's our magical firecracker. Let her take that one,] and so forth.

While sizing everypony up, he still smiled and nodded amicably to the white/hunter green zebra who seemed to be the highest ranked in the room so far. "It's a very impressive place you have here. Thank you for your hospitality." Any one of these plates could cost him an entire months wages...conservative! ly...he noted with an inward disgust, though he didn't let it show.

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"Yeah, the Boss certainly offers the best. Please, pull up a chair and relax." The zebra had a deep velvety bass voice as if he were some sort of singer and his tone was calm and relaxed. Static Signal found it was fairly hard to get a read on him, outside of the fact that he seemed to also be attempting to measure up the team. The most likely weapons in the event that things went sour would be the expensive plates set about before him and windows tended to be good enough exits, though the curtains were closed. He was able to tell that the unicorn on the other side of the table posed no threat and seemed quite amicable. The filly didn't seem dangerous either. On the wall he spotted the "Ode of Extravagant Ocean", a painting using magical paint to give the illusion that you were watching an underwater scene. He also knew it had went missing two years ago.


Static took a seat and nodded toward the painting. "'Ode of Extravagant Ocean' if I'm not mistaken," he said, looking for a reaction. "I've seen vids, I never thought to see it in pony." He gave a dramatic pause. "An extraordinary...reproduction? I understand the original went missing some time ago."

Static knew full well this was likely the original. But he thought it better to give them a way out, a way to lie. He wasn't here for a fight if he could possibly avoid it. He only needed to see what kind of reaction he'd get.


The zebra nodded to Static Signal. "It's a beauty, isn't it? I got it for Boss Vine as a surprise for her birthday last year. Gotta say, the price was quite a steal. The name's Casino Soufflé. Your's?"


Maple stood next to the Chair where Night Cap had sat down. ... she was in awe of this place, sure the keeps she'd worked at were expensively fancy in their way... but this was the kind of Fancy that had no functionality ...and still cost more. ..or was supposed to cost more, as Mr. Signal seemed to be discovering about the artwork.

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Rhapsody was slightly more at-ease at the dinner, she was certain that there was no way they were being spied on, and she didn't detect any forms of weapons. It didn't mean she was relaxed, or expected this to go well; but for the moment her general paranoia about this whole mission was dialed back to about a 7. Though she remained alert to the possibility of danger and monitored the room carefully and those in it. For her choice in appearal, Rhapsody choose to go with something a more professional looking, with a bit of mystery to it, having chosen a a rust red blazer with a purple ruffled blouse underneath and in realizing getting her mane into anything of a manageable state on short notice, the black pegasus had opted for a hat to conceal it; a matching rust red wide brimmed hat that had a white rose tucked into the band, with a white fishnet veil that slightly obscured her face.

Rhapsody looks over to Flairvoyent. "Interesting choice in apparel." She states as she takes her seat next to Amber. "Though I have a bit of a fondess for one of her more recent ones; 'King Sombra's Mines. It was very well done; though with how quickly it came out I imagine it had a name change or some kind or rewriting to capitalize on the then recent events."

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Maple was about to wave back... but since Somepony obviously wasn't going to help her sit down any time soon... she decided to just walk over and give the little filly a hug.
"Hello, my name is Maple... *hug* ... here have one of these, but save it for later, I wouldn't want to spoil the supper of a growing filly."

Maple sets a special individually wrapped cocorocka down next to the little filly's place setting. Maple smiled big and bright, hoping her new friend would introduce herself... Maple wasn't exactly looking forward to trying to get seated...

oh yeah I can fly much better now then.... if whenever the last time might have maybe happened o_O? Maple realized, as she thought about it... maybe she wouldn't need Mr. Night Cap to be a Gentle Colt... Maple looked over at him for a scant few seconds, he was more of a Stallion anyway... Maple refocused her attention on the little filly when she caught herself nibbling her bottom lip absently.


"Thank you very much. My name is Needelle." The filly was fairly soft spoken but didn't seem shy. "There's usually not too many teens or foals at these dinners."


"Well I'm happy I could meet you today Needelle :) ... if you come to the Keep some time soon, maybe I can show you where I live... it's inside a candy store XD!"

Maple hugged the little filly again and then reached up and undid the shoulder straps on her dress ... sliding it down off her forelegs so her wings could come out... waving a wing she lifted up into the air and flew over to her chair and sat down. ... then after she shuffled the seat closer with a little wing power and redone up her top after tucking her wings back in at her sides.


As Snowy Skies began picking swamp peppers he found the swamp fairly silent. It was as if the whole area was holding its breath.

It takes Snowy a few minutes of foraging before the silence makes an impression on him. He normally prides himself on being keyed into the surrounding sound, but he's a city pony, and forests are always quiet to him. Even so, the longer he stays the more he remembers the sounds of the bug and the birds that were nearby last time. Didn't Splash Flaunt say swamps were supposed to be teaming with life? He slowly comes to a stop, deep enough into the swamp that he can't see the cliff-side, and looks around. Idly pocketing one last swamp pepper, he says aloud, "I don't know how far you can reach, but if you're there I'd like to talk."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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Things were quiet for almost a minute, then Snowy Skies heard a voice behind him.

"You are here...and yet you have no information to bring me."


Snowy had just given up and gone back to picking swamp peppers when Barometz spoke up. Quelling a hop of surprise down to a small shiver, he turns around. "How the devil did you know that?" He says conversationally. He hopes that Barometz will appear before him; if he appeared as a large, dangerous, wood carving before the cave entrance, perhaps he was weaker at a distance from his cavern, and his form would reflect that.


"There's suitable lack of cosmic urgency to your presence. And that's a shame because information is such a powerful currency."

The trees nearby parted as Barometz proudly rose to full height and looked down on Snowy Skies.


"I didn't want anyone else to know I was here. You have to make your exit believable." Snowy says crossly, wishing he had an instrument to tune again. As an alternative method of taking his mind off the situation a little, he rustles his fur, reaching carefully from the base of his horn all the way down to his fetlocks. "And I do have information: Someone else is living in your cavern."


"'My' cavern? That cavern has long since lost its worth to me. Regardless, no one enters this swamp without my position so there is no way anyone would be living there."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
"Are you so certain? You might not have noticed, but we left with one more pony than we entered with. There's one more, he insisted we leave him behind." Snowy thought that was what had happened. It was best to stick as close to the truth as possible when convincing somepony of something questionably true.


"I saw her. It seems the cave must have some sort of portal. Thus I must ask, why should I allow you back into the cave?"


Snowy shrugs. Good to know Barometz couldn't read his mind, though that made the next part a little trickier. "I was just going to make you an offer. You said it yourself, information makes good currency. I'll tell you where in the cave the portal is if you'll answer a few questions I have."


Misty had been worried about not having anything except Anchors' necklace to wear to the dinner. The night before, she had been looking through the patterned cloth sack her mother had packed for her when she had left home, trying to see if she had any extra bits left for buying a nice dress from one of the shops downtown. She picked up the cloth sack and shook it... and to her surprise it unfolded into a dress! She found a note attached: "Dear Misty, I hope this comes in handy someday. Also, always remember to brush your teeth. Love, Mom"

Misty's mother thinks of everything!

Back in the present, Misty is transfixed by the painting of the underwater scene. She manages to pull her attention away just in time to see the filly wave at her, and converse with Maplejack. Misty trots over. "Hi there! My name is Misty Monsoon. I'm Maple's friend." She looks around to see the others taking their seats. "Ah, I hope you don't mind if I sit here?"


"That intrigues me. Very well, you have two questions."


Needelle nodded when Misty Monsoon asked if she could sit down. The two of the Mauvenine Four exchanged places with two of the guards standing in the corners of the room. Just then, the room fell silent as a purple, earth pony mare entered the room. She wore an elegant pearl necklace and a proud expression as she sat down at the head of the table. This was Grape Vine and she had more wealth in confidence than most ponies had wealth in bits. She smiled at the ponies sitting at the table and said, "I am Grape Vine, the Boss of Petrichor Falls, and it's wonderful to know that all of you will be joining me this evening. Watching as others were drawn here like moths to a flame, I pondered over just what the long starry nights of Equestria rife with..." "Uh Boss? You're doing dat thing again." Grape Vine nodded to the STOMP team. "My apologies, bad habit. I do hope the accommodations were comfortable."

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CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Snowy nods and sits down, staring at a tree trunk as he words his question. He knows exactly which question is first, he just has to do it right...

Eventually, he looks up. "You mentioned that you could see that I had been in contact with powerful forces. If you look a little closer, you'll see that that contact residue takes the form of a geas, a contract not unlike the one I have with you. If it clings to me in a strange fashion, that's because I broke that contract, and I've been fleeing the consequences ever since. How do I void the contract terms?"


"Quite comfortable, ma'am," said Amber, glancing unconsciously at Static and then the the painting before looking back to Grape Vine. I do hope this is not too forward, ma'am, but it's difficult to discuss business without knowing what our business is here. What brings us here, exactly?


Barometz chuckled.

"I don't know the exact magic of the deal since that can change things. However, I have...ideas. In some situations, you could end the deal by eliminating the one you made a deal with. In others, you could perhaps transfer your debt to another who would want you in their service..."


Grape Vine smiled. "I'll discuss business matters in due time. However, I guess it's safe to assume that Savant Sard didn't come with you?"


"Savant Sard, unfortunately had other museum business to attend to." Rhapsody replies as she looks over to the Mayor; and tries to get a read on 'the boss' of Petrichor Falls.

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"No, ma'am - I'm afraid she wasn't available." Amber looked over her glasses quizzically - a technique she had nearly mastered in the last few days. "Was there something you had hoped to discuss with her personally?"

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Oh all the alarms that went off in Static's head! Where to start? 'Boss' instead of 'Mayor'? 'Moths drawn to a flame'? If suspicions weren't running rampant in Static's mind before, they certainly would be now!

"They very comfortable, thank you." Uncomfortably so in fact. Static was finding all this posh extravagance grating. Crime boss or no, he was already beginning to dislike this Grape Vine for that alone.


Grape Vine calmly looked at Rhapsody and said, "Savant Sard is such a curious diamantaire mare. Her family has world renown wealth, yet she chooses to work at a museum. Of course, I'm not one to look down on a pony for following their heart. I'm sure you would understand not doing the exact same things as your family, Rhapsody. Your mother works in Canterlot, does she not?" Rhapsody saw that while Grape Vine didn't look like a bodybuilder, she was otherwise in fantastic physical shape. Not just some stuffy elite, if things were to go poorly and a fight broke out, Grape Vine would certainly be able to hold her own. As far as Rhapsody could tell, Grape Vine's necklace didn't look stolen.

Just then, the servers entered with the food. There was a large metal bowl filled piping hot penne pasta with pesto sauce that was served to the plates with unicorn magic. The edges of the plates were decorated with sliced grape halves and each glass was filled grape juice. The juice was from fragrant muscadines and each glass was given a most fancy curly straw. Grape Vine herself happily sipped some of her juice.



Barometz chuckled.

"I don't know the exact magic of the deal since that can change things. However, I have...ideas. In some situations, you could end the deal by eliminating the one you made a deal with. In others, you could perhaps transfer your debt to another who would want you in their service..."


Grape Vine smiled. "I'll discuss business matters in due time. However, I guess it's safe to assume that Savant Sard didn't come with you?"

Snowy shakes his head. "I suspected those were the options. I can't imagine anypony accepting such a deal, when I've already backed out on it once."


"I might be willing. I can think of so many ways you could be useful."


Static was craving pasta since the smell of grapes assailed him on the way in. Ms. Vine certainly didn't dissapoint.

Of course he'd had Penne before. But it was the cheaper fast food variety. This seemed very fresh...very authentic neightalion food. The pesto sauce seemed thick and authentic as well. The grape garnish seemed very fancy as well.

He fully expected more was spent on this one meal than what he used to spend on a months worth of chimicherrychangas. He would eat well this meal.

And he dispised Ms. Vine all the more for it.

He took a tentative sniff of the grape juice to make sure it wasn't firmented. That was one wagon he didn't want to fall off.

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
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Citizen
Snowy looks at Barometz, mildly surprised. He wouldn't purchase damaged goods, personally. "We'll talk terms after my second question." He says simply. He wasn't going to get into negotiations with only one question available to him.


"And what is your second question?"


Snowy looks Barometz over, from horns to hooves. "I'm quite curious about you." He confesses. "You understand a great deal about ponies, despite rarely interacting with them yourself. You've shown disgust for using strength to control others, but do not consider yourself above doing the same. And yet you exist because of a magical artifact that I thought was mindless. What is the relationship between you and the wand of incomparable green...Or whatever it's official name is?"


Maple wasted no time getting some of that juice into her belly... though getting the straw tip to her mouth was a bit of work... it kept twisting away as she went for it with her tongue.

Finally getting it.. she didn't let go until the glass was empty.

"Everything is wonderful Miss Vine... the rooms are beautiful... I met miss Needelle just before you arrived and now muscadine juice, ... Maple patted her tiny belly as best she could with her dress in the way. ...I tried getting some of these for the grounds at the Manehatten keep, and we couldn't find room in the budget. Thank you very ever so much. Trying this has been on my to do list for some time." "Do you have any that ripen bronze? oh my gosh I would love to see those."

Maple smiled, this was turning into a really fun visit.


*SLUUUUUUUURP*

She stops and takes her mouth off of the straw, looking mortified.

"..."

*slurp*

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Barometz frowned at Snowy Skies.

"I'll opt to not answer that question. However, I shall allow you to ask another instead."


Rhapsody hides her displeasure of Grape Vine knowing at least of her mother and where she works, her paranoia over this visit once more starting to grow. "Our jobs are not so different, She works in the library. When not playing the part of storyteller to the foals, she researches magical artifacts; such as the candles she uses for her shadow puppetry in her story telling; while my pursuits are much more celestial in nature its still a field of study for prestigious organization." She explains, keeping to the most basic of facts.


Snowy grins at Barometz. "Sheesh. I like to start at the beginning. How were you made? And when, if you're feeling generous."


Static noted Night Cap's waiting to taste the juice. In fact, Static briefly considered that he should do the same thing. But then he also figured that it may not be the juice that was poisoned, but maybe the cups were laced...or the straws...or the eating utensils.

If they were going to play the part of diplomacy, some risks were going to have to be taken.

He tasted the grape juice and started in on some of the pasta. He didn't want to interrupt the conversation between Rhapsody and Grape Vine. It was, after all, educational. So he just gave a nod to Grape Vine as a compliment to the chef.


Snowy nods, looking somewhat satisfied. "That explains quite a lot."


"You mention that your interests are celestial and must say that the princesses are quite fascinating. Luna shows that sometimes you need a darker touch, Celestia is capable of making tough decisions to keep the light shining for those under her rule, and Cadance overthrew somepony and took his stuff."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Maple starts eating, letting the need to put food in her mouth cover the necessity of looking down... maybe someponies just don't want to talk to her.


"Though obviously there's no way a princess would show up here." "I wouldn't be too sure on that. Despite some interesting things about the city, it's still part of Equestria and thus their domain."


"You mention that your interests are celestial and I must say that the princesses are quite fascinating. Luna shows that sometimes you need a darker touch, Celestia is capable of making tough decisions to keep the light shining for those under her rule, and Cadance overthrew somepony and took his stuff."


"Though obviously there's no way a princess would show up here." "I wouldn't be too sure on that. Despite some interesting things about the city, it's still part of Equestria and thus their domain."


"I am an astronomer, my interest in celestial bodies are the stars and cosmos, not the princesses themselves. And While I am a fond admirer of Luna and all she has done; it seems to me that you are the one more vested in those 'celestial bodies' from how you speak." Rhapsody replies, she was getting less trustful of this mare all the time; they still didn't know why they were here, she seemed to have wanted Sard with them for some reason, and now this talk of the princesses and the view of this town. Everything was adding up to make her more wary. Honestly, she wanted to just have the whole team leave right now... but there was nothing substantial to base that on.


"I think it would be foolish not to have some level of interest in the princesses but varied opinions exist of course. To change topics, I hope you're all enjoying your meal. The Mauvenine Four told me Caballuston has wonderful eating establishments."


"I've been a regular at a place called Skivey's for quite a while. Though...judging by your tastes, I'm not sure it would be your cup of tea."

[Please check it out. I would love to hear about you having tried that place out.]

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
"When we were there, we went to da Pancake Pilferer. Pretty cozy place. While it had too many pancakes, we ordered their Waffle Warden special. And when we got it, we covered the waffles with LOTS of fruit. And with whipped creme. And sprinklers!" "'Sprinkles' sis." "Yeah sprinkles. I-I've never had sprinkles before." While she started out fairly aggressive, her last sentence held a hint of regret. Needelle looked confused. "What are sprinkles?"


"You see, until recently, I didn't even know there was some debate between waffles and pancakes. But I guess it's actually a thing! Me? I don't care which I get. If it has blueberries and maple syrup... I'mma gonna eat it!

[Woah! That was rather friendly.]

[They're talking about pancakes!]

[FOCUS!]

[Aww!]



"Sprinkles are tiny pieces of colorful candy used to decorate deserts." Needelle's eyes went wide with excitement. "Boss Vine, will the Falls ever have sprinkles?" "I'll have to look into it.

So, Third Ivory tells me that a few of you at this table rescued your mayor from a bit of calamity. I'm curious to hear of this exploit from those who were there."



Static took a second to think. "I'm...not very good at telling stories. Well, not at making them interesting, anyway."

"I think one of your ponies was there...only caught a brief glimpse. But Maple there was delivering a conservation speech that the mayor was in attendance at. A bunch of cucarockas attacked...and...we fought them off."


Static winced. "Umm...yeah...not very interesting told that way...but..." Static looked to Maple for support.


Maple was nearing the end of her plate of food... so she couldn't really pretend to not have heard Static ... besides, being ignored wasn't much fun, so she didn't want to do that...even to Mr. Signal.

"Yeah that is basically what happened."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Grape Vine waved over First Ivory and whispered something. She left and then brought Grape Vine a tiny sealed jar with seeds in it. She looked over to Maplejack and said, "These muscadines will be purple when they grow. They should fair better in Caballuston's warmer weather. You may have them on two conditions. One, you may grow them for you and yours but you may not sell them. Two, if anypony asks about them, you have to tell them that they got them from Petrichor Falls. Do you agree to the terms?"

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[Well, so much for being unhappy!]


As Needelle looked over the cocorocka with wonder and amazement, Grape Vine asked the STOMP team, "How do you feel about your employer, Brisk Iron?"


"She could use a few more sprinkles in her life... but maybe she leaves a lot of her happy at home. Of course... I don't really know her personally, or even have known her professionally for very long." Maple shrugs...


Static raises an eyebrow.

[Red flag, red flag, REEEEEEEEED FLAAAAAAAAG!]

"Well, she can be tough. But she is fair."

[Actually...scratch that. Fair would've been to leave me to rot in prison after my first night in STOMP.]

[Hush now! Trying to make a point.]


"I truly think she'd do anything for us. Out of all the authority figures I've come across in my life...and I actually said this very thing to her just yesterday...out of all the bosses, teachers, cops...name it...she's one of the very few authority figures I've come to respect."

"If there's one thing I can say that sums up everything you need to know about Ms. Iron, it's that I...of all ponies...have come to respect her."


[So don't even think about trying to turn me against her. It won't end well for you!]

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Zamuel:
"So, about that portal location...."

Barometz sounded almost conversational. That was good. "The portal is in the cave. When you come to the three paths..." Snowy pauses awkwardly, squinting at nothing for a second before looking down at the ground and marking out a rough map of the earliest parts of the cave. He looks up at Barometz looking 100% sheepish. "I...don't actually remember how to get there. I think if I'm back in the cave, I should be able to retrace my party's steps. Do you mind if we! go there?"

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"Very well. You have such a small mind so it is understandable if you forget things. On the way there, let us discuss this deal. You and your friends are currently bound to bring me information but not to actually bring me a wand or other artifacts of power. Having somepony bring me these things would be quite fortunate."


"Hold on a moment." Snowy says absently. He latches his saddlebag shut over the swamp peppers. "A believable re-entry is even more important than a believable exit. I'll need to leave this pack at my meeting spot so they know I haven't run off and gotten myself lost. Be back in a minute." He trots back out of the swamp, to the edge of the cliffs at his dropoff point, and climbs up some of the lower rocks, getting as far from the greenery as he can before he allows himself to breathe normally again. He sets his saddlebags down on the rock and pulls some of the swamp peppers out, arranging them in a neat, clearly equine-made formation on the rock. As he stacks the! m, he scrawls a message in the stone with his magic underneath the pepper formation. It was an impossible illusion, ink on raw stone, the kind that would be recognized as fake immediately, but the point was that it would be recognized.

I hope these swamp peppers are enough.
Please tell Brisk Iron that I've gone deeper
into the swamp to follow up on our recent
expedition there. She should do as she
thinks is wise, but should keep the terms
of our contract in mind.


Snowy read the message over once to make certain it hit everything he wanted it to. He trusted Brisk Iron not to do anything rash. The mention of contract would hopefully be sufficient to remind her that no one else here was to know about Barometz, and if anyone asked about it she could just wave it off as a reference to his court-ordered work-release setup. So a few more people knew he was an outlaw, who cared? Before jumping off the rock, he looks up at the sun for a long moment.

Snowy had to admit, this was an awful plan. It had a chance of working, to be certain. But there were so many parts he was uncertain about. So many things he didn't know. He wished he had thought of it sooner; some of this could have been sorted out back at The Keep. But some of it would always have a chance to go horribly wrong. And yet, here he stood, about to attempt it. Why?

Because he had lied, to everyone and himself. Brisk Iron hadn't needed his help here at all. He had come here to get out of his destiny. A noble endeavor, to be sure, but he'd already practically succeeded in that, and he'd put everyone in danger by abandoning them. He could at least try to pay them back by finally retrieving The Wand of Incomparable Green. And he might actually succeed in his original endeavor, if everything went right. Which it wouldn't, so he shouldn't even hope.

What happens after my death is certain. He could no longer remember it (it was one of the many things he had forgotten), but he knew it was awful. The manner of my death is mine to choose. That thought comforted him. The many ways he could die here didn't really matter. What mattered was that if he died here, he could accept it. It would be worth it, just to say that he tried.

If this were a symphony, I would call it Pro Bono he thinks with a smile. He looks away from the sun, relishing its warmth on his fur, and hops back off the rock, returning to Barometz. "Sorry for the delay."


As they walked through the swamp, Barometz calmly said to Snowy Skies,

"On the matters of this deal. You shall proclaim your allegiance to to me, transferring your original binding agreement. In turn, you shall be compelled to fetch things I request without refusal."


Misty pauses between mouthfuls of food to add in her two bits.

"The Chief Director is really awesome! She's tough and cool and nice and I'm super glad to work for her."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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"To the best of my ability." Snowy appends. "I don't want you sending me on suicide missions and after nonexistent things for your own amusement. If a task is impossible, I'm released from it."


"But of course. You are of no use to me in most situations that would cause you to perish. I would like your full worth to be fulfilled."


Mentally, Snowy was shifting uncomfortably. These were extremely dangerous terms if this didn't go as planned (which it wasn't going to), but contractual loopholes were not his strength and he couldn't afford to put Barometz on guard right now. The creature was comfortably in control of the situation, and that meant he would be complacent. He wasn't willing to sacrifice that just yet.

So instead he laughs. "I haven't heard that for a long time." He admits. "It would be interesting to take on some truly complex jobs."


Barometz stopped and lifted a hoof.

"Now, proclaim your allegiance to me!"

"Are you always this impatient?" Snowy gently rebukes the hulking avatar. "We're already in the middle of one deal; I'm not getting into another until we've completed the first. Besides, I still need to look this over, and make certain you haven't pulled me into a personal hell from which there is no escape. Just wait until I find the portal."

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Barometz stopped and scowled at Snowy Skies, silently looking him over for almost a full minute before saying,

"Very well then."

After trekking deep into the swamp, they soon arrived at the cave entrance.


After a few seconds of receiving scowling, Snowy scowls right back. "You don't want a stupid pony on your payroll, do you? I'd hardly be of any use if that were the case."

As he steps into the cave, Snowy spreads his magic out in all directions. "I made a magic light last time I came through here, and there should be some signature left over from it that we can follow." He says by way of explanation. "I've practiced hiding my signature, but I also know what it feels like, so call it 50-50..." He walks slowly down the corridor, inspecting every inch equally. Internally however, he mostly pays attention to what he feels when he passes over Barometz. The lack of wilting at the edge of the forest, combined with Amber's comments from last time, suggested that the wand was inside Barometz, but it was vital that this was true.

Spoiler


As Snowy Skies magic passed over Barometz, he could feel great power coming from where the heart would be. At least, until Barometz sank into the ground. A thick trail of vines followed Snowy Skies into the cave. Snowy Skies could still detect that strong magical force within some of the vines.


Hotspots were good; hotspots meant something in the woody mas he was speaking to was supplying it with power. After keeping up his 'search' for several dozen feet, he mutters "Gotcha." and proceeds at a quicker pace, having finally earned an excuse for his memories of the cave. He travels down the middle path, and when they reach the dropoff in the reflective cavern he nods. "This means we're headed in the right direction. It's through this room, and a little farther on." He points to the opening on the other side of the chasm. "Can you get me across this gap?"


"But of course."

Thick vines shot up out of the ground and coiled around Snowy Skies' body. Once he was completely covered, it dragged him underground. After a few minutes, he climbed out of a leafy pod to find he was on the other side of the chasm.

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Snowy went very still as the vines came up, and played scales in his head, up and down and up and down, until he was allowed to exit.

He walks through the hallway until he comes to the reflective room filled with the crystals. "It's on this side of the room..." He says, slowing down to look at the trail of vines behind him. "I'm sorry, but talking to the ground is just strange. You are still here, right?" Not really waiting for an answer, he moves in the general direction of the target crystal, repeating a name over and over again in his mind. Moonbeam Writ Moonbeam Writ Moonbeam Writ...He was, arguably, of just as much cosmic significance as Night Cap. And he knew the stallion's name, which had to count for something. If he could get Barometz to reform, then he would try entering manorspace. If not...on to Plan B, the extra-reckless plan. Maybe he had one loophole in him.

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Thorny vines sprang up from the floor, forming something akin to spiky jail bars that separated Snowy Skies from the half of the room with the crystal. Roots grew out of the ceiling to form the ramlike head of Barometz.

"You have fulfilled your part of the bargain by showing me where the portal is. Now, on to the other bargain."


Snowy took a step back as the vines shot into place. Well, that was plan A shot. On to Plan B. "Yes. You don't really have a hoof for me to touch anymore. How do we do this?"
 

CoffeeHorse

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A viney hoof rose out of the ground in front of Snowy Skies.

"Pledge your allegiance to me."


"I, Snowy Skies, hereby pass my debt to Barometz.* In return for this, I shall bring him whatever he requests, to the best of my ability, whenever he so requests it." As he spoke, he fashioned a quill out of pure magic, invisible to all but him, and as he presses his hoof to the wooden extension of Barometz, the quill sandwiches in between them. He could feel it pulsing, writing in an asterisk and a clarification:

*As transfer of the recipience of a paid debt is not possible without the presence and consent of the current debt recipient, I shall instead pass the debt itself, of 1 equine soul, wrapped in the emotions that feed all conflict, to Barometz, the other party of the agreement.

In his mind, Snowy rose up, off the ground, away from Viola Manor and towards the icy coffin in the sky. Up close, he could see a small rune, where a handle might be on a door of this size, in the shape of his cutie mark. Wordlessly, he pressed his hoof into the coffin, and watched as it opened, flooding him with unholy light.

He couldn't let it control him, nor could he let it enchant him. He fed it into the wooden hoof, into every plant and vine he could find nearby. He poured every last inch of it into Barometz as the pact was sealed.

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When it was all gone, all lost, Snowy felt...drained. Oddly light. But he had to get his wits back about him fast. The hard part was over, and the harder part was beginning: Though Barometz couldn't hide from the Windigoes as he had, they wouldn't be here immediately, and he had to survive until then. To that end, he charged at the vines, tearing through them and ignoring the thorns as best he could. "MOONBEAM WRIT, PLEASE HELP ME!"


"No one can help you now little pony! Since you are under my command, I already know what I would like you to do first. I've had time to think since we first met. The fish pony stated that there was one who needed to know about the deal. One called Brisk Iron. I feel it would be best if we met. Whether through verbal or physical means, I command that you bring her to me."

There was a fairly sinister glint in Barometz's eyes as he smirked at Snowy Skies. Suddenly, the temperature in the room dropped. Barometz looked around in confusion until he lurched in pain. Pulling out of the ceiling and floors, he assumed his full form and pulled out a wand that he held in his vines. Snowy Skies could see that the handle was like several vines coiled like a braid while the head of the wand was made of six flower petals that floated disconnected from the handle and spun in a circle. Ferociously lashing at the walls with his vines and waving around the wand to no avail, Barometz began to freeze in place. His grip loosened and the wand fell to the ground as Barometz became frozen like a statue.




"The Keep certainly seems worthy of respect. All of you have such high opinion of Brisk Iron and discoveries bring so much good to Equestria. I've discovered that the Keep effectively owns most of Caballuston but mostly doesn't leverage such power. Fascinating. It's like Brisk Iron is some sort of Princess of Science.

Petrichor Falls has...a reputation. I feel opening up some cooperation will lead to new ventures for my town. With how things have been going the past few years since I've been here, it feels like that would be the grandest plan."



"If I may, I think Brisk garner such respect because she doesn't leverage such power easily. Oh, she won't put up with anypony's crap...but neither does she make a show of her power unless she has too."

"It's part of why I respect her. If she reeeeally wanted to exert control...she probably could. I've only seen a drop in the bucket of what she could do. But she gains the respect of those around her...and therefore...her power base...by not using that power wantonly."


Static pauses...giving Grape Vine a significant look. "I say what I'm about to say because I have no idea what to think of you. But I want to give you every chance of being somepony great...somepony I respect as much as I respect Ms. Iron. So if what I say sounds unpleasant or harsh...it may be something to look into."

With a great sigh, Static continues. "You yourself said it. Petrichor Falls has a reputation. You've made great strides in trying to correct the image and making ponies feel safe. The darker side of the city by all looks seems to have gotten an actual code of honor. I've heard that gamblers have been more...compelled...not to welch on their debts. I've also heard you have personally vowed at making sure any stolen property will get returned. Crime seems to have really been cleaned up...compared to before you were in charge in any case..."

"Problem is...I've lived in some rough places myself in my life. In my experience...crime doesn't disappear. It hides better. It gets more clever to get around the new enforcers...or buy them off."

"Mind...I'm not making accusations...just bringing to your attention certain perceptions I've heard. Like you said...Petrichor Falls does have a reputation...and...fair or not...so does its leaders."

"If you want to beat that reputation..."
Static takes another deep breath. "You may want to watch how you say things. Little things...little word choices...'Boss' instead of 'Mayor'...'moths drawn to a flame'. Not to put too fine an edge on it...but I've heard Petrichor Falls' reputation before I came here...and certain word choices have done the reverse of easing my...misgivings."

"You want to have the same power and respect that Ms. Iron has earned...that's where you start. Make those under you know that they're safe giving you that power. Let them know that you are every bit as against crime as you try to show. Give them no reason to doubt you...by what you say...by what you do. Do that...you won't have to fight for power. Pony's will want to give it to you because they trust you."
Static's eye's go back to the 'Ode of Extravagant Ocean'. "Where did you get that painting?"

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
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Bleeding from several deep scratches, Snowy collapses, mercifully not frozen inside them. He lay there for some time, just thinking. In addition to feeling light, his body also felt warm. Exhaustion aside, he was very awake. Everything around him seemed brighter, thought that might have been the twinkling of the ice.

He still needed to get out of the cavern. The warp stone didn't seem to work, for whatever reason. Perhaps the third puzzle chest would lead him to Moonbeam Writ, but he couldn't imagine traveling down that path now. He could hardly imagine casting a spell right now, let alone moving. Not that moving would accomplish much; he was separated from the exit by a chasm he couldn't cross. Brisk Iron might come looking for him eventually, but she had never been here before. Whether she had read the reports or not, navigating the tunnel without a light would not be easy, and he had no signals left. Besides, he thought with a grim smile, he had never been one who expected others to save him.

Slowly, as gently as he could manage, Snowy crawled across the cavern floor towards the frozen form of Barometz. He felt a modicum of pity for what had happened to the beast. For an instant, a few minutes ago, he had remembered what would happen to the soul paid in this bargain. He had already forgotten again, but his horror and disgust was fresher than it had been in years. He wouldn't wish that fate on anypony. But if he had been forced to choose one pony out of every living member of Equestria, he would probably have chosen Barometz.

With fizzing, shaky magic, he lifted the lightweight wand so that it rested on the ice sculpture's foreleg, where he pressed his hoof against it. If something went wrong, and it tried to possess him, hopefully he could let his hoof drop, or roll over, so that he was no longer in contact with it. His mind was still sharp, and in a voice that sounded much stronger than he felt, he called out I need your aid.


"I'll respond to that in just one moment but to lead off, I have a question that ties into it. Do any of you know what 'petrichor' means?"

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[spoilers]Element

Loyalty

You always know when your allies are in combat, even when you aren’t in contact with them. You also gain the following ability:


Big Adventure – Magic
You teleport instantly to one of your allies, appearing next to them.[/spoilers]

A feeling comes over Static briefly. He can't begin to tell why...but for a brief moment he knows...he knows with absolute certainty that Snowy is fighting something. Knowing where he is, a moment of dread flows over him. There was only one thing he could be fighting in Nightmare Heights.

His hoof goes for one of the Bugle chips Snowy gave them...but then remembered that it wouldn't just send a message, it would also send a beacon that couldn't be hidden from Grape Vine.

His trinket that he hid in his tie started to make a faint glow. Curious! But as soon as it started, the feeling passed. Snowy was no longer in combat. He gave Flairvoyent an urgent look. Having both of their communicators in the same team was a tactical mistake.

He had no idea why his trinket glowed. But he knew it couldn't have escaped the attention of everyone. Let's see if he couldn't kill two birds with one stone in trying to explain both that and his sudden look of dread.

"Snowy was just in a fight. And as quickly as it started...it's over..." He looked hard at Flairvoyent. "We need to get word to Ms. Iron. See what's going on."


"Mr. Skies?" Amber nearly shouted at Static. "How do you know? What on Earth has happened?" Amber might have hoped Grape Vine would understand the urgency of the situation if it occurred to her to give the self-satisfied mayor a first or second thought. She glanced at the pasta she had been nervously toying at until now and stepped out of her seat, attention still on Static.


Misty is concerned about what's going on with Snowy Skies, but figures there's not much she can do about it right now, unless the whole team decides to pack up and shove off right away.

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
things were going south quickly... Ponies were getting worried about Mr. Skies ... But they still had a job to do here.

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Zam

Hoping that all the other sudden emotion in the room wasn't going to over ride the whammy mojo, Maple asked the only question she can think of to get their hosts mind back on task and not sudden concern that her Dinner guests had gone crazy.

"Ms. Vine, as you can see... we're passionately loyal ponies, and one of our own Might have just won a fight he was in -but he also could be hurt... I hope you can forgive us a moment of concern. ... but we might need to cut to the chase here. What are your intentions towards us and the keep?"

*whammy vision woo woo woo*


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Grape Vine nodded and Third Ivory escorted Flairvoyant out of the room. After a few minutes of awkward silence at the table, the two returned and Flairvoyant said, "Something happened but Brisk Iron said it's been resolved. She'll debrief us when we get back." "It's good to know everything is okay. Alright, there's a lot to go over.

You are correct about the meaning of petrichor. It's known that the smell of a light rain can be quite soothing and many years ago, the town had mastered the rain schedule. For any number of reasons, order broke down in the Falls. One of the surest ways to turn a pony into a criminal is to take away their livelihood. Theft became a way of life. Buying groceries was stealing as much food as you could, then the store owner trying to steal as much money from you before you got away.

There's a reason I request to be called "boss" instead of "mayor". I seek respect and mayor would imply I was elected and that's a lie. I came to this town and took over, tossing the former mayor out of his own house. For all of his corrupt ineptitude, he at least planted some well placed bushes to cushion his fall from power. Then, I went to work. Gamblers keeping their bets was one of the few codes of honor the town retained so I that's what I used. I found an abandoned warehouse, built many elaborate traps, then made a public proclamation. I was placing money inside: Whoever could successfully get to it could have it but those who failed would owe me a favor of my choosing. I showed them the coins, specific bits from my own savings that could make any regular pony rich. It was a risk that somepony could have swiped them right then but I grabbed their curiosity and challenged their pride. So many ponies attempted and failed. All traps used a highly staining dye so it was immediately recognizable when somepony lost. After losing, I very carefully chose what favor I wanted from them. Most were ways to help their neighbors or improve the town overall. Ponies felt like they had worth which caused a ripple effect. Some in this room tried and failed with me putting them in my employ upon their loss. We're coming up on the fifth anniversary of my 'election' in a few days and I've been trying to bring entertainment acts and broker business deals to celebrate the occassion."



Night Cap takes out an impractically tiny notepad and takes notes.

"Are these traps still standing? Because that warehouse screams 'tourist attraction.'"


Static nodded at Grape Vine's explanation. Noble if true...but he still wanted to know how she came by that painting. She can be every bit as noble as she said...but if she's obtaining dirty gifts...

He then turns his attention to Maple and Night Cap. "Umm...if you fail you come under Ms. Vine's employee," he reminded them. "Ms. Iron might have something to say about that."


Static nods. "Fair enough. I'll concede that you can't possibly know what gifts are dirty and which are legit. You can't be held responsible for what you don't know about. I will tell you that I'm reasonably certain that painting's dirty."

"But enough about uncertainties. I don't think Ms. Iron would've sent us if she didn't think you were reasonably on the up and up and trying to do the right thing. I don't think we're here to cast aspersions in any case."

Time to change the subject.

"How was the ballet? If I'm right about which company she worked for...I think one of our friends was probably in that production...Light Fantastic? I hope she was doing well."



Misty didn't quite understand Static's issue with the (quite beautiful) painting. It didn't look dirty, and even if it was, couldn't Grape Vine just clean it off?

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
As Snowy Skies lifted the wand with his magic and even moreso when he touched it with his hoof, he heard a soft voice in the back of his mind.

"Please, don't hurt me."

Snowy stiffened at how similar the voice was to Barometz, but after it registered that it had said the most un-barometz-like thing in the world, he would have laughed if his throat wasn't so dry. I was going to say the same thing to you. Now, we've both been manhandled here, you for a lot longer than me. So how about we help each other lea! ve this swamp and never return? His voice was warm too, he noticed.


"The swamp as a whole is not a danger.
But yes, I can help you out if you bring me to the chasm.
I would like to apologize to the ponies of the mountain."
Just then, Snowy Skies could hear a rumbling sound above him as he saw the the ceiling starting to crack in several places from when Barometz was wildly thrashing about.


Oh dear. Snowy glances at the ceiling and starts dragging himself across the floor, no long worrying about being gentle. He tugs the wand over to his muzzle and clenches it in his teeth. My current top speed is crawl, and I don't think we have much time. If you could re-energize me somehow, It would be much appreciated. Just don't go turning my blood to tree sap or anything, please.

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Snowy Skies felt a small burst of energy, as if he had eaten something with a large amount of sugar in it. With that second wind, he was able to stumble along until he was outside of the room--barely managing to avoid the cave-in that closed off the room.
"Sorry if that felt unpleasant.
Your body is different from that of Barometz."


I'll take that as a compliment. The need for haste monetarily gone, Snowy continues to crawl to the precipice of the cavern. What now?

 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
"Try to think of dandelions and you'll be able to create a large seed."
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Meanwhile, a lone figure flew towards Nightmare Heights. He had been called to Caballuston and was swiftly approaching the mountain in the interim of that trip. Landing to take a brief break, the blue pegasus stallion took in the sights of the poor town as the breeze ruffled his red mane. He soon caught sight of Brisk Iron assisting with some sort of building project. It seems it would be best for Scarlet Spectrum to announce his presence and see if he could help out.


"Try to think of dandelions and you'll be able to create a large seed."
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Snowy was very glad to be lying down. He could only imagine how much his head was going to spin when he stood up. But lying down, he could picture dandelions...
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A large seed grew out of the head of the wand and then fell to the ground. There it continued to grow until it gained the traditional white fluffy stem and was twice as tall as Snowy Skies. After being instructed to climb on, the giant dandelion seed floated over the chasm, as if it were blissfully flowing through the wind. Upon landing on the other side, it planted into the ground as Snowy Skies climbed off.


Scarlet stretched.

Nearly there. Guess i kinda misjudged how long this flight would be, he thought idly as he tucked his wings and headed towards the working ponies.

Holding the map upside down doesn't help either, he thought in the voice of his father.


"Yes dad," he muttered as he spotted Brisk Iron in the thick of...whatever it waa they were building. Or rebuilding, it was hard to tell.

Anyway, taking a deep breath, he headed over to see if he could lend a hoof.

Raisng his voice, Scarlet called out to! get their attemtion.

"Hello? Could you used an extra pair of hooves?"


A large seed grew out of the head of the wand and then fell to the ground. There it continued to grow until it gained the traditional white fluffy stem and was twice as tall as Snowy Skies. After being instructed to climb on, the giant dandelion seed floated over the chasm, as if it were blissfully flowing through the wind. Upon landing on the other side, it planted into the ground as Snowy Skies climbed off.
Thanks. Snowy thinks through clenched teeth. It's a bit of an uphill cl--crawl from here, so get comfortable. Highly appreciative of the fact that he could afford to take things slow, he pulls himself up the slope, slowly but surely.


Grape Vine addressed the STOMP team with, "Were there any other questions? If not, I hope you enjoy the rest of your meal. I expect tomorrow to be a momentous occasion."


"I do have a question. This pesto sauce...I...I've bought bottled, dehydrated mix, I've made my own. I've tried several different markets...and I have not come up with anything like this. Where do you do your shopping?


"Would anypony else like one?" Maple asks, holding open her saddle bag with a wing.

 


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