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Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
HORSES DON'T DRINK COFFEE
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
How do we know horses don't drink coffee? Has anyone even offered one some?!?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
He had too much blood in his coffee system. The situation must be corrected.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Over here, you can see the last group who got in between Fnu and coffee. There were no survivors."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
His darkest hour was waking up with his mouth glued shut. To the rest of the Lost Light, it was the most peaceful time they've ever known.
 

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Sourball
Citizen
Did the horse close its eyes while enjoying the coffee, or did it fall asleep because it didn't get to the coffe in time?
 


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