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[Caldwin]

Well, that was interesting. I don't think I could possibly top...WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT?!?!

*shoves Sharkshadow off the mountain while his back is turned*

 

[Wheelimus]

Nice job holding the mountain for over a day, but it's mine now!

*shoves Caldwin down the mountain*

 

[Caldwin]

Fair enough.
*shove*

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

:::abruptly hacks Caldwin's head off with an axe:::

 

[Caldwin]

*picks up head and sighs*

Meanie!

 

[DefaultOption]

*points and laughs from above*

 

[Wheelimus]

*superkicks DefaultOption from the top of the mountain*

 

[Caldwin]

*nukes the entire mountain from orbit*
*descends to the top of the mountain and soaks up the radiation*

 

[Wheelimus]

*sets up radiation suit kiosk at the bottom of the mountain*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

This is Mayhem so 'radiation suit' could mean two different things.

 

[Wheelimus]

They're whatever you want them to be baby.

 

[Caldwin]

Can I have one that's a Butterfinger?

 

[Wheelimus]

They're all 50% Butterfinger. These things are faulty as hell. I'm playing a long game that I'll retake the mountain when you're all dead.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Of course, we'll all respawn right away and kick you off again, but it'll be glorious for about ten minutes.

 

[Caldwin]

So...is anyone taking all the meat back to the bar or is it all just being wasted?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Next person down the hill has to haul it.

:::throws Caldwin down the hill:::

 

[Caldwin]

Aww!

*leaves Static to haul it*

Thanks buddy!

Hug off, despot!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[Sharkshadow]

 

[Caldwin]

That escalated quickly.