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[Wheelimus]

*battle for Mayhem Mountain ends for 24 hours for a group Crab Fry*

 

[Caldwin]

Hehe! Mayhem's got crabs.

 

[Wheelimus]

Hehe! Mayhem's got crabs.

It was bound to happen at some point.

 

[MEDdMI]

Sic the octopi? But Sharky's the one who called the crabs!

 

[Sharkshadow]

its the circle of life. also i never intended to pay the crabs.

 

[MEDdMI]

Now the crabs will be after you

 

[Sharkshadow]

meh it comes with being an apex predator.

 

[DefaultOption]

Like some kind of vast, predatory bird?

 

[Questionable Meats]

Like a fat penguin?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He's just big-boned.

 

[Wheelimus]

I think the correct term is genetically modified.

 

[Questionable Meats]

I think the correct term is genetically modified.

Like most McDonalds food

 

[Wheelimus]

Yet the Mayhem McDonalds is closer to meat than anyone in Mayhem has eaten in years. Closer to 100% than ever! Totally. *nervous eyes*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Questionable Meats should open a new chain.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Wait, so does that mean that the bar patrons are not made of meat?

 

[Caldwin]

I am a meat popsicle.

 

[Sharkshadow]

So your cold and have a stick shoved up your ass?

 

[MEDdMI]

Just don't put actual popsicles in orifices other than your mouth or you might end up with freezer burn there.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

I am a meat popsicle.

”Shoots Caldwin with a net gun and drags him away’

The Popsicle has been detained.

 

[Caldwin]

Just don't put actual popsicles in orifices other than your mouth or you might end up with freezer burn there.

Great torture advise. Thanks!

*walks away with a sinister grin*