Last Post!

Sharkshadow

Well-known member
Citizen
*chokes slams wheels off the mountain, has flames rise from all 4 ring posts* I AM NOW THE MAYOR OF KNOX COUNTY!
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
* enjoys himself immensely on the tour and stops at the gift shop on the way out*

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"We have a gift shop?"
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
None of my bosses at Target ever agreed with my suggestions, either. No, I can't burn the store down. No, I can't stuff people into the trash compactor. No, I cannot hand out water guns loaded with bleach and declare open season on Karens. What even was the point of the suggestion box, then?
 

Haywire

Collecter of Gobots and Godzilla
Citizen
Anyone remember the "Last Post" thread where we were doing a King of the Hill posting type thing? I've had the hill for four months since yesterday. Just sayin, I won't be knocking myself off the mountain. Soooooooooo.......

CONGRATS! You just won a one-way, no expenses paid, trip off the mountain!
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Nooooooo! My four-month (and 1-day) record has been brought to an end.

Well, at least now people know I had a four-month (and one-day) record.

In the meantime...

*punts Haywire off the mountain*
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
If I let someone else beat my record now, I deserve to have it taken from me.
 


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