Welcome to another episode of "cool story, bro." In this episode, this is how I rated the turtles at different points in my life.
Fred Wolf Cartoon
1. Michelangelo - has a defined personality separate from the others. He's the party guy.
2. Everyone else because I don't even know all there names.
First Movie
1. Raphael - Did one of my childhood heroes just say 'damn' three times in the first 15 minutes? This guy's moody and edgy. I like him.
2. Oh Michelangelo! You'll always be one of my top favorites.
3. Blue bandana guy - He's Raphael's verbal sparring partner. Plus he has katana blades. He's cool I guess.
4. Purple Bandana guy - He exists...I guess.
TMNT 2003
1. Raph - Who's my moody little Wolverine? You're my moody little Wolverine. Yes you are! Yes you are!
2. Leo - Every Wolverine needs a Cyclops. All that's missing is a cute redhead to fight over.
3. Mikey - Sorry, dude. You just got to popular. Way too mainstream for me.
4. Donatello - He exists...I guess.
Now
1. Raph - Still holding on to number 1, but you might want to watch out. There's been a disturbance in the force.
2. Donny - WOAH! Where the hell did you come from? Like seriously, I don't know what it is, but somehow he just recently shot up through the ranks.
3. Leo - Wolverine still needs his Cyclops.
4. Mikey - Hey, last place in this family is still pretty awesome, Mr. Last Ronin. Yeah, you're okay.