I'm so glad I didn't play a changeling. I couldn't have done it nearly as well.
oh sure you could've. however, we'd have been lost without our Night Cap, so I don't recommend creating time travel to go and change things.
Did we ever confirm or deny that Static got spit soup?
equestria is just kinda the wrong place for pissy attitudes. Besides, we're all awesome people and none of us would do that anyway.