P&R Funnies!

[NovaSaber]

To be fair, we really shouldn't call them "Arabic numerals" when they are used globally and actually originated in India.

 

[Ungnome]

Blame European Imperialism for that one. They first encountered said numbers in Arabic speaking regions and just assumed that's where they came from and spread the term to wherever the stuck their flags.

 

[KidTDragon]

I doubt calling them "Indian numerals" would change those survey results all that much.

 

[KidTDragon]

New Trump Fund-Raising E-mail Asks Supporters to Serve Prison Time for Him

“This offer is doing even better than the Trump N.F.T.s,” a campaign spokesman said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Ungnome]

Given that it was Trump we are talking about, I had to double check to make sure that was actually satire......

 

[wonko the sane?]

Hey, what a concept! Crowd sourcing prison time! Every body serves five minutes and the sentence is done!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He's spent his whole life passing the consequences of his actions off on others, he might think that's how it actually works.

 

[Pocket]

I've got a better idea. How about we lock Trump up for life and convince his followers to turn themselves in and ask for the same sentence. You know, in the interest of solidarity or something.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

 

[KidTDragon]

I know what you're going to say. These are the quiet parts they don't say aloud yet.

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[KidTDragon]

Melania Concerned That Trump Will Be Unavailable to Attend Divorce Proceedings

Stressing that she was speaking “totally hypothetically,” Mrs. Trump said that the former President’s blizzard of court appearances would present scheduling challenges “if someone wanted to divorce him.”

www.newyorker.com

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

https://imgur.com/a/izSdjIL

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[KidTDragon]

Cunk on Earth is one of the funniest things I've watched this millennium.

 

[DefaultOption]

That's because Diane Morgan absolutely elevates deadpan comedy to an art.

 

[DefaultOption]

Bawk bawk!

 

[Dekafox]

If course it won't... AFTER I EAT IT!

 

[NovaSaber]

 

[NovaSaber]