"Don't you understand? If I didn't get my wish, then I'm not immortal, and Freeza is going to... going to... "
"Oh don't mind me, by all means...Give me some ideas."
"Oh don't mind me, by all means...Give me some ideas."
Quotes
- Thread starter Caldwin
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"Okay, guys? If you're bothered by cheating, either loosen your moral code, or stop hanging the fate of the world on death matches!"
”You, Namekian, too strong!”
”He fused with Kami to become stronger.”
”The ***** a Kami?”
”Basically god.”
”But I’m still here!”
”Do you really believe your own hype that much?”
”I AM THE HYPE!”
”He fused with Kami to become stronger.”
”The ***** a Kami?”
”Basically god.”
”But I’m still here!”
”Do you really believe your own hype that much?”
”I AM THE HYPE!”
"Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters."
I opened my eyes. I opened them wide and I saw that for 12 years, I was a cog in a holier-than-thou wheel, and the wheel just keeps spinning and tossing off bodies as it goes. Some remain standing, some fall. Nobody cares. Nobody gives a damn as long as the wheel keeps turning.
"I'm impressed! Behind all that ridiculous hair and angst, there's a real fighter!"
"And behind all that insufferable smarm is a dead man!"
"Trunks....you couldn't fathom the number of dead men behind me."
"And behind all that insufferable smarm is a dead man!"
"Trunks....you couldn't fathom the number of dead men behind me."
"Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?"
"If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it."
"Is that gaslighting?"
"Shut up."
"If I were gaslighting you, you'd never know it."
"Is that gaslighting?"
"Shut up."
"It has already begun... a thousand years of darkness!"
"Why a thousand?"
"It is really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous."
"Why a thousand?"
"It is really 962 years, but a thousand sounds more ominous."
“I appear to be lying at the bottom of a deep, dark hole. What does that remind me of? Ah yes, Life!”
"You are dealing with a knife-wielding sociopath just looking for an excuse to hurt you even if he has to make one up."
I remember far more quotes from 8-Bit Theater than I really should considering it ended about 13 years ago.
"They didn't merely do nothing to save the world. They are the greatest threat to the safety and happiness of all life as we know it. A patch of mold is more deserving of the accolades they'll get because at least mold never burned down a city."
"What about fire mold?"
"If you're building your town in a fire mold infested swamp, you don't get to complain when the whole thing is destroyed by fire mold."
"They didn't merely do nothing to save the world. They are the greatest threat to the safety and happiness of all life as we know it. A patch of mold is more deserving of the accolades they'll get because at least mold never burned down a city."
"What about fire mold?"
"If you're building your town in a fire mold infested swamp, you don't get to complain when the whole thing is destroyed by fire mold."
"You know... one day, the last of you will ask me: 'Why did you work with Dracula himself, to murder all the people?' And you know what I'll say? It's because you're all so ******* rude."
"Why is it whenever i do math with you, PAM, I wind up covered in blood?"
Someone at Bethesda is a fan of Archer.
Someone at Bethesda is a fan of Archer.
At first I considered typing the quote in its entirety. But then it started to feel like a lot and I just thought, why type when I can post a screenshot?
Sooo, yeah, surfing the crimson wave... I don't think I've ever heard it called that anywhere else. Freefall has an interesting way of putting things.
Sooo, yeah, surfing the crimson wave... I don't think I've ever heard it called that anywhere else. Freefall has an interesting way of putting things.
"This is pointless. The war is over."
"Irrelevant. Under the terms of the Martial Law Act, Section 12.J, those refusing to comply with a curfew order are to be pacified. Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Civic malfeasance detected. Commencing pacification."
"Irrelevant. Under the terms of the Martial Law Act, Section 12.J, those refusing to comply with a curfew order are to be pacified. Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Repeat: will you comply?"
"Will you comply?"
"Civic malfeasance detected. Commencing pacification."
"I am no ordinary vampire, to be killed by your human magics. I am Vlad Dracula Ţepeş... And I have had ENOUGH!"
"Good men do not need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many."