Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The same reason I gave to people at Target during the unload.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My phone can't type the letter E anymore. It thinks E is a backspace.

 

[Caldwin]

My phone can't type the letter E anymore. It thinks E is a backspace.

You just used E 9 times!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm using my desktop. It's less cursed.

 

[Caldwin]

Less cursed or just cursed in different ways?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

It's kind of a sliding scale.

 

[Princess Viola]

Switch to a new keyboard ?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

That's crazy talk.

 

[unluckiness]

 

[Caldwin]

This is interesting. Overnight shift did absolutely everything. I have absolutely nothing to do. I think I'm going to need to do some post whoring to stay awake once I run out of coffee.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

So just don't run out of coffee.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Just try to pace yourself. Don't vibrate yourself into a perpendicular view of space-time like Fnu does.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I've only done that a couple times.

 

[MEDdMI]

That you remember.

 

[Caldwin]

I did not succeed in staying awake. *shrug* C'est la vi.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

That sounds like a good day at work.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I sincerely cannot picture a job with more than a couple of minutes of downtime. Any time I caught up with my work at Target, there were always seven other people screwing off, and I should totally go help them and be a team player, not just go hit the men's room for 20 minutes just to be left the hell alone.

 

[unluckiness]

What is downtime?

 

[MEDdMI]

Sometimes I get that, though it's happening less and less often. Imagine being just... not having anyone bothering you for a few glorious minutes.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My neighbor is on a mission.

And that mission is to find out how many times you can powerwash a tiny suburban property before the machine dies. It has been several hours.

Godspeed.