Don't bother me while I process the trauma of waking up. Bring me coffee, coffee helps me cope.
*thinks about it for a sec...*Your butt can produce all three states of matter.
BRB, gotta go hit the cheap Chinese buffet.Call me when you can produce plasma out of your butt.
Dude, that's gonna be A LOT more than just plasma out of your butt. Your toilet is doomed!BRB, gotta go hit the cheap Chinese buffet.
I'm not one to turn down a fight for coffee.You'll have to fight Fnu for it. Careful, he's from Florida.
I'll fight you in pony form if I must.
I'm not one to turn down a fight for coffee.
I'll fight you in pony form if I must.