Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[CoffeeHorse]

Many log attempts have caused my online to besuspended(sic). Luckily all I have to do to reactivate my online is click a sketchy link.

Weird because I'm not clicking the link but my online seems to be working just fine.

 

[MEDdMI]

I got something like 4 text messages in two days that there were issues w/ my bank account.. the URLs given weren't even close to the actual bank URL. They're not even trying.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I get messages about my Netflix account being compromised. I don't have a Netflix account.

 

[unluckiness]

I get messages about my Netflix account being compromised.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Right now I'm getting a robocall from... my old high school? How the hug did they find my current cell phone number?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

My old high school got knocked down so they could build a new one behind it.

Of course, the old building was also a crumbling mess that was never built right in the first place. The third floor couldn't be used because the ceilings were only five feet high, but somehow nobody noticed until they'd already done most of the finishing work building it. Had chalkboards and everything.

 

[Princess Viola]

Hey munchkins need to learn too.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

That would require the school being competent enough to know who to put in which classrooms.

 

[unluckiness]

 

[Caldwin]

That feeling when you're hungry but it's only a couple hours until you go home. You can wait that long. You don't need to spend good money on over-priced vending machines...right? RIGHT???

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Money is temporary, three bucks for a Snickers is now.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

That feeling when you're hungry because you've gone full skeleton mode.

 

[Sharkshadow]

 

[Sharkshadow]

 

[unluckiness]

 

[Princess Viola]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankPods/comments/l0re9u

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I trigger a security alert every time I log into my own Google account from the only computer I ever do that with.

Google fears me.

 

[MEDdMI]

Or you have your browser set to delete cookies when you close it.

 

[Caldwin]

eBay, one of the few places where winning isn't necessarily a good thing.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Did you pull a Fnu?