This isn't the main Star Trek thread.
I'm already up to the Lore episode of Next Gen and I can't process how I've actually seen six of the first episodes! Like, I must have tried watching the series when it first came out then stopped.
Anyhow, saw this before and re sharing
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This is ooo-baby's Star Trek fetish thread. Here's the Star Trek thread.I'm already up to the Lore episode of Next Gen and I can't process how I've actually seen six of the first episodes! Like, I must have tried watching the series when it first came out then stopped.
Oh. This thread says Next Generation so I was going to post my watching it here.This is ooo-baby's Star Trek fetish thread. Here's the Star Trek thread.
Ok, I finished season 1 of Next Generation. So I'll get my questions and points of befuddlement out of the way before going to season 2.
I'm still flabbergasted to realize that I know most of the first ten episodes. I remember scenes and parts but not the whole story. So weird! I must have lost interest or something changed in my schedule to stop me from seeing it to the end.
1 - Encounter at Farpoint - I definitely remember seeing the Enterprise splitting into two parts. Didn't realize it was in the very first ep. Am weirded out that a scifi show started with a mystical entity when it should be all science-y. Q was actually in the first ep! So weird!
Michael Bell is a name I know from GI Joe and when he was screaming, I was thinking he sounded like Tomax and Xamot, haha.
I really hate Data saying that he wanted to be human. Ugh. It's cliche now but maybe it wasn't during that time?
From their first meeting, I was thinking that Wesley Crusher was secretly Picard's son, haha.
That caged glowing city alien is... probably a reference to the glowing alien that infested a ship in Lower Decks? Same type?
Also, that was Chief Miles O'Brien on deck at the start! Wow!
4 - The Last Outpost - I have a vague memory of some aliens with whips. Didn't realize they were Ferengi!!!! These Ferengi are weird! Hunched over, violent... So different from DS9!!! But they mentioned their women being unclothed! Holy cow, that is so weird! DS9 must have built up on that cultural thing from a possibly throw away line!
Haha
12 Datalore - Data was built by offworlders and is almost unique? Why aren't earth scientists keeping him around and trying to duplicate him? Weird that there are no other androids around. Also, Lore was teleported to deep space? Oh, also I didn't know the Shut Up, Wesley lines were actually real. I thought it was made up by fans to mock Wesley but it's real?! Haha
16 When the Bought Breaks - I hope we get a follow up and see that the childless planet gets kids again.
18 Coming of Age - is the death of Wesley's dad a mystery or something? What's the big deal? I'm still assuming there's a revelation that Picard is the dad.
19 Heart of Glory - I kiiinda get that Klingons are popular cuz of their fierceness and whatever and I'm assuming THIS is the episode that sparked all the interest in their race. Am I right?
22 Skin of Evil - I saw the ending of this! I knew Yar would die but I thought she got swallowed up by the blob. She was just shot by a blast? So the blob attack I saw before must have been Riker.
24 Conspiracy - holy cow, the way they exploded that guy's head! Then his chest opening up! That was gory! It was action but, wow, that felt like an action movie thing. Weird! Also, I feel sorry for that guy. He was the one who was interrogating the crew in the Coming of Age ep (I'm sure) and he ended his investigation by saying he'd love to be transferred to the Enterprise cuz the crew was great. But now, he got infected by the main parasite and died in a horrifying way. Poor guy.
25 - The Neutral Zone - I didn't know the Neutral Zone was set just cuz of Romulans. This is a weird ep cuz of the three cryogenically revived people coming back. That plotline had barely any relevance to the Romulan threat, except for that rich guy bursting in on the bridge. Wasted season finale.
Also, I forgot to mention that, yow, Data has sex with Yar in the second ep. What in heavens?!? The sex reference I know that's coming up is Beverly Crusher ... having sex with a ghost? And I thiiiiink Data has sex with the Borg Queen?
Haven't seen Trek movie 3 yet so don't know how Klingons got popular there. But from DS9's flashback tribbles ep, Klingons were shown to look human there when they got TOS footage.
Beverly Crusher is gone? Never heard of Dr. Pulaski before. I'm assuming Beverly will be back. Riker has a beard too, haha.
3 - I'm disappointed that it was Picard to had the final say versus Moriarty. Would have been better if it was just Data vs Moriarty. Anyhow, I'm assuming and hoping Moriarty comes back?
I've seen Miles O'Brien around in background now and I saw his name Colm Meany in the credits of ep7 so I guess he'll be named and recognized soon. Fun to see him as a reverse DS9 Easter egg, hehe
Honestly, all my Borg exposure is through second hand or parody homage stuff. Even Lower Decks only had a fake Holo deck test exercise against them (when Boimler wanted to 100% a training exercise fighting them. Magnificent of him, btw). I guess I'll see why they're popular soon enough.
Btw, I know of Seven of Nine but I'm not sure what she is. She's... Borg? I won't get into Voyager for a long while, haha
Edit - oh, I forgot to mention Whoopie Goldberg as a bartender type! Whoa!
Ah, I guess I should watch the third Star Trek film (Search for Spock?) to see Klingons in their first appearance iconic (?) look.
Hmm, I know Jump the Shark but have never heard of Grow a Beard, haha. Sisko did that in DS9 but lost his hair, hehe.
9 Measure of a Man is logical trial. Great, of course, but, man, I'm sort of on the side of the scientist. He wanted Data to study his positronic brain so Data can be mass produced. Scans should have been enough, c'mon. Data is amazing and the universe would benefit from more of him. This should have been a thing.
10 Dauphin I nearly stopped my binge when I saw the horrible shapeshifted monster nanny. Bleah! Also Wesley in love. Bleeeah. The cute thing was Riker giving romantic drivel advice and Whoopie Goldberg wanting to hear more of it directed at her, hahaha
16 Q Who - so THIS is the Sonya Perez (?) lady who spilled hot chocolate on Picard! From Lower Decks! Dang it, after all of this Trek catch up, I'll have to rewatch Lower Decks, haha. Nothing happened to her for the rest of the ep but I assume she'll be back?
The practical effects of the Borg Cube floating like that reminds me of... Hellraiser? Something about a geometric shape floating menacingly like that. Creepy as hex.
I'm surprised that the Borg was introduced to the show by Q. And Whoopie Goldberg is a long lived alien? With Q 'i sense trouble in the Force' sensitivity? Q called her an Imp. What the hex is Whoopie?!?!
This Borg intro ep feels incomplete, honestly. Usually, Next Gen eps has a satisfactory feeling of completeness. This ep needed a good arc or whatever.
Anyhow, am glad to finally get a proper introduction to the Borg.
I have to assume the trope got old really fast and died in 1999 with Bicentennial Man, the movie where you watch someone age 200 years and feel like you did yourself at the end. (Shout out to Spielberg's AI in 2001 using a related idea but bringing a whole different substance to it.)I guess it's cliche now but I hate the 'robots wanting to have human feelings' trope. I guess I'll experience all of that throughout Next Gen.
In First Contact, yeah, and he tells her how many years / days / minutes / seconds it's been since he had sex with Tasha Yar at the time.Also, I forgot to mention that, yow, Data has sex with Yar in the second ep. What in heavens?!? The sex reference I know that's coming up is Beverly Crusher ... having sex with a ghost? And I thiiiiink Data has sex with the Borg Queen?
She is, technically ex-Borg. Still has a few implants that can't be safely removed.Honestly, all my Borg exposure is through second hand or parody homage stuff. Even Lower Decks only had a fake Holo deck test exercise against them (when Boimler wanted to 100% a training exercise fighting them. Magnificent of him, btw). I guess I'll see why they're popular soon enough.
Btw, I know of Seven of Nine but I'm not sure what she is. She's... Borg? I won't get into Voyager for a long while, haha
And specifically, has figured out what it's trying to do and be and shaken off its early installment weirdnesses, so that when you watch an episode after that point, it's the show you remember it as. It's kinda funny, because in the grand scheme of Trek, it's really only TNG, DS9, and arguably Disco that do this, and two of them do it with literal beards. (People even joked about Disco growing its braids.) TOS and LD know what they're doing from the first episode, Voyager sadly does too, Picard and Enterprise only settle on a thing in the last season....And yeah, Jonathan Frakes was worried, as he was getting older and over the summer break he put on a few pounds. Hew was worried about that so he grew the beard. Gene saw it, and instantly loved it! He called it a salior's beard, and it became part of Riker going forward. It gets mentioned a few times int he show as well as becoming a meme for not only this show, but other shows. It is the opposite of Jumping the shark, which is when a show has run out of ideas and goes down the tube, and growing a beard is when the show gets better.
I just like that Fero made the connection before anyone else mentioned DS9Well, Sisko has hair and a beard for an episode and then he starts shaving his head. However, the point I was going to say here, is that he did that right when the show picks up with the dominion, the founders, the Defiant, and Worf.
"Ship in a bottle" episode.Loved the dire threats on 7 Unnatural Selection and 11 Contagion. There's a term for these type of eps, right?
Like all the mysteries introduced here, the mystery is way more interesting than the answer. But no one is going to recommend you watch Picard S2, so maybe you'll just get to keep it. The scene you've already seen is maybe the biggest mystery TNG left hanging, decades of speculation came out of that. Would that we were still speculating.I'm surprised that the Borg was introduced to the show by Q. And Whoopie Goldberg is a long lived alien? With Q 'i sense trouble in the Force' sensitivity? Q called her an Imp. What the hex is Whoopie?!?!