tec's bar reopened for a 4 time

[Caldwin]

I was really enjoying Hazy. I never knew what she was going to do next. She and Scarlet were bouncing off each other so well. I was also interested in seeing how things went with Moony. It looked like she had a heckuva arc in front of her.

*puts "kick me" sign on Night Caps back*

*takes sign away*

No! No. That is not how your parents raised you.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Scarlet Snr: True. Fight fair, or not at all.

’ahem’

I mean, most If the time. Dirty tricks a fine.

Scarlet Jr: Kick me signs are a very ‘Biff’ thing to do. Crackles isn’t normally that bad… right?

I agree that the Hazy/Scarlet dynamic was going to be a blast.

 

[Caldwin]

Yeah, kick me signs are so pre-school, Hazy. What were you hoping to accomplish putting this on Nigh Cap?

You really think Night Cap was my target? That is adorable!

*tries to shake sign off his hoof to no avail*

*uses other hoof to try to get rid of sign but gets both hooves stuck on the sign*

This is just paper. You think I can't rip it apart?

*paper refuses to rip*

What the!?

*trips and falls on face, getting face stuck on paper*


*walks over, takes Static's drink and downs it*

Hey, that's my drink, not his!

One little mistake!

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

‘Scarlet Jr quickly backs away from Static’

Jr: I am NOT getting glued trying to help you.

’Scarlet Snr sighs’

Scarlet Snr: I’ll go get something to help. I think.

’Goes in search of more alchohol’

GSO: I could get the glue remover. Or…I could just kill you and send on a Tartarus round trip.

Also, that’s some inventive revenge Hazy.

 

[Caldwin]

Yeah, just a shame it was the wrong Static. It must be weird having a double just walking around like that.

*walks up from basement*
Hey! What's going on up...

*slams door and locks it*
Buck no!

 

[Destron D-69]

"This is the weirdest place you've ever taken me Destron."

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

GSO: You have no idea what you’re in for.

 

[Caldwin]

I don't think I've seen that color font from Destron before. Have we met?

 

[Destron D-69]

"No, though I doubt strongly that you have not seen me in passing. Please provide two of whatever my fellow Destron is having, my extensive journey having only recently concluded was preventing me from patronizing this fine establishment and I would very much so enjoy...catching up with him -if you understand me." -she makes a motion with her hand indicating she means bring her the booze so that she can get her drank on.

 

[Caldwin]

Eh? Why does everyone seem to think I'm the bar tender?

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

HSO: But you are. I mean, who else is gonna serve the drinks. We haven’t had a dedicated bartender since the last time the bar imploded…. Or was it the time before that.

Kage: Hey Princess Destron. Welcome to the bar. How’s the Kingdom going?

 

[Caldwin]

*drags several kegs from storage*

Here, help yourselves. If you need something in a bottle, the bottle opener is behind the bar. If tec comes back and asks what's going on, tell him it was Foffy's fault.

 

[GodSentinelOmega]

Hehe. The drink is ours. Don’t worry Cal, you’ll be fine.

 

[Destron D-69]

"She would tell you that it is doing well Sir Knight, were she not already holding aloft the first offered keg." the voice of Chernobog fills the room.