Wanna see how Day 2 went?
Ironbite-IT WENT SO WELL FOR HABBA!
Ironbite-IT WENT SO WELL FOR HABBA!
Top tier lawyering.Judge Kaplan: What are you doing, offering into evidence?
Habba: I'm offering it as impeachment
Judge Kaplan: Those are 2 different things
Habba: She said two different things about Montana
Judge Kaplan: She said it's great and before she said, it's not boring - that's your difference?
Habba: I can ask another question.
Judge Kaplan: That would be a good idea.
Do you know how angry the courts get when people do that? Like genuinely angry if that's true? And, if this is true, Happa couldn't go back to defending parking lots she'd be in so much trouble. Nah, she's just this incompetent and thinks that she's gonna get a sweet DoJ gig once all is said and done. However, because she's lost Trump so much money, she ain't getting crap.I genuinely wonder if Habba is playacting this whole 'worst lawyer in the world' bit to give him a shot at an appeal citing ineffective counsel.
We all know he's hoping to just push jive down the road, expecting that he's going to win re election. That's been his plan from the get-go. So tank this by having Habba play the idiot, then go file the appeal and an injunction against any collections until it's settled, then deal with it after the election when he thinks he'll be the president and can somehow make it all go away.
As far as schemes go, this seems to be about on par with anything else he's tried to pull.
Whenever someone says "you shouldn't insult Trump supporters or else you'll just turn them against you", I have to ask: how much more could they possibly be turned against me? These people hated me before I ever said one word to them. They hate the very IDEA of me: people like me have been built up into a bogeyman for them.
I've got my congratulations card ready for Americans if Trump wins in November.
Trump says "Thank you President Trump" to himself in his own tweets, and we're so accustomed to his narcissism that we don't even blink an eye at this.