Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

[The Mighty Mollusk]

‘I didn’t win the election’: Trump admits defeat in session with historians

The ex-president also said that Iran, China and South Korea were happy Biden won, adding that ‘the election was rigged and lost’

www.theguardian.com

He admits he lost....because the election was rigged. Right.

 

[Ungnome]

Iran, China and South Korea..... One of these things is not like the others....

 

[Wheelimus]

Iran, China and South Korea..... One of these things is not like the others....

One of them doesn't belong!

 

[Ironbite4]

Trump may have been punked out by Piers "I really want to hug Megan Markel but I can't because I'm an unabashed racist" Morgan. This may have been something he doesn't come back from.

Trump Denies Claim He Stormed Off Piers Morgan Interview With Audio Recording

The ex-president called the teaser for the interview "unlawfully and deceptively" edited. The TV host said his promo was “as rigged as the 2020 Election.”

www.huffpost.com

I mean when you walk off from a Piers Morgan and then try and defend yourself from how you looked in the teaser?

Ironbite-can't wait to not see this but the hightlights are gonna be interesting.

 

[KidTDragon]

This may have been something he doesn't come back from.

Heard that before.

 

[Shadhausen]

I get the feeling if we shot him into a black hole he'd find a way to come back.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Of course trump can escape a black hole: his arguments, his rational, his very conciousness is entirely without substance.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The only thing I don't believe he'll bounce back from at this point is death. And even then I won't believe it until we see the body.

 

[Cradok]

All of you could equally be speaking about either Trump or Morgan...

 

[Ungnome]

Considering a subset of his followers believe JFK is returning from the dead to help MAGA, death won't stop him....

 

[TrnsfrmGod]

The only thing I don't believe he'll bounce back from at this point is death. And even then I won't believe it until we see the body.

Considering a subset of his followers believe JFK is returning from the dead to help MAGA, death won't stop him....

"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back"
"Y'know, Death was very unfair to me. Told me my time was up, but that I could return if I beat him in a game of chess. I'm the best at chess, everyone knows that; none better than me. So Death makes his opening move, but rolls 3 doubles so he goes directly to jail, 'cause you know that's how the game is played, and I immediately send my Eric's across the board and say 'King me'. He tells me, death says, 'that's now how the game is played' but I tell him 'I invented the game, I should know', and he knows it's the truth. I make him a deal, no better deal maker than me, that if he lets me come back to life I'll send im CROOKed Hillary to torment for all time, and I won't tell anyone I beat death, and he ACCEPTS.

Death accepts my deal, because he knows a good deal when he sees one, and a good deal-maker."

 

[Wheelimus]

"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back"
"Y'know, Death was very unfair to me. Told me my time was up, but that I could return if I beat him in a game of chess. I'm the best at chess, everyone knows that; none better than me. So Death makes his opening move, but rolls 3 doubles so he goes directly to jail, 'cause you know that's how the game is played, and I immediately send my Eric's across the board and say 'King me'. He tells me, death says, 'that's now how the game is played' but I tell him 'I invented the game, I should know', and he knows it's the truth. I make him a deal, no better deal maker than me, that if he lets me come back to life I'll send im CROOKed Hillary to torment for all time, and I won't tell anyone I beat death, and he ACCEPTS.

Death accepts my deal, because he knows a good deal when he sees one, and a good deal-maker."

I nominate you to write our official obituary of Trump when the time comes. Gonna get it published in the New York Times! Heh

 

[Pocket]

I'm kinda surprised Qanon haven't been subjected to grifters who look convincingly like JFK claiming to be him and... I dunno, I'm not creative enough to cook up an evil scheme, but there's gotta be some way they could take advantage of the situation, right?

But if they end up believing the same thing about Trump when he dies, I can definitely predict that the grifters will be out in full force.

 

[KidTDragon]

I nominate you to write our official obituary of Trump when the time comes. Gonna get it published in the New York Times! Heh

My obituary for Trump was just going to be a huge fart.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I was thinking "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead", but like, the worst possible cover I could find.

 

[Wheelimus]

I'd go with the "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" song synced with footage from his funeral.

 

[Pocket]

Ugh, don't make me think about the dignified state funeral he's probably legally entitled to get. Guy like him oughtta be dumped into a pit for people to piss into. Being already dead when that happens is optional.

 

[Spin-Out]

I feel like they're gonna need to put a lot of security around his grave. There's no way that there won't be a shitload of people eager to deface it for all he's done.

I am one of those people. *grabs spray paint*

 

[Cybersnark]

I'm still hoping for an autopsy. For science.

 

[Pocket]

Eh, it's not worth the risk of his DNA samples winding up in the wrong hands.