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Ungnome

Grand Empress of the Empire of One Square Foot.
Citizen
Also won't stop theft. They'll just break the glass. Walmart s are so understaffed, it would probably be an hour before anyone even notices.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
More likely someone would break the locks. Much less noise, no debris, no sharp glass to cut themselves on. And unless the store puts a camera down each and every aisle, it'll take far longer to discover.
 


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