Windowless packaging strikes again.
(And I did look down inside the box, there was no sign of his chestpiece.)
so it's just as likely rattling around in the shipper box or something.
Pretty much. Work in retail for a while and you'll realize that a lot of people will do pointless dickery just for the sake of being pointlessly dickish. I've seen carts full of meats abandoned across the store, ice cream deliberately left upside-down on a shelf so it'll melt and leak, items thrown over four or five aisles for no reason, and plenty more. And God forbid you try to tell people to cut the crap or they'll go full Karen on you.What purpose does stealing that serve though? Just general ass-hattery?