Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

[unluckiness]

There is a pope in the Cars world. This implies that there is at least a concept of car Jesus. How did they crucify him? Did they nail his front wheels to a cross, nail his doors to a cross or do they use a differently shaped wooden construct? Did they just put wheel locks on both front tires?

if there is a car Jesus that means there must be a car Satan. If there is a car Satan, there is a car Hell.

 

[Superomegaprime]

There is a pope in the Cars world. This implies that there is at least a concept of car Jesus. How did they crucify him? Did they nail his front wheels to a cross, nail his doors to a cross or do they use a differently shaped wooden construct? Did they just put wheel locks on both front tires?

if there is a car Jesus that means there must be a car Satan. If there is a car Satan, there is a car Hell.

I think your overthinking it, but then again, a little while back, I saw a video about Frozen and all things considered, its a badly run country, if it can be called a country, I mean at the end of the second film, the "queen" goes off to be a ice spirt of sorts while leaving her younger sister in charge, whose decison making, isn't exactly the best, considering she wanted to marry a man that she just met in the first film!

 

[Dekafox]

Isn't car hell just LA Rush Hour?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Let me consult the Cartholic Church and I'll get back to you.

 

[Noip]

The car-dinals might have some valuable input on the matter.

 

[DefaultOption]

If I put salsa in a quesadilla, does that make it a Mexican calzone?

 

[unluckiness]

Isn’t that just a soft taco?

 

[unluckiness]

Upped my weights regimen recently and god am I sore.

 

[Caldwin]

That moment when you've been killing every animal on Tomb Raider for loot even though you've already upgraded all of your gear to 100% and you stop to ask yourself...am I a bad person?

 

[Princess Viola]

Well they're not real animals.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I can't be mean in videogames. I just can't.

 

[Dekafox]

Moopsy! :3

 

[Spin-Out]

I can't be mean in videogames. I just can't.

my power fantasies are protecting people and killing fascists. it's why i always play heroic characters who beat up thalmor in skyrim

 

[unluckiness]

Who GAF about pixels in a single-player game?

 

[Tuxedo Prime]

Who GAF about pixels in a single-player game?

Um. There are a couple of threads on this very board devoted to that question....

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Paragon for life.

Except when it's time to headbutt Worf.

Or shoot Udina.

Or gut Kai Leng like a tryhard fish.

But other than that, Paragon for.....most of life.

 

[unluckiness]

You can’t beat worf in a headbutt battle. Have you seen the dude’s forehead? It’s practically Cretaceous

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He also gets thrown across the room a lot so the bad guy of the week can show off.

 

[unluckiness]

I mean, he gets paid to do that and that’s the only reason he’s on the team. Like Superman, Ultra Magnus, Vegeta or Randy Orton.

 

[Princess Viola]

I walked nearly 6 miles today.