Reasons why Grandus should be the next titan

[Rattrap]

As I'm sure you've all heard, Hasui expressed interest in creating a new Grandus figure. Now you might be saying to yourself, "Who would want Grandus? He's just a big dumb brick". Well, that's exactly why we need him. Transformers nowadays have gotten needlessly complex, resulting in poor playability. We need a return to the good old days—when big dumb bricks were better than big dumb tricks. Grandus is the perfect way to return this toyline to its primitive roots and former glory. Also, he's chonky. Thank you for reading this, if you disagree I am more than willing to fisticuff with anyone on this site.

 

[Princess Viola]

yo @CoffeeHorse come get your kid

 

[Rattrap]

yo @CoffeeHorse come get your ki

Hey who are you punk! You cant hide behind a pseudonym!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Hello.

 

[Sabrblade]

That pic is the wrong Grandus. Hasui meant this one:

 

[LordGigaIce]

That pic is the wrong Grandus. Hasui meant this one:

Hate it if you want, but this is what peak performance looks like.

 

[Rattrap]

That pic is the wrong Grandus. Hasui meant this one:

I actually prefer this one but I sent the animated one to appeal to the youngins on here. But I think there's mostly elderly people on here anyways.

 

[Sabrblade]

I actually prefer this one but I sent the animated one to appeal to the youngins on here. But I think there's mostly elderly people on here anyways.

It's the "elderly people" who want Grandus, dagnabbit!

And get offa ma lawn, ya daggum whippersnapper! *angry swings walking cane around in the air*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Most Animated fans are old enough to drink now.

 

[Princess Viola]

Hey who are you punk! You cant hide behind a pseudonym!

(the hilarious part of this is that my name is literally viola, i'm one of the people here who isn't fully using a made up username with no connection to my RL name)

Most Animated fans are old enough to drink now.

2007 was not that long ago damb it

 

[Sabrblade]

2007 was not that long ago damb it

What CoffeeHorse said checks out. The youngest Animated fans who were 4 years old in 2007 are now 21 years old in 2024.

 

[Steevy Maximus]

Hate it if you want, but this is what peak performance looks like.

His armament makes Fortress Maximus blush

 

[Sabrblade]

His armament makes Fortress Maximus blush

O rly?

And that's not including the giant sword, even.

 

[Steevy Maximus]

O rly?

And that's not including the giant sword, even.

I count at least DOUBLE the number of cannons on Grandus, not counting the missile pods, so...

 

[Sabrblade]

I count at least DOUBLE the number of cannons on Grandus, not counting the missile pods, so...

Yeah, well... Fort Max's are bigger.

 

[Princess Viola]

What CoffeeHorse said checks out. The youngest Animated fans who were 4 years old in 2007 are now 21 years old in 2024.

i refuse to acknowledge anyone born after 2000 as being older than like 10 because then i would have to confront me being in my late 20s

(which probably puts me in that weird position where i am no longer a fandom youth but i am not old enough to be a fandom old)

 

[Sabrblade]

i refuse to acknowledge anyone born after 2000 as being older than like 10 because then i would have to confront me being in my late 20s

(which probably puts me in that weird position where i am no longer a fandom youth but i am not old enough to be a fandom old)

Well, as the old saying goes, "You're as old as your tongue... but a little older than your teeth."

Or rather, "You're only as old as you feel inside..."

 

[CoffeeHorse]

If corporations get to think the 80s are still 20 years ago then so do we.

 

[Princess Viola]

Years stopped counting after the 2000s

50 years ago is always the 1950s to me

 

[CoffeeHorse]

...

The simulation itself wasn't Y2K compliant, and our overlords either didn't notice, didn't figure out how to fix it, or didn't care. Time's been screwed up for us ever since.