The tomb of no one who mattered

[No one]

Yes but I bought him because of depression, so it's still on topic.

 

[Caldwin]

Oh!

*returns to the thread*

Been there.

 

[No one]

He is really nice though.

 

[Haze Arquebus]

Oh he CHONKY.

 

[Spin-Out]

it's sneaslin' time...

 

[No one]

After 10,000 years I am free to exact my revenge on all you miserable little peasants.

Or just to shit post about things I buy, one of those two things. We'll see what happens.

 

[No one]

Honestly I just wanted an excuse to crack open the old images, since I've finally bothered to update and turn my computer back on after... *Checks dates* two years.

Yeah, with what I've experienced in the last two years, that tracks.

 

[Caldwin]

Oh! This should be interesting.

*gets popcorn and sits back to see all the pretty (disturbing) images.

 

[No one]

Oh I'm sorry, I'm actually just taking about the Loremaster images I use for "Mayor Vi"

 

[Caldwin]

Even still.

 

[No one]

Understandable, I am fairly awesome.

 

[Destron D-69]

It's true I was there when it started

 

[Spin-Out]

weclome back!

 

[No one]

Thank you all for the kindness, have a treat as a reward for your continued subservience.

 

[Spin-Out]

CAKE

 

[Caldwin]

The cake is a lie!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Your FACE is a lie!

 

[Caldwin]

Very well. Let us proceed to your final judgement. The victor shall write the tale and the vanquished become its villain. But come! Let us cast aside titles and pretense and reveal our true faces to one another!

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

In response to your display of great ancient magics, allow me to show a modern spell.

I cast Bullet.

 

[Caldwin]

It's super effective! Ascian faints.