BALLS

Shattered Trousers

That thing Ratchet needed.
Citizen
"Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The balls taste like balls! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

~L~
I feel kind of bad about this one. I'm sorry to everyone who thinks I ought to be, but not sorry enough to not post it.
 

Shattered Trousers

That thing Ratchet needed.
Citizen
"Hey there, girly. How you doin'?"
"Sweating like balls, actually, and yourself?"
"Now there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?"

~L~
 


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