Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

There is no booze strong enough to make that memory go away.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

That sounds like a challenge.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm very tired.

Note the time stamps.

You won a FREE Trump Christmas Ornament! You have 30 MINUTES to claim before we give it to the next Patriot in line. Claim NOW:
1:38AM

You didn't reply to our text. Is it a mistake? Pres Trump chose a select group for a 4.5X-IMPACT Extension. 10MIN LEFT! Donate:
1:38AM

BREAKING: President Trump announced his BRAND NEW social media platform to combat Big Tech!

We NEED to know - Will you join? ->
1:38AM

RESPONSE INCOMPLETE

The GOP requested your response:

"Will you join Pres. Trump's new social media platform?"

Respond NOW:
1:38AM

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

Pres. Trump: I extended your 450%-IMPACT offer for 1 hour. FINAL CHANCE. Donate NOW:
9:02AM

DID YOU SEE?

Election night 2021 was a TOTAL REJECTION of the Left's socialist agenda! We MUST keep the momentum going! 550% IMPACT >>
10:03AM

Your donation is PENDING

Pres Trump is EXTENDING your 450%-IMPACT for:

1 HOUR.

Finish your donation >>
11:32AM

TRUMP 550% IMPACT UNLOCKED

This is just for YOU. Show support for Trump as he launches his NEW social platform & help CRUSH our goal:
12:03PM

Vax Mandate Challenge Fund - ACTIVATED

45 MIN left to help fund our lawsuit efforts & STOP BIDEN'S TYRANNY!

STEP UP:
4:01PM

(1) Trump Shirt unclaimed

Pres Trump offered you our new LET'S GO BRANDON shirt. You have 10 MINS to confirm your address to claim >>
5:17PM

(1)TRUMP NEWS ALERT:

Pres. Trump just announced his NEW social media platform! We need to know if he has your support. RESPOND NOW ->
6:03PM

Don Jr: LAST CHANCE! Your 450%-IMPACT offer will EXPIRE in 10 minutes. My father asked me to send this special link to you. Donate:
8:31PM

(1) BREAKING

Joe Biden OFFICIALLY released his UNCONSTITUTIONAL VAX MANDATE. 550% Impact to stand up to tyranny! ACT:
8:42PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Feel free to laugh at my late night minute from Hell.

ELECTION YEAR TRUMP MVP CLUB

The FIRST donor will receive a 500%-IMPACT! HURRY. Donate:
1:10AM

Your Trump Card is UNCLAIMED.

We are 1 year out from the 2022 Election & America needs you now more than ever. 1 5 MINUTES! Act NOW:
1:10AM

500%-IMPACT ALERT!

President Trump needs YOU to be the FIRST Election Year Trump MVP Club Donor. Donate NOW:
1:10AM

Are you there?

Pres. Trump is launching his NEW SOCIAL MEDIA! We EXTENDED your 550% Impact offer, but we never heard back. ACT:
1:10AM

TRUMP LIFE MEMBERSHIP

Thousands of patriots have already become Trump Life Members. Will you be the next to join? ACT:
1:10AM

Rick Scott: I joined Chairman McDaniel on "Real America" to discuss how we will win back the Senate in 2022. Listen HERE:
9:01AM

(1) RESPONSE MISSING

Is your phone turned off? Pres. Trump just announced his NEW social media platform & you never replied. ACT:
10:02AM

D
A
N
G
E
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We're SUING Tyrant Biden to STOP his VAX mandates! 12 HRS LEFT to help fund our lawsuit efforts. Step up for FREEDOM:
12:07PM

We're sorry to bother you…

But it's CRITICAL.

This is your FINAL TRUMP CARD OFFER. Don't FAIL us.

1 HOUR LEFT. Claim RIGHT NOW:
2:45PM

Ronna McDaniel: Join me for an RN Small Business Roundtable in Doral, Florida on November 10th! RSVP to reserve your spot HERE:
3:07PM

CHOSEN! We selected KEY Patriots to join the EXCLUSIVE Trump Advisory Board & WE CHOSE YOU! 8 hours left to sign up >>
4:09PM

(1) Trump Shirt unclaimed

Pres Trump offered you our new LET'S GO BRANDON shirt. You have 10 MINS to confirm your address & claim >>
5:47PM

PLEASE:

We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Life Member in the next 45 MIN if you STAND with Trump! ACT:
6:04PM

Your donation is PENDING.

Pres Trump is EXTENDING your 450%-IMPACT for:

1 HOUR.

Finish your donation >>
8:16PM

HELP US UNDERSTAND.

We ACTIVATED a TRUMP SOCIAL 550% IMPACT just for YOU, but you STILL haven't claimed. 1 HR! Act NOW:
8:38PM

 

[abates]

They're not going to win many friends sending texts at that hour.
That sort of thing is why I have my phone set to turn on DND at night automatically.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They made me a promise so I have to document it in case they break it.

Look at this.

We created this special link just for you. You can make a 550% Impact for the next 6HRS. Link is ACTIVE:
2:32AM

President Trump wants you to win the never-before-seen MAGA Hat that he HAND-SIGNED for you! 1 HOUR LEFT to enter! Contribute NOW >>
2:32AM

WE'RE GIVING UP

We messaged you 10x but you IGNORED us.

Your Trump Card offer EXPIRES in 1HR.

This is your LAST CHANCE. Claim:
9:01AM

UNCLAIMED: 550% IMPACT

Show your support for Pres Trump as he launches his BRAND NEW social media platform & make a 550% IMPACT NOW >>
10:02AM

T Y R A N T
B I D E N

The GOP will SUE Biden to PROTECT AMERICAN FREEDOM! We can't do it alone. Stand with us NOW:
2:05PM

Donald Trump Jr: LET'S GO BRANDON

Have you claimed your ICONIC Let's Go Brandon shirt from my father? We only have 150 left. Shop:
2:10PM

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Only 1 HR LEFT to add your name to the OFFICIAL Trump Executive Donor Wall. Don't wait! Add your name NOW:
4:01PM

If every Patriot donates $45 right now, Pres. Trump & the GOP will have what it takes to CRUSH the Dems in 2022. Donate:
6:04PM

President Trump: Have you seen our NEW Trump Christmas Cards? I am saving one for YOU. 10min to claim! Get yours here:
6:46PM

 

[Rhinox]

What is this constant talk of IMPACT? Is there some kind of Final Fantasy buff being placed on the donations now?

 

[Wheelimus]

We're giving up.

*sends 6 more texts*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They lied to me.

Don Jr: I just ordered (1) of our new LET'S GO BRANDON shirts. Do you want one? My father is saving yours for 5 MINUTES. Claim:
9:11AM

// FINAL OFFER \\

LAST CHANCE to claim your Trump Card this year.

If you don't, we'll assume Pres Trump LOST your support. Claim:
11:09AM

This is specifically the thing they said they were giving up on. Oh well.

(1) RESPONSE MISSING

Is your phone off? Pres. Trump just announced his NEW social media & you never replied. ACT:
2:04PM

Trump LIFE Membership Offer...

EXPIRES in 1 HR - not a DAY, not a MONTH.

If you stand with Pres Trump, you need to ACTIVATE NOW:
4:02PM

FLORIDA VOTER ALERT: The historic 2022 Elections are only ONE YEAR AWAY. Get ready to join the RED WAVE. Register to Vote NOW:
5:00PM

[OFFICIAL CRIME WATCHERS]

We're fighting for our SAFETY! We must WIN BACK control of Congress to get crime under control. ACT NOW:
6:03PM

Pres Trump: I offered you a SIGNED MAGA Hat with no reply? You're 1 of my best supporters, so I'm giving you 1 MORE CHANCE. Donate:
6:51PM

WE'RE EXHAUSTED!

Your Trump 550% Impact was EXTENDED for 1HR! Claim or we'll have to give it to a more loyal Patriot:
8:50PM

IMPACT is this year's MATCH. If they offer you a 550% IMPACT, they want you to give them $50, and they'll add $275 from somewhere so they can say the total contribution is $325. Apparently it's supposed to be a big honor for you.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

No late night minute from hell.

If ALL Patriots give $25 TODAY, we'll CRUSH our daily fundraising goal. Don't let Pres Trump down. 450%-IMPACT! Donate:
9:16AM

CONGRATS

We're inviting SELECT Patriots to become Trump Social Media Founding Supporters. Be the 1ST to join! Act NOW:
10:04AM

President Trump has HUGE NEWS.

Sign up for the Official Trump Announcement Priority List to find out FIRST.

TODAY ONLY. Act NOW:
11:33AM

Sorry, I will not be able to document what this secret announcement is. My guess is that the announcement will be that Trump is launching a new social media. DiD yOu SeE?

FINAL NOTICE: Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Claim NOW:
2:03PM

The GOP is on track to WIN BACK control of Congress and the White House! 1 HR left to help make a TRUMP WAVE in 2022 >>
4:01PM

(1) TRUMP CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT: PENDING

Are you going to claim your gift from the President? We'll hold it for 1HR. Don't wait! Claim:
5:47PM

We want to surprise the Trump Family with AT LEAST A MILLION SIGNATURES wishing them a Merry Christmas. Can we count on you? Sign NOW:
6:04PM

 

[abates]

Didn't he already launch a social media platform? Is he doing another one?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I thought there were a couple already? And they all crashed and burned?

Or maybe I'm just thinking of literally every other business venture he's started.

 

[TrnsfrmGod]

FINAL NOTICE: Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Claim NOW:
2:03PM

I've never in my life wanted SO HARD to "not step up" (step down?) for something

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They only mentioned it once. Surprising.

Donald Trump Jr: You need to act quickly. We are getting close to reaching our 1 MILLIONTH Donor & it could be YOU. Click to find out:
9:16AM

CHOSEN

This is your chance to SIGN Pres. Trump's SURPRISE Christmas Card! 14 HOURS! Sign NOW:
10:01AM

(1) MISSING

The GOP requested your response:

"What do you think Pres Trump should post 1st on his NEW social media platform?"
2:01PM

Do you want a TRUMP 10X-IMPACT offer? Click this link to respond YES >>
2:40PM

Is your phone turned off? You were invited to become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter & you never replied. JOIN:
4:04PM

GREAT NEWS FOR KYLE RITTENHOUSE

We cannot allow the Left to DESTROY America! We must RESTORE LAW & ORDER!

Stand with Pres Trump:
6:02PM

Pres Trump: YOU WON!

I selected 1 Patriot to win a FREE Trump Christmas Stocking & it's YOU! You need to claim >>
7:46PM

550% is better than 500%, don't you think?

We UPGRADED your Trump Impact Offer to 550% for the next 45 MINS only. ACT:
8:03PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Today had a Black Friday theme.

Also we hit a new milestone with a 575% IMPACT OFFER that expired in 1 HR. The rest of the day was back down to 550% so I guess it actually expired for once.

TRUMP BLACK FRIDAY FLASH SALE

Take 30% OFF our beautiful Trump Gift Wrapping Paper.

Claim NOW:
9:11AM

Pres Trump needs YOU. We've REACTIVATED your 550% Impact OFFER. You have 1HR to show him that you still stand with him:
10:09AM

TRUMP BLACK FRIDAY ALERT

Pres Trump authorized the release of our NEW LET'S GO BRANDON doormats & they're incredible. Get yours FIRST:
11:06AM

(1) SPECIAL OFFER

We just gifted a 575% IMPACT OFFER to all Trump Supporters! EXPIRES in 1 HR. Claim your gift NOW:
12:09PM

Pres Trump's End-of-Month Deadline is HERE. If you don't take action, we'll assume you've become a DEMOCRAT! Claim 550%-IMPACT NOW >>
12:47PM

Pres Trump: I PICKED YOU

I texted a few Patriots with a BLACK FRIDAY OFFER & YOU'RE 1 of them.

Claim 550%-IMPACT:
3:16PM

Founding Supporter Offer...

EXPIRES in 1 HR - not a DAY, not a MONTH.

If you stand with Pres Trump, you need to ACTIVATE NOW:
5:02PM

Pres Trump: I need you

We have a CRITICAL fundraising deadline coming up.

550%-IMPACT for YOU only. Donate NOW:
6:51PM

Pres Trump isn't sure if you still support him. 4 HOURS LEFT to claim your 550% IMPACT OFFER. Don't wait, claim NOW:
8:01PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

650%

I wonder how high this is going to go by the time we get to the midterms.

CONGRATS!

Pres. Trump selected YOU to be the FIRST EVER Trump Supporter to receive a 650%-IMPACT! 1 HOUR!

Claim NOW:
9:12AM

Is your phone off? 14 HRS until our End-of-Month deadline & you haven't responded! Do you still support Pres Trump? STEP UP NOW:
10:04AM

We're just $330k short of our Deadline Goal! President Trump is doing something BIG! ALL GIFTS = 650%-IMPACT FOR 1 HOUR. Donate:
11:08AM

Pres Trump isn't sure if you still support him. 575% IMPACT OFFER before MIDNIGHT to step up! Don't wait, claim now:
11:56AM

Don Jr: Our Deadline is TOMORROW. If we don't CRUSH it, we'll lose everything to the Left. 650%-IMPACT to fight for Pres Trump! Donate:
12:49PM

Pres Trump isn't sure if you still support him. 10 HOURS LEFT to claim your 550% IMPACT OFFER. Don't wait, claim NOW:
2:01PM

Pres. Trump: I chose my 15 most loyal Patriots. You were 1 of the 15 to unlock a Trump End-Of-Month 650%-IMPACT. 1 HOUR ONLY! Donate:
3:19PM

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Thousands of Patriots have become Trump Social Media Founding Supporters! HURRY. Claim your special offer NOW:
4:04PM

PAYMENT INCOMPLETE

You haven't claimed your END-OF-MONTH offer.

Pres. Trump: Don't you want the 650%-IMPACT I gave you? Hurry:
5:05PM

Pres Trump: Don, texted you. 1 DAY until our deadline & I'm texting AGAIN. We're short of our End-of-Month goal. 650%-IMPACT. Donate:
6:51PM

WE'RE EXHAUSTED

Your Trump 550% Impact was EXTENDED for 1HR! Claim or we'll have to give it to a more loyal Patriot:
7:08PM

FINAL NOTICE: Your TRUMP 550% IMPACT OFFER was reactivated for 1 HR! Don't share. This special link is for YOU. Claim:
8:31PM

<1 DAY LEFT >

Don. Jr: My father needs you. Our End-of-Month deadline is here.
Will you join us to SAVE AMERICA? Claim 650%-IMPACT:
9:02PM

 

[Wheelimus]

By the midterms 2,000% impact

 

[abates]

Are they supposedly raising money for the Republican party's midterm campaigns? Because I'd be interested to know how much of the money they are raising is actually ending up there.

Edit: Oh, I just read back and saw the bit about them suing Joe Biden. I reiterate my question with regards to that!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They mostly promise that the money will go to defending Trump's legacy, which is a more professional way to say the RNC has turned into Trump's personal money funnel.

Not an
8X-IMPACT
Not a
9X-IMPACT
but a...

{{{{ 1 0 X - I M P A C T??? }}}}

Do you want it? Tell us NOW >>
9:11AM

PLEASE

We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter if you truly STAND with Trump:
10:02AM

TRUMP 550% IMPACT UNLOCKED

This is just for YOU. Show support for Trump as he launches his NEW social platform & help CRUSH our goal:
12:02PM

WE'RE GIVING UP

We messaged you 10x but you IGNORED us.

Your Trump Card offer EXPIRES in 1HR.

LAST CHANCE. Claim:
2:09PM

You promise?

You WON!

End-of-Month 575% Impact = REACTIVATED for 8 HOURS! Step up & make the MOST of your impact! Act NOW:
4:01PM

LAST CHANCE

This is it. We WON'T TEXT YOU AGAIN.

Activate your 2021 Trump Founding Membership before it's TOO LATE.

1 HOUR. Hurry >>
6:51PM

You know you can't quit me.

TRUMP 575% IMPACT - REACTIVATED

45 MIN left to claim your 575% EXTENSION & make an IMPACT!
STEP UP NOW:
8:31PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Pres. Trump: You unlocked EARLY ACCESS to my new ad! Let's FLOOD the INTERNET with it! Donate in the NEXT HOUR:
9:32AM

Surprisingly they are actually letting me see the ad without donating. It's about the new covid travel restrictions.

[PRIORITY ACCESS]

Do you want to meet Pres. Trump at a PRIVATE dinner at Mar-a-Lago? Flight & hotel = COVERED. Donate to WIN >>
10:01AM

If I can find the hidden button to enter without donating, sure. Surprisingly the fine print says food is also covered. Wait til they get my bill.

Is your phone turned off? You were invited to become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter & you never replied.
2:01PM

Not an
8X-IMPACT
Not a
9X-IMPACT
but a...

{{{{ 1 0 X - I M P A C T??? }}}}

Do you want it? Tell us NOW >>
2:36PM

You WON

End-of-Month 575% Impact = REACTIVATED for 8 HRS left! Step up & make the MOST of your impact! Act NOW:
4:02PM

Don Jr: My father just called & asked about you.

He's REACTIVATED your 650%-IMPACT for 5 MINUTES!
7:17PM

BREAKING: President Trump announced his BRAND NEW social media platform to combat Big Tech!

We NEED to know - Will you join? ->
8:31PM