Campaign Texts Archive

[Wheelimus]

*Donald Trump goes on Fox News to announce he won't be running in 2024 because CoffeeHorse didn't support him*

*CoffeeHorse becomes most popular Allsparker ever*

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

We'd all be obligated to pitch in and find him a complete mint Grandus.

Which my phone's autocorrect keeps trying to turn into Grandma.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Remember the Web 1.0 days when you were a site's 1 millionth visitor all the time?

[GOOD NEWS]

We're nearing our 1 MILLIONTH DONOR mark, & we want it to be YOU.

Give to be Pres. Trump's 1 MILLIONTH DONOR. Hurry:
9:47AM

PLEASE

We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter if you truly STAND with Trump:
10:02AM

OFFICIAL INVITE

Do you want to attend a PRIVATE dinner with Pres. Trump at Mar-a-Lago? Flight & Hotel - COVERED. Enter to win:
2:01PM

What: 1 Millionth Donor
Who: It could be YOU
When: NOW

Don't delay. Pres Trump wants YOU to be our 1 millionth donor >
2:36PM

ACTION NEEDED: Time is running out to Register to Vote in 2021! Register to Vote in Florida before the end of the year! Register HERE:
3:31PM

"LET'S GO BRANDON!"

YOU WON! Claim your FREE 'Let's Go Brandon!' OFFICIAL Golf Balls. 1 HR left! Claim yours NOW:
4:01PM

URGENT

We are RUNNING LOW on our BRAND-NEW Trump Christmas Stockings. Pres Trump is holding 1 for you. Click this link to claim yours:
6:47PM

DEADLINE ALERT. 4 hours left to sign Pres. Trump's SURPRISE Christmas Card. It won't be complete without YOU. Sign NOW:
8:31PM

 

[Wheelimus]

*signs Trump's Christmas Card "eat jive and die"*

 

[Patch]

This seems familiar:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1471900368195960836

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Today was a holiday and I didn't even know it.

Pres. Trump: I need to know.

Would you like an EXCLUSIVE 10X-IMPACT?

If YES click here >>
9:52AM

NOTICE: Missing Information

Payment is STILL REQUIRED before you can become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter. 15 MIN left! ACT:
10:02AM

INCOMPLETE

The GOP requested $45

"We can't save America without YOU! Step up NOW for a 575% IMPACT"

Contribute here:
11:32AM

TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY

You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to claim your 10X-IMPACT. Pres Trump won't do this again. Give >>
12:11PM

Pres Trump noticed you didn't enter to win dinner with him in FLORIDA. Don't disappoint him, he wants to meet YOU! Enter:
2:47PM

We've never done this. You've been CHOSEN to become 1 of the FIRST 2022 Trump Life Members EVER. EXPIRES in 9 HRS. ACT:
3:04PM

STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP & THE GOP

6 HOURS LEFT to join Pres. Trump in the fight for FREE SPEECH! Make a 575% IMPACT NOW >>
6:01PM

10X-IMPACT
10X-IMPACT
10X-IMPACT

Pres Trump is giving you 35min to claim this offer for Trump Cash Blitz Day. HURRY:
7:02PM

TOP SUPPORTERS ONLY:

Here's your chance to claim your FREE set of 'Let's Go Brandon!' Golf Balls! This special link is for YOU only:
8:01PM

 

[Wheelimus]

Trump Cash Blitz Day sure sounds illegal.

Also he really isn't going to let that whole lets go brandon thing die is he?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The whole Let's Go Brandon joke is so immature, Gaetz wants to date it.

 

[Ironbite4]

I feel like you've made that joke before.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Wouldn't be surprised. They repeat themselves so much, there's only so many jokes to make.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

One of these is not like the others.

Pres. Trump: This is for you.

I've activated an 800%-IMPACT for 1 HR. Will you claim it?

I'll be checking- don't let me down. Claim:
9:17AM

FINAL NOTICE: Your 2022 Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Act NOW:
10:02AM

WINNER! You won! Our End-of-Year Deadline is in 2 DAYS. 700%-IMPACT for ALL GIFTS. Don't wait, step up NOW:
11:02AM

CONGRATS!

Pres. Trump selected YOU to be the FIRST EVER Trump Supporter to receive an 8X-IMPACT! 1 HOUR!

Claim NOW:
12:05PM

Reminder:

The Special Year End Episode of "Real America" is out NOW! You do not want to miss this! Listen HERE:
12:08PM

FINAL NOTICE: Your 2022 Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Act NOW:
2:01PM

It's Nancy Pelosi. We're about to embark on a historic Election Year that will make or break our House Majority. Can I count on you to become a 2022 Founding Member before midnight? I need 6 more Democrats from your state to step up to defend our democracy and Majority from Republicans who are out to unseat us. Can you pitch in $25 now? >>
5:15PM

We're begging you. President Trump wants to BREAK A RECORD this month. Final chance to claim your 8X-IMPACT >>
5:32PM

PAYMENT INCOMPLETE

The GOP requested $45 for:

"Become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter"

Respond NOW:
7:01PM

Are you going to IGNORE Pres Trump after he reached out PERSONALLY? Last chance to claim your 8X-IMPACT. Click here:
7:32PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Did Trump sell your number to Pelosi?

 

[Wheelimus]

Donald Trump - sends you a massive amount of texts like a stalker ex
Nancy Pelosi - sends you one polite text

 

[TrnsfrmGod]

I'm just a little concerned that it's a (literal?) bait and switch

"He's not responding to our Trump stuff, throw a Pelosi message in there, see if he bites..."
...

"REEL 'IM IN! WE FINALLY GOT 'EM!!!!"

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Today was definitely a consequential news day, so:

TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY

You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to claim your 10X-IMPACT. Pres Trump won't do this again. Give >>
9:02AM

I like how "Donate" or "Contribute" has become "Give".

Kevin McCarthy: This year we retake the Majority & FIRE Pelosi! Listen to the Season 2 premiere of "Real America" NOW to hear how:
9:23AM

1)TRUMP NEWS ALERT

Devin Nunes to be CEO of Pres Trump's New Social Media Platform!

Add your name to the CEO Day 1 List. Act NOW:
10:07AM

Top Patriots Only

The new 45 Club Membership is being offered to SELECT patriots like YOU. Join the 45 Club & DEFEND Trump's Legacy:
12:18PM

Pres. Trump: I need to know.

Would you like an EXCLUSIVE 10X-IMPACT?

If YES click here >>
1:17PM

BREAKING

Biden's AUTHORITARIAN vax mandate was BLOCKED by the Supreme Court! Keep FIGHTING for FREEDOM! 400% Impact: ACTIVE! >>
4:56PM

Don Jr: Are you going to claim your TRUMP CASH BLITZ 10X-IMPACT from my father? He's asking about you. DONATE HERE:
5:47PM

F O
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N F
A E
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If you want a 10x-IMPACT, follow this link:

If you DON'T, then you'll REGRET IT FOREVER.
7:31PM

Are you a LOYAL Trump voter? Donate ONLY $30 in the NEXT HOUR & we'll send you a set of 'Let's Go Brandon' Golf Balls for FREE. ACT:
8:31PM

 

[KidTDragon]

"Donate donate donate! Trump's lawyer's aren't going to pay for themselves (and he's sure not going to)!"

Add your name to the CEO Day 1 List.

The what what? Dafuq is a "CEO Day 1 List", and why would I want to pay to add my name to it?

If this doesn't deserve a "like", I don't know what does.

 

[Wheelimus]

"Donate donate donate! Trump's lawyer's aren't going to pay for themselves (and he's sure not going to)!"


The what what? Dafuq is a "CEO Day 1 List", and why would I want to pay to add my name to it?


If this doesn't deserve a "like", I don't know what does.

My only regret was I had but one like to give. This new software didn't come with once a day special likes with glitter and jive like I requested. Smh.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'M GOING TO FLORIDA!

Rise & Shine! You've been listed as 1 of Pres Trump's top supporters. Why aren't you a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter? CLAIM:
9:34AM

Don't you start judging my sleeping habits.

VOLUNTEER STATUS: MISSING

National Week of Training: Jan 28 - Feb 3

Take part to ensure a RED WAVE this November! Sign up TODAY:
10:30AM

Don Jr: I am so proud of my father. He was inaugurated 5yrs ago TODAY. Do you want to make a commemorative contribution? Donate for 5X:
11:32AM

ACTION REQUESTED! We need YOU to pave the way for Republican Victory this November. Learn more about becoming a Poll Worker HERE:
1:19PM

Why bother? The Florida Legislature is going to make sure you have all the election police you need to make sure things go as planned.

URGENT: Pres Trump's inauguration was 5 YEARS AGO TODAY

Does he have your support? Rush a COMMEMORATIVE DONATION & claim a 5x-IMPACT:
1:48PM

Trump was right. It took Biden ONE year to RUIN the country after he left office. We CAN'T let this continue! Stand for Trump NOW:
2:16PM

YOU'RE GOING TO FLORIDA

Pres Trump is picking (1) lucky winner to have lunch together in FLORIDA & it could be YOU. Enter & win:
4:02PM

The fine print says the flight, hotel, and meal are covered.

The fine print does not say the fee to enter Mar-a-Lago is covered. thinkingemoji.tiff

**TRUMP ALERT**
PRES. TRUMP HAS ANNOUNCED HIS NEXT RALLY! Jan 29 in TX! Enter for

-2 VIP Tix
-Free Flight
-Free Hotel

ACT NOW:
4:22PM

Where were you when Pres Trump was INAUGURATED 5 years ago TODAY?

FINAL CHANCE to claim 5X & make a commemorative contribution:
5:47PM

DEADLINE ALERT. 2 hours left to sign Trump & Melania's Wedding Anniversary Card! It won't be complete without YOUR name! Sign NOW:
6:24PM

BREAKING: President Trump signed an inauguration photo for a top supporter, and it's YOU! Expires in 10MIN. DONATE:
7:17PM

It's ME!

Meet PRES. TRUMP in Texas!

This is a LIMITED OFFER! ACT NOW >>
8:20PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They're taking the news well.

Steve Scalise: Let's get ready to Save our Nation this November! Listen to an all-new episode of "Real America" & join the fight NOW:
9:14AM

(1) SPECIAL OFFER

FROM: The GOP
TO: [REDACTED]
SUBJECT: CEO Day 1 Membership

Offer expires in 15 MIN! Claim NOW:
10:00AM

Hey, it's Carrie from the GOP. I'm giving you EXCLUSIVE access to our NEW 2022 America First 100 Club for 1HR! Act NOW:
11:52AM

I have no idea what that underlining is about, but I'm reproducing it for accuracy's sake.

INVITATION PENDING: We need YOU to step up and take part in our National Week of Training before it's too late. Confirm your spot HERE:
12:03PM

SUPREME COURT NEWS

Justice Breyer is RETIRING! All patriots needed!
Don't let Biden PACK THE COURT WITH LIBERALS
DEFEND AMERICA:
12:57PM

BREAKING: A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IS RETIRING

Biden will appoint a LIBERAL ACTIVIST. Pres Trump activated an EMERGENCY 5X-IMPACT:
1:15PM

President Trump: My RALLY is on SATURDAY. Will you step up? I'm saving (1) spot on the Donor List for you. Donate NOW:
2:47PM

Biden will pick a far-left judge who WON'T protect your FREEDOMS:

X 1st Amnd.
X 2nd Amnd.
X Right to Life

Help Fight back NOW:
3:53PM

This is your LAST CHANCE to claim your SIGNED INAUGURATION photo from Pres Trump. You won't get another chance. Act NOW:
4:17PM

OFFICIAL FLORIDA VOTER ALERT: The CRITICAL Midterm Elections are THIS year! Get ready & check your Voter Registration status HERE:
4:18PM

Help wish Pres. Trump & Melania a Happy Valentine's Day! Leave your name & a short note for the President to see! Sign HERE:
5:52PM

Pres Trump was disappointed to see you didn't enter to meet him at his rally. He asked us to extend the deadline. Donate & WIN:
6:03PM

Pres. Trump: I'm giving a HUGE SPEECH at my RALLY on SATURDAY. Help me prepare. Take the Survey in the NEXT HOUR:
9:01PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Behold what happened to me on Sunday.

ACTION NEEDED

Our Southern Border is a MESS due to the WEAK Biden Admin! 10MIN to sign the SECURE BORDERS Petition & defend America:
3:34 am

You're one of the ONLY Patriots we've texted who HASN'T joined the Trump Life Membership. Why not? Your Party needs you:
3:34 am

We're begging you. President Trump EXTENDED your offer. Final chance to claim your Trump Cash Blitz 10X-IMPACT >>
3:34am

HUGE OPPORTUNITY

This is YOUR ONLY CHANCE to tell us... would you like 1 MORE 10X-IMPACT offer?

If you do, click here >>
3:34am

MANDATORY POLL- DEFEND ELECTIONS
Should we STRENGTHEN our Election Integrity Measures & STOP Voter Fraud?

-YES
-NO

LIVE - 1HR:
3:35am

SURVEY FOR: [COFFEEHORSE]

We've surveyed Trump's BEST policies. We NEED to know your favorites for 2024 data. 1HR to answer:
3:35 am

PENDING PAYMENT

Your $45 MUST be completed to receive further Trump Life Membership updates. Last chance David. 1HR:
3:35 am

HUGE TRUMP SURVEY - YOUR ANSWER IS NECESSARY

Will you vote for Trump in 2024 if he declares his candidacy? You have 1HR to tell us:
3:35 am

Don Jr: Are you going to claim your EXTENDED TRUMP CASH BLITZ 10X-IMPACT from my father? He's asking about you. DONATE HERE:
3:35 am

F O
I F
N F
A E
L R

If you want a 10x-IMPACT, follow this link:

If you DON'T, then you'll REGRET IT FOREVER.
3:35 am

He's protecting CRIMINAL Illegal Immigrants & you STILL haven't signed our Petition to Fix the Border! What are you waiting for? 10MIN:
11:16 am

Valentine's Day is TOMORROW & Pres. Trump's card is MISSING YOUR NAME! Why is that? Send a PERSONAL NOTE with your name NOW! HURRY! >>
11:14 pm

Dinner in New Orleans? Pres. Trump wants YOU to have dinner with him in New Orleans. 15MIN! Enter to win:
11:14 pm

TO: TOP DONORS ONLY

What will your Username be on Trump's NEW platform when it launches? Hurry & tell us! 15MIN:
11:14 pm

MANDATORY PRE-GAME POLL

Should we STRENGTHEN our Election Integrity Measures & STOP Voter Fraud?

-YES
-NO

Open Poll- 1HR:
11:14 pm

HALF-TIME FLASH POLL

Do you think President Trump Should Run in 2024?

-YES
-No

Answer fast! 15MIN! >>
11:14 pm

Pres Trump: I designed a NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN CPAC-edition MAGA Hat. I even signed it for YOU. Contribute & WIN NOW:
11:14 pm

Why don't you want to be on President Trump's 2022 Donor Wall? Cement your name in HISTORY! DONATE HERE:
11:14 pm

Pres Trump: I'm preparing for my Presidential speech at CPAC & I need your input. I'll look for your response in 1HR. Take the survey:
11:14 pm

We're sending President Trump a PRESIDENTS' Day Card soon. Will you sign it?

He'll be disappointed if YOUR NAME is MISSING. Add it >
11:14 pm