Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

"Last memo before the Iowa Caucuses" edition:



January 14

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President Trump: Suspend my campaign?

We're just getting started! Read my last memo before the Iowa caucuses:
1:47 PM

President Trump: TOMORROW IS OUR FIRST VICTORY OF 2024.

If you've EVER voted for me, I need you to read this:
4:06 PM

President Trump: 24 HOURS UNTIL THE IOWA CAUCUSES!

This is our first test of 2024. read my confidential memo:
8:42 PM

January 15

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President Trump: THE IOWA CAUCUSES ARE JUST HOURS AWAY!

Before the votes are cast, I need you to read this:
12:18 PM

President Trump: THIS IS MY FINAL UPDATE BEFORE THE IOWA CAUCUSES.

We're nearly 4 hours away. Please read:
3:48PM

January 16

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FROM TRUMP: We just won in a LANDSLIDE!

Remember when they said we'd lose BIG?

Here's the plan on what's next:
9:22 Am

Alert from Trump: OUR FIRST VICTORY WAS LAST NIGHT

BUT NOW THEY WANT ME OFF THE BALLOT!

Read more:
1:134 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP

THEY JUST LAUNCHED A NEW TRIAL!

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

Read my response:
3:22 PM

Donald Trump: SICK SICK SICK!

ANOTHER WITCH HUNT TRIAL STARTED TODAY.

These people HATE AMERICA. See my response:
7:33 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

We have our first guest star of the year.



January 17

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President Trump: I'M IN COURT RIGHT NOW!

Before I leave the courtroom, I need you to read this.

It's urgent:
10:33 AM

President Trump: NEXT UP - NEW HAMPSHIRE!

I'm only sharing this strategy memo with my TOP supporters.

Read here:
2:34 PM

From Trump: I JUST LEFT THE COURTROOM!

I want YOU to be the first person to read my response to the RIGGED trial:
5:21 PM

January 18

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Trump: THIS WILL MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL!

The NH Primary in DAYS & they want me OFF the ballot.

See my response:
9:45 AM

FROM TRUMP: I JUST SPENT 2 DAYS IN COURT!

I need you to see my first memo now that I'm back on the campaign trail:
1:20 PM

It's Vivek Ramaswamy. I'm suspending my campaign & endorsing Trump.

We must unite.

Please read my whole message:
4:19 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION NOW!

Before I sit down with Sean Hannity I need you to see this.

Read here:
8:42 PM

 

[Wheelimus]

Dear Fnu: change your hugging phone number and escape Trump. lol

 

[abates]

The last quarter of 2023 got quiet. I only got one or two texts a day. Sometimes he skipped a whole day.

But this is an election year and the texts have already gotten weird. Let's do this.

How weird can they get? They were already pretty we-

This is President Trump, and I'll never stop loving you.

I actually wrote a letter you can read for yourself:
3:13 PM

Uhh, did he accidentally send a text meant for Melania to everyone?

 

[KidTDragon]

Uhh, did he accidentally send a text meant for Melania to everyone?

He said "I'll never stop loving you", so obviously that wasn't meant for Melania. He probably texts that to himself several times a day.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

And we're finally caught up.

January 19

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President Trump: A NEW YORK JUDGE THREATENED TO THROW ME OUT OF COURT!

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

Read my response:
1:13 PM

President Trump: IT'S A WITCH HUNT! IT'S A CON-JOB!

This is OUTRAGEOUS!

Read what I said to the corrupt NY judge:
4:25 PM

President Trump: MY RALLY IS IN ONE HOUR!

Before I'm on stage, I need EVERY ONE of my supporters to read this:
6:37 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

PRESIDENT TRUMP: I WANT TO MEET YOU!

Contribute in the next HOUR for a FREE TRIP to Mar-a-Lago.

ENTER:
9:26 AM

[COFFEEHORSE], was this an accident? It looks like you missed a question on your Republican Platform Audit. Fix ASAP >>
12:48 PM

This is the first I'm hearing about this audit, so they must have forgotten to send a text at some point.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: GARLAND ADMITS TRIAL IS ABOUT RIGGING THE ELECTION!

they HATE America. THEY WANT ME GONE!

My response:
11:19 AM

From Trump: I NEED A PICTURE WITH [COFFEEHORSE]!

Chip in NOW to meet me IN PERSON at Mar-a-Lago!

2:27 PM

The RNC chose you to represent the GOP in FL for a reason. Make your voice heard & complete the Republican Verification Canvass:
3:02 PM

BREAKING FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP: Ron DeSantis endorses ME!

Read my response:
5:05 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Aw man I forgot to do this yesterday.

January 22

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President Trump: End my campaign?

The party has just begun!

Read my last memo before the polls open in NH:
12:21 PM

The RNC chose you to represent the GOP in FL for a reason. make your voice heard & complete the Republican Verification Canvass:
3:02 PM

FROM TRUMP: Ron DeSantis endorsed me last night.

Before voting begins tomorrow, I need you to read my response:
3:03 PM

FROM TRUMP: [COFFEEHORSE], I'd like to thank you in person.

Chip in now to MEET TRUMP at Mar-a-Lago:
5:18 PM

January 23

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From Trump: THE POLLS ARE OPEN!

New Hampshire voting has begun.

Before we WIN, I need you to read this:
11:18 AM

FROM TRUMP: [COFFEEHORSE], shaking your hand is at the top of my list.

Chip in to MEET me IN PERSON at Mat-a-Lago:
2:35 PM

Republican leaders want to interview YOU, [COFFEEHORSE]. Represent FL and make your voice HEARD. >>
3:03 PM

PRESIDENT TRUMP: I WANT TO MEET YOU!

Contribute in the next HOUR for a GIFTED TRIP to Mar-a-Lago.
4:50 PM

From Trump: THIS RACE IS OVER!

I just won the New Hampshire primary. Please read my response.

CONFIDENTIAL MEMO:
8:23 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

He's getting weird again.

From Trump: LAST NIGHT WE MADE HISTORY!

And it was all because of YOU!

I wrote a special thank you letter here:
12:34 PM

FROM TRUMP: Are you voting for me again?

I just won NH, and I have a few questions for you.

TAKE POLL:
3:10 PM

FROM TRUMP: Do you have an outfit picked out?

Because I want to see YOU at Mar-a-Lago.

Here's how to join me:
5:43 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

President Trump: SUSPEND YOUR CAMPAIGN!

The primary is OVER.

If you agree, read here:
12:51 PM

It's Don Jr. I'm asking for your opinion not $-Take our 2024 Priorities Survey by 9PM! The road to Conservative victory starts NOW!
1:42 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can you at least answer the first question?

I'd be HONORED to hear what you have to say.

TAKE POLL:
3:35 PM

From Trump: I JUST TOOK THE STAND!

I want YOU to be the first person to read my response to the RIGGED trial:
6:14 PM

This is former House Speaker Newt Gingrich looking for [COFFEEHORSE]. You never answered question #5 in our Audit. Finish NOW:
8:48 PM

I will say they are being a lot less pushy about asking for money this time. The final question on all these surveys is undoubtedly "How much money are you willing to contribute today?" but it is a different approach than we've seen in previous cycles. They haven't offered to MATCH me yet. Maybe they finally noticed that I never give them anything.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

President Trump: I'M IN COURT AGAIN TODAY!

I need you to read my update:
11:30 AM

PRESIDENT TRUMP: I'm looking for FL responses ONLY.

Are you voting for me again?

TAKE POLL:
2:49 PM

Breaking from Trump: THIS IS NOT AMERICA!

Another WITCH HUNT trial rules against me.

Read my response:
6:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: THE DEEP STATE IS KNOCKING AT MY DOOR!

They dragged me into court.

Read more:
11:58 Am

Elise Stefanik joined Newt Gingrich in nominating YOU for the GOP's Lifetime Achievement Award. It expires in 2 HRS. Accept >>
4:00 PM

Lifetime Achievement Award... expires in two hours?

FROM TRUMP: The 2nd question makes the Deep State's blood boil.

I want to read your response.

TAKE MY POLL NOW:
6:24 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: What color tie should I wear for our picture?

I want YOU at Mar-a-Lago.

This is how we make it happen:
11:39 AM

Republican leaders want to interview YOU, [COFFEEHORSE]. Represent FL and make your voice HEARD.
12:36 PM

From Trump: RESIGNATIONS!

Joe Biden is a DISGRACE to our country.

I need your eyes on this:
3:17 PM

FROM TRUMP: You don't have to answer every question...

But PLEASE don't skip #1.

TAKE MY POLL NOW:
6:21 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

FROM TRUMP: What color tie should I wear for our picture?

Black and white stripes sound nice.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I was thinking a hemp rope.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: SICK SICK SICK!

Another WITCH HUNT trial rules against me.

My response:
11:32 AM

Is something wrong? You were SELECTED to represent the GOP in FL & never responded! Complete the Republican Verification Canvass:
2:51 PM

President Trump: OBAMA IS BACK!

Bill Clinton too.

It's bad, really bad.

Here's how we responded:
3:09 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can you at least answer the first question?

I'd be HONORED to hear what you have to say.

TAKE POLL:
5:44 PM

FROM TRUMP: Please tell me you'll click YES on the 5th question.

It's VERY important.

Take my official poll NOW:
5:58 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Our Hearts go out to Ginni Thomas, wife of Justice Clarence Thomas.

We felt you should know.

Here are the details:
11:25 AM

From Trump: LESS THAN 48 HOURS UNTIL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!

Don't let them take a victory lap.

Read my secure memo:
11:43 AM

From Trump: OBAMA RETURNS TO HUMILIATE MAGA!

Bill Clinton too.

These people are SICK.

Here's how we stop them:
3:07 PM

[CoffeeHorse], this is Jay from Florida Insights. We're conducting a survey of Fort Lauderdale voters:

Please note that this survey is for [CoffeeHorse] only. If you are not [CoffeeHorse], please do not complete this survey.
4:03 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP

Who do you think my VP should be?

CAST YOUR VOTE:
6:19 PM

 

[abates]

Our Hearts go out to Ginni Thomas, wife of Justice Clarence Thomas.

We felt you should know.

I immediately checked, but it doesn't appear he's died, so what's this in reference to? Some legal troubles?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm curious too, so I'll check the link. I usually don't check them, and I leave them out of this thread because I don't feel like spreading them.

...

It's a fundraising page for Jake Ellzey, whoever that is. I'm not just being dismissive of the guy. The fundraising page gives him no introduction whatsoever, and in fact doesn't even mention his name before asking for money. He only appears in the fine print. The whole page is just a sad story about how the left attacks Justice Thomas all the time, and now they want to destroy his marriage. Then it asks for money. How this money helps Justice Thomas is not clear.