Campaign Texts Archive

[Rhinox]

That honeymoon is over. McDaniel probably isn't going to be chair for much longer. Live by the demagogue, die when his fickle nature turns.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: DID YOU SEE JOE BIDEN'S PRESS CONFERENCE?

He's falling apart big time!

TAKE A LOOK:
9:49 AM

From Trump: MY CASE IS AT THE SUPREME COURT WHILE DOJ DOESN'T CHARGE BIDEN!

Read my update on the WITCH HUNT:
3:21 PM

FROM TRUMP: Want to know who my VP is?

How about you tell me!

NEED TO KNOW, who should I pick as VP?

ANSWER:
7:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Build the wall, DEPORT THEM ALL!

Asking YOU, should we deport EVERY person here illegally?

ANSWER:
11:59 AM

From Trump: PRETTY PLEASE...

Can you at PLEASE answer the first question?

TAKE THE MAGA POLL NOW:
3:09 PM

[CoffeeHorse]'s Voter Profile: INCOMPLETE

Completing your Profile is crucial to taking back the White House in November. ACT:
7:12 PM

From Trump: WE HAVE A CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

If you've ever voted for me, I need you to read this:
8:18 PM

PRESIDENTIAL SAMPLE BALLOT

Supporter: [CoffeeHorse]
Response: MISSING
Deadline: 1 HR!

Submit your completed Ballot NOW:
9:31 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Asking YOU, should we deport EVERY person here illegally?

I know they mean "deport every person who didn't arrive in a way that conforms to our current immigration laws", but it's really easy to read it as "deport every person in a way that breaks at least one of our laws".

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

They don't really intend to deport anyone, because they'd rather exploit cheap laborers under the table. But they need someone to keep the rednecks angry, and since illegal immigrants have no legal protections to call on......

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
3:49 PM

***PRESIDENT TRUMP'S HALFTIME UPDATE***

If you've EVER voted for me, I need you to read this before the game ends:
8:28 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

President Trump: I'M IN COURT. AGAIN!

Before this day is over, I need you to read my urgent update.

READ NOW:
10:38 AM

Ready to cast your vote,[CoffeeHorse]? The Presidential Sample Ballot is NOW LIVE! 1 HR left to RESPOND >>
12:10 PM

From Trump: PLEASE!

Please tell me who I should pick as VP.

Before I choose, I need to hear from you first:
4:58 PM

Your 2024 presidential Canvass is ENCLOSED. W need your response in 1 HR! Complete HERE >>
5:22 PM

Elon Musk PULLS BACK THE CURTAIN on Joe Biden's scheme to establish total Dem control!

It's a MUST-READ. Look >>
6:33 PM

From Trump: YOUR BLOOD WILL BOIL!

Biden gets away with EVERYTHING and they're still after me.

Read my urgent memo:
7:46 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: THEY'VE RETURNED TO HUMILIATE MAGA!

Obama is back.

Bill Clinton too.

Here's how to stop them:
12:56 PM

From Trump: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Please tell me you'll at least answer question 1.
Take my MAGA POLL NOW:
1:04 PM

FL GOP Chairman Evan Power here. I need YOU ready to Bank Your Vote early in this year's elections. Take the pledge HERE >>
2:07 PM

From Trump: I'M APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT!

Presidents need IMMUNITY!

Read my emergency update:
4:00 PM

FROM TRUMP: The next Vice President will be...

What if you tell ME?

I want to hear from YOU.

Take VP POLL:
7:44 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: I LOVE YOU MELANIA!

Please read the Valentine's Day letter I wrote for the lovely First Lady:
9:07 AM

From Trump: TAKE MY CITIZEN ENDORSEMENT SURVEY

Question #3 has the Swamp TREMBLING.

I need to hear from you:
3:04 PM

FROM TRUMP: My rally begins in 15 MINUTES!

Before I take the stage, I need ALL EYES on this.

Read my memo here:
6:52 PM

We're trying to reach [CoffeeHorse]. You've been chosen to represent FL & take the Republican Party Outlook Survey. RESPOND:
8:48 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

FROM TRUMP: I LOVE YOU MELANIA!

Please read the Valentine's Day letter I wrote for the lovely First Lady:
9:07 AM

I would love to see this letter.

"Dear my Lovely First Lady Wife Melanoma, I love you more than the DEEP STATE LOVES PROSCUTING ME, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD AND VOTER FRAUD AND INSURRECTION EVEN THOUGH I DID NOTHING WRONG AND HAVE PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY!"

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I normally don't click these links, but if you want to see the letter I can provide.

Dear Melania,

I LOVE YOU!

Even after every single INDICTMENT, ARREST, and WITCH HUNT, you never left my side.

You've always supported me through everything.

I wouldn't be the man I am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth.

You will always mean the world to me, Melania!

From your husband with love,

Donald J. Trump

 

[KidTDragon]

Huh, I wasn't that far off.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Wonder which unpaid intern has to copy that from a greeting card.

 

[Rhinox]

wonder when Hallmark is gonna sue.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Are you ready to VOTE in Florida? The LAST day to register to vote is Feb. 20th! Check your voter registration status HERE:
11:14

From Trump: MY RIGGED CRIMINAL TRIAL JUST STARTED!

They want me locked up in HANDCUFFS.

Take a look:
11:14 AM

[CoffeeHorse], it's Newt. I heard you haven't claimed your Golden Gavel yet. Is that true? Don't let this honor go to waste! Claim prize
12:07 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can I tell you who my VP is?

Actually, I have a better idea.

Before I make my decision, read this:
2:12 PM

Breaking From Trump: FANI WILLIS BOMBSHELL!

It's bad. really bad.

CORRUPT AS HELL!

Read my Emergency Broadcast:
4:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Should we make the wall TEN FEET HIGHER?

I need YOU to complete my immigration poll.

TAKE NOW:
11:21 AM

It's Caitlin w/ Defenders! Urge your legislators to support imperiled species by opposing anti-ESA riders in the final '24 funding bill:
1:27 PM

From Trump: OBAMA RETURNS TO SPIT ON MAGA!

Bill Clinton is back too.

It's bad.

Here's how to stop them:
1:43 PM

Lucky you, [CoffeeHorse]!

You've been chosen for the Lifetime Achievement Award. Accept this honor before it's GONE:
3:18 PM

BREAKING FROM TRUMP: DEMOCRAT JUDGE JUST RULED AGAINST ME!

ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

Read my response:
3:53 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION!

They think they can DESTROY ME - YOU WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

My response:
6:16 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

***PERSONAL LETTER FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP AFTER THE RULING IN NEW YORK***

For top supporters ONLY.

Read:
11:08 AM

This is former House Speaker Newt Gingrich looking for [CoffeeHorse]. You never answered question #5 in our Audit. Finish NOW:
8:38 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

This is former House Speaker Newt Gingrich looking for [CoffeeHorse]. You never answered question #5 in our Audit. Finish NOW:

Question #5: Republicans cherish the sacrament of marriage (as long as it's between a biological white man and a biological white woman). When is it acceptable to request a divorce from your wife?

A) After you cheat on her.
B) Right after she's had cancer surgery.
C) When she stubbornly ignores your demands that she stop aging.
D) When she cuts your sandwich into squares instead of triangles, even after you've told that dumb bitch a hundred times that you want your sandwiches cut into triangles.
E) When she waits too long to say that she walked into a door when someone asks her how she got that black eye.
F) If you're a Republican, whenever you want. Like everything, divorce is only bad when liberals do it.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I NEED YOU AFTER THE SHAM RULING!

I want your input to DRAIN THE SWAMP.

AGENDA 47 POLL IS OPEN:
11:16 AM

FINAL NOTICE: Trump has been REMOVED from the 2024 ballot in Colorado & Maine! 50k names needed to reinstate Trump on every ballot:
12:47 PM

From Trump: ARE YOU VOTING FOR ME AGAIN?

I have ONE QUESTION after the Sham Ruling...

ANSWER NOW:
3:16 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

AGENDA 47 POLL IS OPEN:

Is that the GOP's version of "Order 66"?