Campaign Texts Archive

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Here's my input to drain the swamp: vote blue.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Introducing the next Vice President...

But before I do, I need YOUR INPUT.

TAKE THE VP POLL NOW:
11:04 AM

TOMORROW... is the Voter Registration deadline for the FL Primary Election. Are you ready? Check your voter registration status HERE:
12:17 PM

My dude, I'm still a registered Democrat. I cannot vote in your primary.

From Trump: I have ONE QUESTION after the SHAM ruling in New York.

Are you voting for me again?

ANSWER HERE:
2:50 PM

Where should we ship your 2024 REPUBLICAN LIVING LEGEND Card? Confirm your information HERE:
3:18 PM

From Trump: LIMITED EDITION - METAL TRUMP BLACK CARD

This is President Trump, and I'm launching my EXCLUSIVE membership program for True MAGA Patriots only!

I have felt your LOVE since the beginning, so I wanted to give my TOP SUPPORTERS something to show their devotion to the MAGE MOVEMENT.

The OFFICIAL Trump Black Card is METAL & ETCHED with my mugshot to show the Radical Left that we will NEVER SURRENDER.

CLAIM YOUR CARD NOW:

This is the most important Election in AMERICAN HISTORY.

You're going to want one of these before they're GONE.

I'm asking True MAGA Patriots to contribute $75 monthly to be part of my Trump Elite Membership Program, and I will ship you the Official Trump Black card straight to your door!

Donald J. Trump
45th President of the United States

GET YOUR OWN TRUMP BLACK CARD:
7:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: YOU ARE NEEDED!

The Swamp ruled against me, but I'll NEVER take their orders.

AGENDA 47 POLL OPEN:
11:13 AM

FROM TRUMP: After the SHAM ruling in new York, I need to know one thing.

Are you voting for me?

RESPOND NOW:
2:42 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION IN ONE HOUR!

Before my townhall on Fox, I need you to see this.

Read here:
6:11 PM

From Trump: Are you watching my Town Hall?

I talked about YOU!

Take a look:
7:59 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Please, I need to know...

After the SHAM ruling in New York, do I still have your support?

ANSWER NOW:
11:28 AM

Senator Rick Scott Here. You can NOW request your vote-by-mail ballot for the primary & general elections in FL! Request HERE >>
12:18 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can I send you a letter?

I just wrote a note to EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the MAGA Movement.

READ HERE:
2:43 PM

From Trump: METAL TRUMP BLACK CARD!

LIMITED EDITION!

Exclusive membership for [CoffeeHorse] only.

READ:
6:25 PM

Congrats! You've been selected as an advisor to our February Presidential Agenda Committee.

We only selected 10 Dems so your input is very important.

We're reviewing the results at our 9AM meeting Friday, so please respond ASAP:
6:52 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: HANDS OFF TRUMP TOWER!

Radical Democrats want to SEIZE MY PROPERTY!

Read my emergency update:
11:12 AM

FROM TRUMP: I just told Fox News about my Vice President selection.

Here's what I said to Laura Ingraham:
3:35 PM

FROM TRUMP: Can you please answer!

Are you still voting for me after the SHAM New York ruling?

RESPOND NOW:
7:10 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: ELECTION DAY IN SOUTH CAROLINA BEGINS TOMORROW!

Before it does, I need you to read this:
11:37 AM

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
1:38 PM

FROM TRUMP: Tomorrow we win South Carolina!

When we win in November, WHAT SHOULD I DO FIRST?

Agenda 47 Poll OPEN:
3:20 PM

From Trump: ELECTION DAY BEGINS IN 5 HOURS!

Read my final update before South Carolina:
6:59 PM

From Trump: READ THE SPEECH I'LL GIVE AT CPAC!

I'm letting my top supporters see this before anyone else...

READ:
8:48 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: READ MY CPAC SPEECH BEFORE I STEP ON STAGE.

It begins soon, and I want YOU to read it first.

READ:
11:15 AM

From Trump: POLLS CLOSE IN 3 HOURS!

Before voting ends in SC, I have a message for my TOP supporters.

Read here:
4:10 PM

From Trump: COMPLETE VICTORY!

I just won the South Carolina primary.

READ MY VICTORY MEMO:
7:13 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'M A PROUD POLITICAL DISSIDENT!

After all the WITCH HUNTS, do I have your support?

ANSWER NOW:
11:17 AM

From Trump: We WON South Carolina.

Now it's time for me to PICK MY VP!

ASKING YOU: Who should I choose?

ANSWER:
2:37 PM

FROM TRUMP: Are you voting for me again?

I won SC, and I have a few questions for [CoffeeHorse].

TAKE MAGA POLL:
7:00 PM

Just to be perfectly clear, these are from the same number. It's not different numbers saying "From Trump" or "FROM TRUMP". It just alternates for some reason.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Depends whether it was an unpaid intern or a chat bot that came up with a given message.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Are you still voting for me? Before the Michigan polls open tomorrow, I need to know... ANSWER NOW:
12:47 PM

From Trump: LIMITED EDITION TRUMP GOLD CARD! Exclusively for top supporters. ACTIVATE NOW:
3:56 PM

Election Integrity Alert for [CoffeeHorse]: We need patriots across Florida to join our team as a Poll Watcher. Sign up HERE:
5:02 PM

FROM TRUMP: Election Day in Michigan is tomorrow. PLEASE read my final update before the polls open. URGENT:
6:49 PM

WOW. President Barack Obama just broke his silence and called us ALL to action.

And when he speaks, we listen.

We're THRILLED to unlock a 500% MATCH to QUINTUPLE every single Democratic gift - 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. >>

We're begging you: Will you rush in a 5X-MATCHED $14 before this unprecedented offer expires?

We need another 2,000 Democratic gifts before midnight to fund ads in every single toss-up race, turn out EVERY Democratic voter, and END Republicans' reign of chaos for good. >>

Here's what you need to know:

FIRST: Voters defied the "red wave" pundits gleefully predicted - and held Republicans to one of the NARROWEST Majorities in history.

THEN: Republicans vowed to never let that happen again - and raised $12 million in ONE NIGHT to silence us.

NOW: President Obama has had ENOUGH - and he just called EVERY grassroots progressive to action.

We're imploring every grassroots supporter we know: If you agree that Democrats must vote in every critical race and TAKE BACK our Trifecta once and for all, will you put your money where your mouth is and chip in $14?

Every single gift will be 500% MATCHED - but only for the next few hours before midnight. Can we count on you? >>

Thanks,
HMP
8:04 PM

BREAKING via NBC News: Liz Cheney warns that Trump will never leave office if he's elected president again.

Liz Cheney just delivered a MASTERCLASS on NBC News.

She deftly predicted that Trump will NEVER leave office if he's elected again, and called on EVERY Democracy-loving American to step up before it's too late.

That's why generous Democrats have agreed to QUINTUPLE-MATCH every donation to take back the House from the MAGA Majority. >>

We're counting on 2,400 of our top supporters to rush $14 to help us build an unbeatable foundation of support and ensure we have the resources to hand every extremist Republican in the House a HUMILIATING defeat.

Can we count on your 5X-MATCHED $14 before midnight? >>

We've never seen anything like this:

Liz Cheney just blasted Republicans for threatening our Democracy.

If you AGREE with Liz that House Republicans are Trump's "enablers and collaborators"...

Then we're asking you to take IMMEDIATE action to heed Liz's warning and save our Democracy from these extremists.

Will you answer the call for Democracy and rush in a 500%-MATCHED $14 or whatever you can before it's too late? >>

Thank you,
HMP
8:05 PM

This is Speaker Mike Johnson - I really don't like sending texts like this, but the future of America is on the line so I need you to read this entire message.

As you read this, Joe Biden and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee are launching a MAJOR fundraising blitz to destroy my most vulnerable Republican candidates and steal back the House Majority.

At the very top of their list is my colleague and GOP candidate, Monica De La Cruz, who's running in one of the MOST important House races in the country.

In 2022, Monica made history by flipping Texas-15 red for the first time in 100 years. And now they're spending millions to bury her in negative headlines, hit pieces, and TV commercials.

If the Democrats beat us in this MUST-WIN race in Texas, it's all over.

So, I am PLEADING.

If we don't get her the support she desperately needs, BIDEN WINS! That's why I'm humbly asking for your help by midnight tonight:

Believe me when I say this- this is one of the most important things you can do to help save America!

But we're running out of time so there's no time to think about this. Please, [CoffeeHorse], without you, it's all over:

With great sincerity,

Mike Johnson
Speaker of the House
8:05 PM

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

If the Democrats beat us in this MUST-WIN race in Texas, it's all over.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

BREAKING FROM TRUMP:
Liberal DA in New York seeks another GAG ORDER against me!

WITCH HUNT!

Here's my response:
12:21 PM

FROM TRUMP: POLLS OPEN IN MICHIGAN!

Before they close, will you pledge to vote for me?

RESPOND NOW:
3:29 PM

From Trump: I want YOU to own the flag from this iconic photo.

I even gave it a hug!

Here's how to win:
6:49 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

From Trump: I want YOU to own the flag from this iconic photo.

I even gave it a hug!

Don Jr. & Eric:

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: I don't want to talk about our BIG Michigan win.

There's something MUCH BIGGER on my mind.

See here:
11:20 AM

ACTION REQUESTED: Ready to vote in the Republican Presidential Primary Election? Vote Early & return your Vote-by-Mail Ballot TODAY:
2:08 PM

I am still a registered Democrat. I cannot vote in your primary!

From Trump: OFFICIAL BALLOT DEFENDER PLATINUM CARDS ARRIVED!

Exclusive offer for [CoffeeHorse] only...
CLAIM:
2:39 PM

We'll be blunt: We're about to ask you for $5.

We hope you'll take the time to read all five reasons why your support is absolutely critical to taking back our House Majority, ending Mike Johnson's reign of chaos, and helping restore our Democratic Trifecta.

But if you're short on time, will you rush in $5 before you sign off? This is so critical, generous Democrats have agreed to 5X-MATCH every single gift until midnight - your $5 will become $25 if you chip in ASAP! >>

We've got FIVE reasons why you should chip in $5 before midnight:

1. EIGHTEEN House Republicans sit in seats whose districts President Biden carried.

2. We only need to win FOUR to take back our Majority.

3. If we win, we'll help restore our Democratic TRIFECTA.

4. But Mike Johnson just raised a record $9 MILLION to lock us out of power.

5. Donating $5 is the single most impactful thing you can do today to stop Republicans from holding power over us for another two years. >>

We're asking you personally: Will you rush in a 5X-MATCHED (!!!) $5 before midnight to help us rush resources to the most critical swing districts and flip the House blue?

We need your urgent help to stop Republicans from outraising our Democrats and locking us out of the Majority for years to come. >>

Thank you,
HMP
2:40 PM

BREAKING FROM TRUMP: My case is going to the SUPREME COURT!

Presidents NEED IMMUNITY.

Read my urgent response:
6:10 PM

2nd BREAKING TRUMP ALERT: THEY JUST REMOVED ME FROM A BALLOTT IN ANOTHER STATE!

It happened again...

My response:
8:57 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: UNRELEASED BLACK MAGA HAT

You've never seen one like this... only a few left!

CLAIM BLACK MAGA HAT:
10:09 AM

From Trump: UNRELEASED BLACK MAGA HAT

You've never seen one like this... only a few left!

CLAIM BLACK MAGA HAT:
11:15 AM

From Trump: LIVE UPDATE FROM MY TRIP TO THE BORDER!

this will make you SICK!

Read with caution:
2:57 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP

Disqualified. From. Ballot. Again.

I need you!

Read my confidential memo:
5:44 PM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION!

Before I go on with Sean Hannity, I need you to see this.

READ:
8:35 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Kellyanne Conway here! [CoffeeHorse], can you take this survey to help Pres Trump plan his agenda for 2024? Take the Trump Agenda Audit:
10:30 AM

From Trump: BRAND NEW BLACK HAT!

This is the MOST REQUESTED item.

Going FAST!

Get yours now:
11:06 AM

From Trump: I SAW A WARZONE!

Read my urgent update from my trip to the border:
2:41 PM

From Trump: Where should I hold my next rally?

I want to read your response by the end of the night.

ANSWER NOW:
6:36 PM

 

[abates]

From Trump: Where should I hold my next rally?

*googles for prisons near New York*

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: LIMITED EDITION ST. PATRICK'S DAY MAGA HAT!

Available for 5 days only.

CLAIM YOURS NOW:
11:16 AM

From Trump: Quit the race before Super Tuesday?

We're about to win BIG!

Read my secure memo:
2:48 PM

Why didn't you tell me this before, [CoffeeHorse]? I thought you finished the canvass. Can you do it now?
5:19 PM

From Trump: Will you frame it or hang it outside?

I want YOU to own the flag from this ICONIC photo.

Read more:
6:24 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: FOUR DAYS LEFT TO CLAIM YOUR GREEN MAGA HAT!

There's very little inventory left.

CLAIM YOUR HAT NOW:
11:20 AM

From Trump: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON SUPER TUESDAY!

48 hours until we WIN!

Read my memo for top supporters ONLY:
1:24 PM

FROM TRUMP: Who should I pick as my VP?

ASKING [CoffeeHorse]: Make your pick before Super Tuesday!

Answer now:
5:11 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

***BREAKING FROM TRUMP***

SUPREME COURT RULES TO KEEP ME ON THE BALLOT!

Read my emergency broadcast:
10:28 AM

FROM TRUMP: I wrote a letter to my TOP supporters before Super Tuesday.

Can you take a look?

READ HERE:
1:00 PM

From Trump: LIMITED EDITION BLACK METAL TRUMP CARD!

Only the TOP 1% of supporters got this message.

ACTIVATE NOW:
5:56 PM

FROM TRUMP: These are the most sought-after MAGA Hats EVER!

Limited time only!

Claim your BLACK MAGA HAT now:
8:19 PM