Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: Can we take a picture before I accept the GOP nomination?

I WANT TO MEET YOU IN MILWAUKEE!

Read now:
11:25 AM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse] are my MOST TRUSTED advisor

Only TOP PATRIOTS can join the TRUMP ADVISORY BOARD.

JOIN:
2:14 PM

FROM TRUMP: I'm picking the next VP!
Before I do, I need to hear from [CoffeeHorse].
Who should I pick?
ANSWER:
3:18 PM

FROM TRUMP: Because of you, I will NEVER SURRENDER

I'm recognizing you!

UNLOCK GOLDEN OFFER:
6:07 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: You're on my mind...

I want YOU to become a Trump Life Member!

JOIN:
11:05 AM

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse] for VP?

That'd be something!

I NEED TO KNOW: Who should my VP be?

ANSWER:
2:25 PM

You know what? I'm bored. Maybe I should go for it. VPs don't have to do much, right?

FROM TRUMP: I can picture it already...

You'll look GREAT in my GOLD MAGA HAT!

CLAIM YOUR HAT:
6:20 PM

FROM TRUMP: I can't wait to welcome you to the Trump Advisory Board!

I just have a few questions first.

RESPOND >>
6:39 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], do you live in FL?

I need to know where my next rally should be.

ANSWER:
11:19 AM

Did you get our last message? We're granting you a **special extension** to renew your membership but ONLY FOR 1hr! Renew now:
1:40 PM

FROM TRUMP: I want to interview you, [CoffeeHorse]

I'm only asking my closest friends & allies.

BEGIN INTERVIEW:
2:14 PM

After a whole year of job hunting why is this the thing where I finally get an interview?

FROM TRUMP: Before my SHAM trial in New York, I must know one thing.

Are you still voting for me?

RESPOND NOW:
6:29 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse], do you live in FL?

I need to know where my next rally should be.

ANSWER:
11:19 AM

I have a suggestion:

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: There's a spot for you in our UNSTOPPABLE MAGA MOVEMENT!

Join me in the Trump Gold Club.

Claim:
11:16 AM

From Trump: ONE WEEK UNTIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!

It's bad.

THEY WANT ME IN PRISON!

Read my Emergency Memo:
2:16 PM

FROM TRUMP: I'm welcoming you to the Trump Advisory Board!
I have a few questions, [CoffeeHorse]
RESPOND:
6:12 PM

FROM TRUMP: WELCOME BACK!

Your spot on the Trump Advisory Board is STILL AVAILABLE.

Be my SPECIAL GUEST:
6:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: This trial is a SICK JOKE!

THEY WANT ME LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!

My response:
11:23 AM

Lara Trump: I'm looking for patriots like YOU to join our Election Integrity Team. Can I count on you to stand up?
2:18 PM

FROM TRUMP: I'm nominating you for the GOLDEN TRUMP!

You have a special place in my heart, [CoffeeHorse]

UNLOCK:
2:21 PM

From Trump: if I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
4:41PM

From Trump: Would you wear this?

CAMO MAGA Hat.
UNRELEASED. LIMITED TIME.

CLAIM NOW:
6:13 PM

FROM TRUMP: I want to interview you, [CoffeeHorse]

I'm only asking my closest friends & allies.

BEGIN INTERVIEW:
8:21 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: STOP ALL BIDEN TRIALS

They're actually after you! I'm just in heir way.

DROP ALL CHARGES:
12:42 PM

FROM LARA TRUMP: President Trump & I want to hear from YOU!

Do you have time for a quick interview?

BEGIN:
2:08 PM

From Trump: if I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
5:39PM

FROM TRUMP: What's your family name?

I want to put it on a doormat...

TAKE A LOOK:
6:22 PM

O_O Are you mad that I didn't answer that survey?

 

[KidTDragon]

From Trump: STOP ALL BIDEN TRIALS

They're actually after you! I'm just in heir way.

DROP ALL CHARGES:
12:42 PM

Kinda surprised to hear him try to call off the Republicans' attempts to impeach Biden.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

He's not. He's been saying all along that all of the trials against him are Biden and the Dems coming after him. That they actually have nothing to do with it is a fact, and Trump and facts mix like oil and water.

 

[KidTDragon]

...Yeah, I know. I was goofing on his poor choice of wording.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The staffer writing his texts this year is obviously having fun with this. The caps lock usage is spot on.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

Tell Crooked Joe to FIGHT FAIR & SQUARE.

END THE WITCH HUNTS:
11:25 AM

From Trump: DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS?

Tell me what YOU want the NEW MAGA White House to do FIRST.

SAVE AMERICA:
2:18 PM

House Republicans are doing everything they can to support law enforcement and stop the left's pro-crime policies. Add your name now to show you BACK THE BLUE. >>
3:46 PM

From Trump: I just re-launched VINTAGE MAGA HATS!

ONLY 5,000 LEFT!

Claim Now:
6:26 PM

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM LARA TRUMP

I'm trusting your advice: Who should join my father-in-law on the ticket?

VOTE:
8:27 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: The most AMERICA FIRST AGENDA IN HISTORY!

The Radical Left is TERRIFIED.

FIND OUT WHY:
11:21 AM

FROM TRUMP: Join my team & PROTECT YOUR VOTE!

I trust YOU to be an Election Integrity Volunteer.

MAGA:
1:45 PM

From Trump: PLEASE!

I'd love to read your words of encouragement before Monday's BIDEN TRIAL.

SEND ME A LETTER:
2:05 PM

I'm not playing this game anymore, [CoffeeHorse].

This is the most important election year ever. Donald J. Trump and I need you to verify your voter profile right now. >>

Thank you,

Ted Cruz
2:06 PM

FROM TRUMP: I want to interview you, [CoffeeHorse]

The NY Trial countdown starts NOW.

BEGIN INTERVIEW:
6:21 PM

ALERT FROM DONALD J. TRUMP

Have you seen my MAGA shirt?

JUST RELEASED. CLAIM:
8:45 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse] in 48 hours, AMERICA WILL CEASE TO EXIST.

But don't lose hope!

HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO:
11:15 AM

FROM TRUMP: With my NY Trial looming, DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?

I need to know!

RESPOND:
2:11 PM

From Trump: 48 hours away from PERSECUTION!

I need to know I have your support.

GRAB YOUR BLACK CARD NOW:
6:39 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: LOCKED UP FOR LIFE?

Crooked Joe wants to PUT ME IN PRISON!

24 HOURS LEFT TO END THE WITCH HUNT:
11:35 AM

From Trump: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION!

IRAN'S ATTACK ON ISRAEL SHOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED!

MY EMERGENCY RESPONSE:
1:50 PM

From Trump: Did you get my invitation?

Before my trial starts, I want to know who's on the Trump Train...

JOIN:
4:28 PM

FROM TRUMP: This is my Official Sample Ballot for [CoffeeHorse].

I want to hear from YOU by the END OF THE DAY!

REPLY:
5:23 PM

From Trump: I'm being RAILROADED!

But you won't let Biden's Kangaroo Court stop me...

NEVER SURRENDER:
7:23 PM

 

[abates]

I hope there's going to be plenty of security outside the court because I have a feeling it's going to be needed.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'M IN COURT NOW!

They're trying to DESTROY ME - BUT YOU CAN STOP THEM!

EMERGENCY BROADCAST:
10:02 AM

[CoffeeHorse], we still need more Patriots in YOUR area to sign up to volunteer as a Poll Watcher in FL. Hurry! Sign up HERE:
11:46 AM

FROM TRUMP: Deliver this message to [CoffeeHorse]

My trial just started!

STAND WITH TRUMP:
1:19 PM

From Trump: ON MONDAY ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!
It's bad.
THEY WANT ME IN PRISON!
Read my Emergency Memo:
1:29 PM

FROM TRUMP: I want to interview YOU, [CoffeeHorse]!
I'm only asking my closest friends & allies.
BEGIN INTERVIEW:
2:46 PM

From Trump: I JUST STORMED OUT OF COURT!

They think I'm finished, but I'LL NEVER SURRENDER!

Here's my response:
4:50 PM

From Trump: UNRELEASED DARK MAGA HAT

You've never seen one quite like this. Only a few left!

CLAIM DARK MAGA HAT:
7:23 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FROM TRUMP: I'm addressing the nation

After being DRAGGED TO COURT

I have a few questions I'd like you to answer:
10:55 AM

FROM TRUMP: This is a formal invitation to Mar-a-Lago

You may even get a personal tour...

ENTER TO WIN:
1:05 PM

[CoffeeHorse], choose the VP candidate NOW!
-- Don Jr.

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1:47 PM

I guess they aren't considering me for the job anymore. Sad!

From Trump: I STORMED OUT OF COURT YESTERDAY! They think I'm finished, but I'LL NEVER SURRENDER! Here's my response:
3:56 PM

From Trump: DID YOU SEE ME ON TV?

I might wear this CAMO MAGA HAT while I'm in court next...

TAKE A LOOK:
4:17 PM

From Trump: THEY'RE FORCING ME TO SKIP MY SON'S GRADUATION!

I'LL BE IN COURT!

Heartless thugs.

MY RESPONSE:
7:33 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Is he really expecting people to believe that he attended any of his children's graduations, let alone all of them up to this point?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Knowing him, he probably has a rally on the other side of the country at the same time.