The last time I endorsed a candidate the whole party stopped talking to me for months.
So maybe I should do it and see if this stops.
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The last time I endorsed a candidate the whole party stopped talking to me for months.
So maybe I should do it and see if this stops.
I don't even know who you are, Mark. Does anyone have a guess?
Mark Meadows would be my guess.
Haha, what a story, Mark.
My phone number must be one typo away from some mega donor, because these people think I can just fly to another state at a day's notice.
I swear the random underline is exactly how it appears in the text.
Is this the rally that got canceled due to weather?
It must be. Good thing I didn't fly all the way over there to be a VIP guest.
I took two law classes in college. Two.
We still don't know who Mark is, but at least we have a job title now.
I used to be on dozens of left leaning mailing lists. Trust me, petitions don't do jive.
That qualifies you for Trump's own legal team at this point.
I can't afford to work for free though. I'm broke.
Oh, you're not working for free.
You'll never get paid, of course, but that's just a minor distinction.
You'll never get paid, of course, but that's just a minor distinction.
It's a secret to everybody!
"JOIN ME"
Did I just win The Apprentice?
It's hard to tell which will disgust trump more: admitting to a crime, or doing something that gets other people things.
Considering how much of his defense right now is "I had the right to commit crimes as president", I'm gonna guess the latter.
Actually, the invitation offers to cover everything except the cost of entering Mar-a-Lago. For some reason.
I don't know what the BIG RACE is. Is it a Napcar thing?
On one condition. You have to tell me about the aliens. You can duck any other question but not that one.